Melanie Hicks - Mommy Finds Johnnys Used Condom And He is in Trouble - MyPervyFamily Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,320 Hey, Melanie, what's up? 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,960 My dad told me you wanted to talk to me about something. 3 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:08,520 Yeah, I, um, I found this in the trash can. Oh, what the heck? 4 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:11,860 And I know it's not your father's, because he doesn't use those things. 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:17,600 Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me get that away from you. I mean, it's embarrassing. 6 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:19,980 I mean, has he even had the s***x talk with you? 7 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:26,520 Um, I, I, I, I mean, that's kind of uncomfortable for me to, you know, talk 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,020 you. I mean, I know I'm your stepmother and all, but... 9 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:30,750 We can talk about this. 10 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:32,490 We're a close -knit family. 11 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:38,230 I mean, yeah, you taught me some of the basics, but I feel like I'm not up to 12 00:00:38,230 --> 00:00:43,090 par with, you know, my sexuality. All these young women don't know what 13 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:47,350 doing, do they? Yeah, they really kind of don't, and I don't know. I've been 14 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:51,750 trying girls here and there. I mean, you see them come in the house, and yeah, 15 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,550 they don't look very experienced, I bet. 16 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:57,410 I mean, it's embarrassing for me. Well, I mean, if you're anything like your 17 00:00:57,410 --> 00:01:01,940 father. I mean, he takes my anger just to keep it up and it doesn't last very 18 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,960 long. I mean, I could see why. 19 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:05,820 I keep finding these in the trash. 20 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:12,660 I mean, like I said, I'm pretty sure I can keep it hard. I mean, that's not the 21 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:16,460 issue. It's more or less the girls don't know what they're doing with it. No. 22 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,140 You see what I mean? Like, yeah, they're not experienced. 23 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:22,140 Well, do you need someone with some experience to show you? 24 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:29,240 Um... I mean, sure, you can show me an instructional video. 25 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,380 No, I meant like one -on -one show you. 26 00:01:33,980 --> 00:01:36,600 Yeah, we could have like a s***x therapy session. 27 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,500 Yeah, you can definitely give me some s***x tips. 28 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,020 Yeah, I wouldn't mind that. No, I mean like I could help you out. 29 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:46,780 Dad's never going to find out. 30 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,300 You're my stepmom. I don't really think we should be doing that. Oh, come on. 31 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,560 It's not a big deal. 32 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,400 I'm your stepmother. It's not like I'm your mom. 33 00:01:54,860 --> 00:02:00,480 But, I mean, what if somebody, like, what if my dad walks in on us? He's at 34 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,259 right now. 35 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:03,360 Didn't he leave after he told you to come talk to me? 36 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,160 Um, yeah, he was just getting out of the house to go to work. 37 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,639 Um, 38 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,979 wow. I mean, I can see you're already aroused. 39 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,440 Just coming in the room, talking about it. 40 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,000 Wow, I just never thought I'd talk about it with my stepmom. No? 41 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:19,380 Mm -mm. Never? 42 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,640 Wow. 43 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:30,200 So you know what you're doing with a nice date? I ** quite older than you. I 44 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,380 think I know what I'm doing. 45 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:32,980 All right. 46 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,020 I could show you. 47 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:38,420 I mean, yeah, I wouldn't mind. 48 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:17,050 but they don't like it like that oh they don't 49 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:21,330 oh 50 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:28,210 my 51 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:32,270 god you're really good at this 52 00:03:32,270 --> 00:03:35,830 thank you 53 00:04:24,159 --> 00:04:27,020 definitely better than your father. He would have busted him up already. 54 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,940 I mean, you're very good at what you do. I can't blame him. 55 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,160 Oh my god. 56 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,000 It's so hard. Yeah? 57 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:49,960 So what's next on this s***x lesson? 58 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:51,620 I don't know. 59 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,280 What would you like me to do to you? 60 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:02,660 Maybe stick it in your p***y? 61 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,420 Yeah? Yeah. 62 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:07,660 I really like that. 63 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:09,970 What position? 64 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:11,350 Or do you know any positions? 65 00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:16,250 I mean, you can lead the way. Yeah? Yeah, you're experienced enough, right? 66 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:21,210 Oh my 67 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:30,590 gosh. 68 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:32,970 You're beautiful. 69 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 much y 'all bought. 70 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,480 That doesn't make you more... 71 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:16,950 It's your dad. Go. He came home from work early.