[BudLightSubs] One-Punch Man - S01E01 [720p] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,710 What on earth! 2 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:30,920 Look at that! 3 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,830 It's closing in! 4 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:00,500 Who's available? 5 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,250 We have word that Lightning Max and Smile Man are on their way. 6 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:06,750 Get me that threat level assessment! 7 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:15,540 As you can see, loud explosions are going off behind me! 8 00:01:15,580 --> 00:01:18,830 The damage left by the monster is at an unprecedented scale. 9 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,170 HUGE EXPLOSION IN CITY A The Heroes Association is currently analyzing the threat level- 10 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:27,750 Guess I'll go. 11 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,580 JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT 12 00:01:47,290 --> 00:01:49,130 Daddy! Mommy! 13 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,920 And who do we have here? 14 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:16,040 Just a guy who's a hero for fun. 15 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,580 What kind... 16 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,540 of half-assed backstory is that? 17 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:24,040 I was formed from the constant stream of pollution 18 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,540 with which you humans have suffused the earth. 19 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,460 I ** Vaccine Man! 20 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:31,710 The Earth is a single living organism. 21 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:35,130 You humans are nothing but a disease-causing bacteria 22 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:37,330 eating away at her lifeforce. 23 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:41,670 In order to obliterate humans and their evil civilization, 24 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:45,540 the Earth has given birth to me! 25 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:49,380 You say you do this for fun? For fun? 26 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,040 How dare you confront me, Mother Earth's apostle, 27 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,630 for that inane reason?! 28 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:56,500 Yet, what more could be expected from a hu- 29 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:10,540 Not again... All it took was one punch! 30 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:15,210 D***N IT! 31 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:51,210 THREE YEARS EARLIER 32 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:53,040 - A monster! - Run! 33 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,710 Huh? 34 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:00,210 You sure you don't want to run away? 35 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,380 I bet you're a newly employed businessman already tired of work. 36 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:14,080 I ate too much crab and transformed into this, Crablante! 37 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:16,380 Why aren't you running? 38 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,000 You've g***t a death wish. 39 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:21,710 Is that it? 40 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:24,080 Well, not quite. 41 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:30,500 I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed. Right now, I'm looking for a job. 42 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:34,750 I had another interview today and g***t rejected royally. 43 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,830 I couldn't care less about anything. 44 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,130 So I'm in no mood to run 45 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:43,670 just because the mighty Crablante has appeared. 46 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,380 So, what'll happen if I don't run? 47 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:55,000 Your eyes are lifeless, just like mine. 48 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,040 From one set of lifeless eyes to another, I'll let you go. 49 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,250 Besides, right now... 50 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,130 I'm hunting different prey. 51 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:07,000 A big-chinned brat. 52 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:10,040 And when I find him, I'm gonna rip his arms off! 53 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,170 What're you looking at? 54 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:29,960 A big-chinned brat... If he's caught, he's dead! 55 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,290 Hey, kid. Were you messing with a big crab monster? 56 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,500 Huh? 57 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:38,080 He was asleep in the park, 58 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:39,750 so I drew some n***s on him with my marker. 59 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,210 It's definitely him... 60 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:47,960 He has no idea what he's done. What do I do? I could still help... 61 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,500 But man, this kid isn't cute at all. 62 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:55,630 It's none of my business... I should just walk away. 63 00:06:57,210 --> 00:07:00,000 Right. I mean, who really cares? 64 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:05,830 I found you! 65 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,380 What the hell ** I doing? 66 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,290 Huh! 67 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:15,040 Kid, he's after you! Get outta here! 68 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:20,080 Don't worry about me. Just go! 69 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:22,420 B-But... 70 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:24,790 My soccer ball... 71 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:25,790 Your ball?! 72 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,040 Hey, what's the big idea? 73 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,500 Don't tell me you're gonna protect that stinkin' brat! 74 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:38,250 Come on, you're gonna kill him over some harmless prank? 75 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,670 Think about this! 76 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,210 I've already mutilated lots of people. 77 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,080 Whoever makes fun of the way I look pays the price. 78 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,670 No exceptions. 79 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:55,960 By the way, that brat drew n***s on my body. 80 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:57,580 With a permanent marker! 81 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,880 Look at these claws! I can't even use a towel to wipe it off! 82 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,880 Get in my way, and I'll make sure you never go job hunting again! 83 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:19,920 It just came to me. 84 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:23,250 You look exactly like a villain from this anime I used to watch! 85 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:33,290 Die. 86 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,080 Hold it right there. 87 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:43,880 In this age of declining birth rates, I can't just let you kill a kid. 88 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:47,920 You know what? 89 00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:51,170 When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a hero. 90 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,630 Not a businessman, 91 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:56,080 but a hero who could send rotten villains like you flying 92 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:57,790 with one punch. 93 00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:00,130 Screw looking for a job! 94 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,880 Bring it on! 95 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:07,130 Some hero you are! 96 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,630 You're pathetic! 97 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:12,710 You don't stand a chance against me. 98 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:17,460 Your life ends...now! 99 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,790 Has it really been three years since then? 100 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:54,210 After that day, I trained so hard I went bald. 101 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:56,540 I became so powerful, no one can beat me. 102 00:09:57,210 --> 00:09:59,710 I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming. 103 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:03,380 So what is this? What's wrong? 104 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,880 Why does my heart feel so empty? 105 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,040 482 yen, please. 106 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,170 Okay. 107 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,790 Oh, hang on. 108 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:22,920 I have 82 yen. 109 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,960 Incredible... 110 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,000 This is incredible, little brother! 111 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,580 I never thought it would work so well. 112 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:01,080 Yes, it's more than I ever imagined, big brother. 113 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,000 My goal was to become the strongest man in the world. 114 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,420 The strongest man. 115 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,420 That was my dream. 116 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:18,210 At last, the ultimate steroid, "Biceps King," is complete! 117 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,880 Little brother! 118 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,960 Drink this and you will obtain the power you've been seeking! 119 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,290 What? Drink that? 120 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:32,670 Indeed! I added strawberry flavoring, to make it go down easier. 121 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,500 Brother... 122 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,420 Yes, this will do! 123 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,290 My brains and your brawn! 124 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:50,580 By combining the greatest of minds and the strongest of bodies, 125 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:55,130 we brothers will conquer everything on earth 126 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,670 and rule as kings! 127 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,080 I-Incredible! 128 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,130 Well done, little brother. Thousands have perished! 129 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:13,210 Now, on to the next town to destroy it as well! 130 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:19,080 This! This is it, big bro. This is what I was looking for... 131 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,170 To be the strongest man. 132 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:24,670 This is an emergency evacuation warning. 133 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:29,000 A giant creature has appeared in City D. 134 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:33,380 The creature is currently heading towards City B. 135 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,960 All residents of the area, please evacuate immediately. 136 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:41,170 I repeat, the giant creature is currently heading for- 137 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,960 Yes, that's right! Scatter like rats! 138 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,380 Get them! 139 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,250 I'm the strongest man, 140 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:51,920 I'm the strongest man, I'm the strongest man. 141 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:54,170 What do you think, brother? 142 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,630 Yeah, how's it feel being the strongest? 143 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:57,670 What?! 144 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,080 There's someone on your shoulder! 145 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,080 Put some pants on. 146 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,250 That guy on your shoulder! Kill him! 147 00:13:14,830...