Run.Ronnie.Run.2002.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:59,887 Hello, I'm Dot Lancaster, film valedictorian of Hollywood. 2 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,757 The movie you're about to see is not real. It is a movie. 3 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,627 Do not act things out from it because you are disturbed 4 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:10,130 or pissed off, you crazy son of a bitch. 5 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,132 This film contains adult language. 6 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,803 There are 17 swear words, carefully placed throughout. 7 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,471 Kids, can you find them? 8 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,274 When you hear one, jump up and turn around. 9 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,975 That'd crack me up. 10 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,577 Enjoy the film. 11 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,667 Hey, there. My name is Clay. 12 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:50,137 And this here is the story of Ronnie Dobbs. 13 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,340 And his rise to fame. 14 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,376 And the man that discovered him, ain't me. 15 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,378 But let's start with ol' Ronnie. 16 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,347 Here he is, now. 17 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:11,892 Oops! 18 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,262 Yeah, Ronnie was a good man. 19 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:17,498 A true gentleman of Southern distinction. 20 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,999 Hey Dobbs! 21 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,168 Get your a***s off my car! 22 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:23,371 Sorry, man. 23 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,573 Thought it was mine. 24 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:39,219 there's a demand 25 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:42,956 Pray that the day was long 26 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,758 'Get out of the way, dumb a***s!' 27 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:48,228 There was a hard man, to understand 28 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:52,065 Couldn't even keep himself from doing something wrong 29 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:56,136 Now he'd better run 30 00:03:56,203 --> 00:04:00,341 Ronnie, run.. 31 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,410 Hey, Darryl. Hey, Ronnie. What's up? 32 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,278 Ah, nothin' much. Tammy? Hey, Ron. 33 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,314 Debbie? B.J., how you doing? I'm fine. 34 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,915 Hey Stan. 35 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:11,184 I want nothin' to do with you. Ah, d***n! Look at this. 36 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,053 He's still pissed off about last time. 37 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,288 Alright! 38 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,760 Ronnie Dobbs. Ain't nothin' but trouble. 39 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,263 Hey, Harmon. Hey, Ronnie. 40 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,699 I'm sorry about doing that to your sister, man. 41 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,267 I forgot. 42 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,339 Hey! 43 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,943 Ronnie sure was a free spirit, wasn't he? 44 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,678 Don't you think? 45 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:41,482 But freedom is the devil's handshake 46 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,684 because while his brain was free.. 47 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,754 Look who's back. Leland. Darnell. 48 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:51,625 Y'all don't say nothin'. Today's gonna be a special day. 49 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:55,128 his heart belonged to a woman. 50 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,730 Tammy! 51 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,433 Tammy! 52 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,338 Daddy! Daddy! Hey, little Ronnie! 53 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,774 Hey, middle Ronnie! Hey, little middle Ronnie! 54 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,909 What do you want, Ronnie Dobbs? 55 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,345 Listen, baby, I g***t to ask you a question. 56 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,347 Well, go ahead and ask me, then. 57 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,315 Ha-ha. That's what you think. 58 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,918 Now, it's personal and romanticized. 59 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,154 So, why don't you meet me tonight, 8 o'clock 60 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,557 at our special place. 61 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:26,159 Well, how ** I gonna get a babysitter? 62 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:30,030 Ain't you g***t a TV? Yeah. 63 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,365 A'ight, then. 64 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,567 See you, tonight. 65 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:42,610 Ah! Just the two. It's probably all there. 66 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,446 God-d***n! 67 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,849 Man, I know they talking about beer 68 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:52,453 but I can think of another pair, I'd like to grab.. 69 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,522 my balls! 70 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,792 He don't like it. He hungry. He gonna eat it. 71 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,429 Hey, listen, hungry dog'll eat anything. 72 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,798 C'mon dog, eat that vomit! 73 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,068 Well, looky here! Who's that good-looking young man? 74 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:11,572 That's me, Clay, storyteller to the stars.. 75 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,006 at your service. 76 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,242 He's not gonna do it! Yeah, he will. 77 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,810 There he goes. 78 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,112 Look at him! He's eatin' it! 79 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,814 I told you! 80 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,119 Shoot. Out of quarters. 'Game over. You loose!' 81 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,121 That's alright, little dude. 82 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:36,329 You've just been done one free service by Ronnie Dobbs. 83 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,433 Thanks, Ronnie. A'ight. 84 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,869 'I dare you to take me on.' 85 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,706 Hey, y'all. Hey, Ronnie! 86 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,708 G***t breakfast. Looky there! 87 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,810 'Hey, Tonya, Kyle.' 88 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:51,879 Hey Clay, sorry about your leg. 89 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,782 Next time we out drinking, you should do the driving. 90 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,718 That's all right, man. Guess what? 91 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:01,221 I was a little bit wasted my own self. 92 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,756 A'ight. You know? Okay? 93 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,058 You two are regular ol' Three Musketeers. 94 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,628 Yeah. We are. Touché. 95 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:11,465 Now, I swear, if I didn't know any better 96 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:14,968 I'd say that I was about to ask Tammy to marry me. 97 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,103 Aw-w-w! 98 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,137 Are you? 99 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,872 For real? Mm-hmm. 100 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,207 That is sweet. 101 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,442 You two belong together forever. 102 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,712 Hell, you done proved it three times. 103 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,815 You see, Tammy was Ronnie's sweetheart 104 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,817 since elementary school. 105 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,852 Well, the day that Ronnie g***t kicked off 106 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,254 the bus for farting the alphabet 107 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,490 Tammy went right along with him. 108 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:40,193 After that, they was inseparable. 109 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:49,002 Then, at the ripe age of 12, Ronnie made it official. 110 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,538 You marry me? 111 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,272 After they g***t divorced 112 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,542 Ronnie loved on Tammy so much 113 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,577 that he asked her to marry him again. 114 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,179 Would you marry me yet again, my lady? 115 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,881 Yes. 116 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:04,985 After the second divorce, as if by Cupid's magic 117 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,521 he was destined to ask a third time. 118 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:11,759 I was thinkin' maybe, you know, we should get married again. 119 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,226 Okay. 120 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,730 Science tells us that the third time's a charm 121 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:19,600 but this time, science failed us. 122 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,268 See? Science don't know. 123 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,072 S***t! S***t! Look who's here! 124 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,007 Johnny Law, man. Get over here, son. 125 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:31,011 But dad, I just g***t unlimited lives! 126 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,780 You g***t no life! 127 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,215 'You're not supposed to be playing them, d***n games!' 128 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,784 And I've told you this before! 129 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,952 Your never gonna learn anything from them. 130 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,022 Hey, man, why don't you leave him alone? 131 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,057 Hey, you lookin' for an a***s to kick? 132 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,695 'Cause I g***t one. My face and your a***s! 133 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,867 You think you're really clever, don't you, boy? 134 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,869 Let me tell you something. 135 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,505 When I get elected governor, and I'm gonna. 136 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,674 The first thing I'm gonna do.. 137 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,543 is put all you scum in jail. 138 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,946 You know the second thing I'm gonna do? 139 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,982 First, send to jail. Second oh, yeah. 140 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,019 Go to the faggot store, buy yourself a new mustache....