Mona Wales - Troublemaker - MissaX Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:12,370 You know, darling, you know how I love to play with the boy who drops off our 2 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:14,970 cleaning. You love frat guys, don't you? 3 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:21,830 I suppose I do. He's my second this year. But he's 4 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:23,230 particularly handsome. 5 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:26,410 Young, blonde, curvy hair. 6 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:35,890 So tell me, what happened 7 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:36,890 last week? 8 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,000 Can't you just write them an email? 9 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:59,680 Chadwick. Do not call me that. My mother called me that. 10 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:03,560 Your mother is an insightful woman. She warned me you were a coward. 11 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:07,960 Real mature. 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Come on, let's go. 13 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:18,700 Lucian came by with the cleaning, and I asked him if he wouldn't mind hanging it 14 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:25,470 up in our closet, and I left a... of my panties all wet and warm from my o***m 15 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:26,470 for him to find. 16 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:27,890 What did he do? 17 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:32,110 I found my panties moved into the bathroom. 18 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:38,830 They were wet and dripping, and I opened up the toilet seat to find the remnants 19 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:41,670 of his o***m dripping into the bowl. 20 00:01:42,410 --> 00:01:45,870 God, he stroked himself with your wet panties. 21 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:49,450 Mm -hmm. I haven't groomed him for weeks now. 22 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:55,020 Sometimes I leave him panties, sometimes a bra, sometimes a base body suit. 23 00:01:56,020 --> 00:02:00,600 But this morning, I wanted to seal the deal. 24 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:03,460 I'm so blissfully tired. 25 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,400 He just left ten minutes ago. 26 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,720 Are you okay? 27 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,240 Come on. 28 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:28,460 Oh, that must be Lucien, here for round two. 29 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:29,860 Have fun, babe. 30 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,580 Call me when you're through. 31 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:37,460 And remember, no touching until I call back. 32 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:40,900 I love you. 33 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,040 Love you. 34 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:54,890 Don't be mad. I love you. 35 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:58,730 Stand by me, okay? 36 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:06,670 Oh, hey guys. This is unexpected. 37 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:08,690 Hello. 38 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:14,530 To what do I owe the pleasure? You look well. How have you been? 39 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:17,830 We'd like to speak to you and your husband, please. 40 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:21,170 Oh, well, you can speak to me, but Sterling's at work. 41 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:22,470 It's a Sunday. 42 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,200 He's in sales. He travels. 43 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,980 Why didn't you tell me that before I came all the way out here? 44 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,000 How was I supposed to know? I don't keep a schedule. 45 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,680 Is there something I could help you with? 46 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,120 No, not really. 47 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,840 When is Sterling going to be back? 48 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:42,800 My wife, the both of us, would like to speak with him. 49 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:48,820 Well, he won't be back for a while. Do you guys want to come in and have a 50 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,820 drink? No. 51 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,540 No. Thank you. 52 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:56,380 Right. 53 00:03:56,740 --> 00:04:02,940 We gotta get back to the sitter. The sitter leaves at 12 noon o 'clock. 54 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:06,920 Oh, you guys are so lucky. 55 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,500 Sterling and I would love to have children someday. 56 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:15,020 Yeah, our kids keep us busy, don't they, Brie? Mm -hmm. 57 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,540 And they're so full of love. 58 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,720 Yes. 59 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,580 So strong because of our children. 60 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,600 I would say the bond is impenetrable. 61 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,480 Impenetrable. 62 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:38,300 Anyways, so my wife and I are here because we know that you and Sterling 63 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,420 to Wisconsin. 64 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:45,900 Oh, yes. We just love it here. Thank you both so much for being so warm and 65 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:46,900 welcoming. 66 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:53,640 Yes, well... I'm sure there are plenty of cultural differences between coming 67 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,960 from New York City to our rural little town. 68 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,080 What do you mean? 69 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:04,340 What my wife means is that, you know, you're from New York City, and they're 70 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:08,560 just so warm and caring, and they're physical. 71 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,500 Wouldn't you say? 72 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:15,080 Well, I've been there a few times, and I'm amazed at how strangers will just 73 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,400 up to you and hug you like they're your husband. 74 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,870 Oh, yeah. I mean... Sterling and I are huggers. 75 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:27,130 Well, people in New York are very bohemian, very loose with their 76 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:28,290 wouldn't you say, hon? 77 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:31,250 And I've heard that Australians aren't much better. 78 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:33,350 Isn't that right, Mona? 79 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:40,590 Do you mean to say that people in the Midwest are more reserved than people 80 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,890 New York City or Australia? 81 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:45,150 Absolutely. 82 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:47,070 That's why we're here. 83 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,010 You know, the etiquette is just to... 84 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,790 Just a little different. 85 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:56,490 You know, and, you know, in other places, you know, etiquette might, you 86 00:05:56,490 --> 00:06:02,410 seem like it's a little more, that kind of closeness should be more for, like, 87 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,690 reserved for the partners. 88 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:10,030 And I think the harsh truth is we're not comfortable with it either. 89 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:12,050 Yikes, okay. 90 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:14,050 I get it. No hugging. 91 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:16,450 And nothing going past the hug is appropriate. 92 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:19,420 Especially if you're a woman with another woman's husband. 93 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:21,780 What? 94 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:25,040 Kissing, I mean. The kissing and hugging is problematic. 95 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:32,940 Oh, oh, you were... You're talking about... See, the thing is, I was just 96 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:38,300 to peck him on the cheek, and he turned his face at the wrong time, and I just 97 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:42,200 accidentally g***t him, but it was nothing. It was just closed -lip peck. 98 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,200 timing, really. 99 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,180 It was just a, you know... 100 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,690 Very unromantic -like, you know, scaredy. 101 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:54,090 It was completely unromantic. It was the kind of kiss that you'd give your dog 102 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:57,910 or your child or your father. Let's stop beating around the bush, Mona. 103 00:06:58,150 --> 00:07:02,370 I heard from Allie, who heard from Marie, who heard from Janice, that an 104 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:05,930 anonymous co -worker of yours knew that you were sleeping with your boss. 105 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:07,190 Oh, no. 106 00:07:07,650 --> 00:07:11,690 Excuse me? Excuse me! I want you to admit that you were trying to sleep with 107 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:14,030 husband at your holiday party. Just you. 108 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,620 Come to my home to insult you? 109 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,699 No, no, no. 110 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:22,420 What she's saying is that people say the damnedest things and to not worry about 111 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:26,060 it. Well, maybe if Mona wasn't trying to sleep with every guy in town, there 112 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:27,260 wouldn't be so much gossip. 113 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,500 Fran, please. 114 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:33,820 And please, thank you so much for stopping by. 115 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,300 I think it's time for you to leave now. 116 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,620 Oh, that's rich. 117 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:43,270 So one day we're your new best friends, and the next it's all, get the hell out 118 00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:44,270 of my house? 119 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:51,270 You have insulted me in every conceivable way, and I have nothing left 120 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,330 Okay, goodbye, Mona. 121 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,290 Have a nice life, s***t. 122 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,300 Mona? 123 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:31,680 Chad? 124 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:36,580 Hi. Chad, I wouldn't want to offend your Midwestern culture. 125 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,900 Here, it's rose chocolates. 126 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:45,060 I know that you liked them the last time you came over. It's from me and 127 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:46,060 Brianne. 128 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:56,140 I would probably try and put those in the fridge. They'll probably melt. 129 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:11,800 I just, I wanted to apologize. I came here to apologize because I 130 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:16,120 just wish the conversation yesterday just never happened. 131 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,540 And, oh s***t, I'm just so bad at words. 132 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:25,240 I came to say that I ** deeply sorry for what happened and 133...