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1 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:02,915 ♪ MTV 2 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,288 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:15,323 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,017 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,631 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:19,849 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 7 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,673 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,592 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 9 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,373 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 10 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:26,465 ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪ 11 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,332 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 12 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:33,167 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪ 13 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,860 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,316 He's gone too far this time, dude. 15 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,709 The stuff he's saying about Jews is out of control. 16 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,233 Bro, you just g***t to ignore him. 17 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:56,625 Bro, it's pretty hard to ignore him 18 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,279 when he's saying it all on a podcast. 19 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,760 He actually said that all women are whores, 20 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:03,280 and the only thing we're good at is murdering babies. 21 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,633 Look, guys, just leave it alone. 22 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,066 Don't give him any more attention. 23 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,636 That's easy for you to say, dude. 24 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,464 Yeah, you are one of the multitudes of groups 25 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,506 he's spewing his stupid s***t about. 26 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:12,424 Hey, guys. 27 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,729 Who are you talking about? 28 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:14,812 Clyde. 29 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:15,944 Clyde? 30 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,169 Yeah, and his stupid debating podcast. 31 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,514 Hey, here he comes. 32 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:21,911 Whatever, guys. 33 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:23,909 Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong. 34 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,351 You don't know a thing about the Jewish people. 35 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,653 Yeah, and shut up about girls' bodies. 36 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:31,269 Well, that sounds like a very female and Jew thing to say. 37 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,392 If you guys don't like it, 38 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,294 why don't you come debate me on my podcast? 39 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,883 We're not indulging your stupid podcast. 40 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,402 Yeah, screw you, fat a***s. 41 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:41,797 Wha... what? 42 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:44,934 Now, as your counselor, 43 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,893 I want to try and understand why you're doing 44 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,804 all these bad things you're doing. 45 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:52,551 The other students are very upset at this podcast. 46 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,509 And what makes you think you g***t to say 47 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:55,898 all this stuff, Clyde? 48 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,205 Hey, I'm just trying to make my nut, man. 49 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:01,560 Y-your nut? 50 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,344 Yeah, you know, kids have it tough these days. 51 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:06,173 We g***t Xbox subscriptions, PS5, Steam subscriptions, 52 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,432 Netflix, HBO, you want to order DoorDash. 53 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,217 My nut's about 60 bucks a week. 54 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,223 So you know, as a kid, if you could do a podcast, 55 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,666 say some really divisive s***t, then you could make your nut. 56 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,967 Well, Clyde, there's more important things 57 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,530 than a nut, mkay? 58 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,444 Like what? 59 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,752 Well, like being nice, mkay, 60 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,715 making people smile, helping people out. 61 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,409 That's why I became a counselor. 62 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,018 Yes? 63 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,981 Mr. Mackey, I need you to pack your stuff. 64 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,026 You've been fired, bud. 65 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,415 W-What? 66 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,464 Government's doing away with needless spending in schools. 67 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:38,506 Get your things. Last paycheck's up front. 68 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:39,898 What are you talking about? 69 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,122 Hey, wait a minute, PC Principal. 70 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,525 Power Christian Principle, yes. 71 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,687 I've worked here for 26 years. 72 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,214 We appreciate your service to this school, 73 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,825 but the government's cutting back on unnecessary expenses. 74 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:52,028 Well, what's more important than a school counselor? 75 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,825 Schools have one counselor now, 76 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,963 and he is the greatest counselor that ever lived. 77 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,899 Thanks for everything. Now, pack your s***t. 78 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,356 But... 79 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,489 what about my nut? 80 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,509 Hello, and welcome 81 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:24,856 to the "Clyde Donovan Podcast." 82 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,599 Welcome to the Channel of Truth, guys. 83 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:29,909 You can't trust Jews, 84 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,128 white people are the underprivileged, 85 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,477 and women belong at home. 86 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,782 I'd like to welcome our first guest 87 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,389 to the debate, Eric Cartman. 88 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,528 What the hell do you think you're doing, Clyde? 89 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,051 We're here speaking the truth about the Jews 90 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:43,401 and the underprivileged white class... 91 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,532 That's my shtick. 92 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,708 Knock it off, Clyde. You stole my idea. 93 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:48,145 I don't know about stealing ideas, 94 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,929 but I do know about some amazing supplement powders 95 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,452 that are an absolute steal... -Supplement powders? 96 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,975 HE-MAN supplement powders can really help you 97 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:55,064 bulk up and get... -Are you f***g serious? 98 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,936 People are sponsoring you for ripping me off? 99 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:58,329 And it's really just the best way to get ripped quick. 100 00:03:58,412 --> 00:03:59,543 So be sure to get some. 101 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,058 And also, be sure to hashtag #RespectClydesAuthority. 102 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,459 What? 103 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,599 So after losing my job, I realized 104 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:11,251 I really better get a handle on how much I spend a month. 105 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:12,517 Yes, Mr. Mackey. 106 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,996 Looking over your portfolio here, 107 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:16,908 it appears you've g***t about an $8,000 a month nut. 108 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,346 $8,000 a month? 109 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,961 I had no idea my nut was that big. 110 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,224 Now, we could get you a debt consolidation loan, 111 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,573 cancel your streaming services, 112 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:26,792 downgrade your phone subscription, 113 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,272 do a second mortgage on your house, 114 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,574 and your nut's still $8,000... 115 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:32,575 a month. 116 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,100 But I don't have anything, mkay? 117 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:36,454 I can't find a job. 118 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,456 Nobody's hiring counselors anymore. 119 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:39,888 What ** I supposed to do? 120 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,804 Well, there are other career opportunities. 121 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,153 Have you considered... 122 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,155 a job with the I-C-E? 123 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,419 Help your country round up undocumented immigrants. 124 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:51,334 ICE? 125 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:52,988 I'm a counselor. 126 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,211 I help people. 127 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,121 I would never work for ICE. 128 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,219 I understand you have to have your principles. 129 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:01,000 It's just they are offering new recruits 130 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,128 about a $100,000 salary. 131 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:06,654 Say... say what now? 132 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,440 Are you looking for a new career? 133 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,573 Why not join the I-C-E? 134 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,361 We have jobs available now 135 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,881 with up to a $50,000 signing bonus. 136 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,579 Signing bonus? 137 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,325 ♪ We don't ask for experience ♪ 138 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:22,757 ♪ Just show up 139...