B.W.S02E15.Exploring.Cribs.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD2.0.H.264-playWEB_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:12,490 They were here earlier. 2 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:14,971 What are we looking for? 3 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,364 My little friend, Gilbert. 4 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:17,843 What does he look? - There he is. 5 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:18,975 He's right there. No way. 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,150 Can you see him? 7 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:20,803 Oh, oh, oh-- he's going-- 8 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:21,586 Whoa! 9 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:34,817 Five, one-- we're in. 10 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:38,081 We are currently in North Tucson, Arizona. 11 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:42,346 We happen to be staying in a really cool Airbnb. 12 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:43,956 Mario, what do you think of this place? 13 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:44,870 I love it. 14 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:45,741 It's nice, right? 15 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,308 It's g***t a good view. 16 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:51,834 It's high up in the saguaro hillsides of Tucson, 17 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,618 which it is famous for. 18 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:54,576 Look at that. 19 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:55,533 Oh, there it is. 20 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:56,491 I see it. 21 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:57,796 This is us, guys. 22 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:58,928 Say hi to Mario. 23 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,103 How're you doing? 24 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,322 You all set? - I'm all set. 25 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:02,279 OK, let's go. 26 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,846 Go and check out our digs. 27 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,761 All right, let's see if anyone's home. 28 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:06,544 Ready? Yeah. 29 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,116 What's going on-- 30 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,117 Hey. 31 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:15,466 That doorbell keeps going. 32 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,077 What's going on Coyote Pack? 33 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,558 Welcome to Coyote's crib on location edition. 34 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,343 Where we're going to explore a crib 35 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,214 that Coyote doesn't actually own. 36 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,738 We're just staying here because we're on location in Arizona. 37 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,740 So if you're ready, follow me. 38 00:01:57,204 --> 00:02:00,859 Well, we've g***t the option, we can go right or we can go left. 39 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,034 Which way do you want to go? 40 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:02,948 Left. 41 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,299 OK, let's go this way. 42 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:06,169 That's our right. 43 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,605 Oh that's my right. 44 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:10,173 All right, first things first, the kitchen. 45 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:11,566 Check this out. 46 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:12,958 Pretty spacious, right? 47 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:13,872 Looks nice. 48 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,265 What all we g***t? 49 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,701 Why don't we go rifle through some stuff? 50 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:17,659 Well yeah, everybody always wants to know, 51 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,051 what's inside the fridge? 52 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,444 What's in the fridge? 53 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:23,143 Let's look inside of the fridge. 54 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,753 There it is. Oh, nice and cool. 55 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,102 Oh! Yeah! 56 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,756 Popsicles, the most important thing 57 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:30,672 you can have in your entire diet when you're on location 58 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:33,892 in the desert is freezy pops. 59 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,590 I love those. 60 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,417 Don't eat all the red ones, you know I like those. 61 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:37,592 Yeah, I know. 62 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:38,767 I don't want to melt them either. 63 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:39,768 OK, so what is it that we actually 64 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:40,943 eat when we're on location? 65 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,553 Is it really, really healthy? 66 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:43,598 Oh kind of. 67 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:44,903 There's some vegetables in here. 68 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,427 We've g***t yogurts, right? 69 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:47,689 Well yeah, we g***t some-- oh, those are mine. 70 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,125 Don't touch those. 71 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,518 Yeah, I'm not going to eat those. 72 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:51,432 What else we g***t? Oh the La Croix. 73 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:52,476 Who g***t the donuts? 74 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,521 These are Mario's. 75 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:56,045 Mario, you g***t the donuts. 76 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,178 Mario likes chocolate donuts. 77 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,353 You can't have too many donuts. 78 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,050 We've g***t juice. 79 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,226 We've g***t Kool-Aid-- those are mine. 80 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,097 Lacroix shared by everyone. 81 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,969 Oh, here's the healthy stuff. 82 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,014 Check out that little baby right there. 83 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,320 Yep. 84 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:11,365 Look at those blackberries. 85 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,193 Those are something right there. 86 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,414 Mario? 87 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:18,502 Here you go, buddy. 88 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,069 Thanks. 89 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,984 Wow. 90 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,160 Vegetables are great. 91 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,467 Do you know what's better than vegetables? 92 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:27,685 Snacks. 93 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:30,122 This is snack central, right here. 94 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:34,475 More donuts, cookies, fruit snacks. 95 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,172 There is something healthy, bananas 96 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,434 are technically healthy. 97 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:38,435 Is that your gum? 98 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:39,436 Oh yeah, these are awesome. 99 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,133 These are Ice Cubes. 100 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,310 We are not sponsored by Ice Breakers, but we should be. 101 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,659 Look at this dining room! All right. 102 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:45,703 Woohoo! 103 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,488 Check this out, seats four. 104 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:48,706 Look at that thing. 105 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:49,490 What is that? I don't know. 106 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:50,404 What is that? 107 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,318 I don't know. 108 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,232 It's art. 109 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,102 That's what they call it. 110 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,278 OK, let's go this way. 111 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:56,192 Woo! 112 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,976 Come on, Mario. 113 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,588 Now this is the family room. 114 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,590 How enormous is this? 115 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,939 Everything is huge. 116 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:07,421 The ceilings are higher than I can touch. 117 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,987 Mario even jumped over that thing. 118 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:13,035 You can actually lay all the way out and take a nap. 119 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:15,603 Hey, you guys want to see something super cool? 120 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:16,778 Super cool! 121 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,649 There's a tree in this house. 122 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,216 I'm completely camouflaged. 123 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,000 Oh, it's a fake tree. 124 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,480 I thought it was a real tree, but still a tree in the house. 125 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:27,136 Gemstone, it's crazy. 126 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,268 That's the garage. 127 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,181 It's really dark. 128 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,095 Let's not go in there. 129 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,184 It's scary. 130 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:33,360 I'm not going in there. 131 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,057 So that's that side of the house. 132 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:38,669 If you go this way, this is where we actually sleep. 133 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,019 Right here we've g***t a pretty cool bathroom. 134 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,412 That's a huge tub right there. 135 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,066 You're standing in our shower, man. 136 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,721 Do-de-do-de-do, ah! 137 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:49,506 A little privacy for when you're actually taking the shower 138 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,683 or using the lavatory. 139 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,904 All right, this is one of my favorite rooms right here. 140 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,428 This is the guest room that nobody actually stays in. 141 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:02,998 It's g***t a blow up mattress and look at that eagle. 142 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:04,347 It's a giant wooden eagle. 143 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,522 It is wood. 144 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:06,654 Yeah, it's pretty awesome. 145 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:07,742 Caw, caw! 146 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,265 Respect the bird, guys. 147 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,746 In here you've g***t an ancient computer just 148 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,922 in case you need to contact the space 149 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,184 shuttle or anything like that. 150 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,316 Yeah, I think Neil Armstrong 151 00:05:16,446 -->...