lithuanian.swingers.2018.1080p.web.h264-xme_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,360 Kitty-kitty, Kitty-kitty! 2 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,400 Huh? 3 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,640 Was I snoring? 4 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,360 No idea, maybe not. 5 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,040 Good. 6 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,400 I dreamt we worked in a team. 7 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,520 No way. 8 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,120 We went snake hunting, had to push them into pipes and so police can't stop us. 9 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,960 Matas and Jacob were there, and then you and me, 10 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,320 and for some reason, Mantas Stonkus too. 11 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,640 Stonkus is everywhere now. 12 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,600 Everyone was working, except me because my teeth were falling... 13 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,360 They say that if you dream of falling teeth, you'll die soon. 14 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,440 Oh, common, who says so? 15 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,560 Man, you smell like you're dead already! 16 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,720 It was you who fed me all that garlic yesterday! 17 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,800 You told me you were coming down with flu. 18 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,080 All men end up sick if neglected love. 19 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Simukas! 20 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,600 Towel! 21 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,960 Thanks. 22 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,400 This hook should actually go here. 23 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,360 Do you want to fix it now? 24 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,440 When then? 25 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,040 Maybe shave first... 26 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,400 You're not my mum, don't tell me what to do! 27 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,040 Yeah? How many eggs are you having? 28 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,840 Today guys from sanitary epidemic are coming to work. 29 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,920 Why? 30 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,320 They said they need to check us for worms... 31 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,400 How? 32 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,360 Just like in childhood, they would make us stand against the wall 33 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,000 with pants down, and the scotch tape attached to the butt hole... 34 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,560 Today we're going to Kristina's. Remember? 35 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,400 Where? 36 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,840 Housewarming. They bought a flat. I told you on Monday. 37 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:54,880 Maybe you told somebody else? 38 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,960 No, you. 39 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Did I say I was coming? 40 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,080 Hello good morning! 41 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,640 Shhhh! Who can bear so much energy in the morning? 42 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,520 Dainius goes clubbing every Thursday, 43 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,120 pretends to be a foreigner, and brings a new chick home. 44 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,760 Yeah, you told me. 45 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,080 Are you jealous or what? 46 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 What? 47 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,400 No, not jealous. 48 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,560 You envy your boss have s***x randomly 49 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,640 Yes, you do! 50 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,280 No... 51 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,160 There's nothing wrong with that since you're a healthy man. 52 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 What do you mean? 53 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,000 I think it's normal to want new chicks. 54 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,600 Are you serious? 55 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,360 I **. 56 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,600 Especially after you've been living with the same one for 6 years. 57 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,800 Do you also feel like trying new men? 58 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,480 Hello? 59 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,600 Hi 60 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,160 Stop it, Irina, nobody's burgled you! 61 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,720 You've been partying yesterday, I can tell from your voice. 62 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,720 You cried? 63 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,800 Perhaps you did, if you broke your phone again. 64 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,080 Common, get dressed, and come to work! 65 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,320 OK, bye! 66 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,040 Let's talk about those trials... 67 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,279 What's there to talk about? Marriage has both pros and cons. 68 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,960 You're right. 69 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,800 Mrs Boss! 70 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Morning! 71 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,920 -Did Irina call? -Yes, she did. 72 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,280 What now? 73 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,440 Her house g***t burgled. 74 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,880 Wow. Something new. 75 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,320 What happened? 76 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,120 Did you get to meet Irina? 77 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,880 Is she the one talking to herself? Yeah, that one. 78 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,680 I heard her arguing with herself once. 79 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,440 Every Thursday she goes out partying, and then the next morning calls in sick. 80 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,520 Once she said there was no water, then the leg g***t broken, what else? 81 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,640 She buried three or four grandmas... 82 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,120 Why does she still work here? 83 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,080 When she works, she works well. 84 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,720 She's well received by the clients. 85 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,880 Perhaps men? 86 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,280 How bizarre... 87 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,400 Speak of the devil! 88 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,880 Alright, alright, mind your own businesses! 89 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,680 Late again, huh? 90 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,800 Sorry, traffic. 91 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,280 Wake up earlier! 92 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Where did I finish? 93 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,440 You said 'on the back'! 94 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,120 Did I show you her photo? 95 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,200 Yes, you did... 96 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,320 Look, who I brought back from 'Salento' yesterday! 97 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,080 What? Wife, sister? 98 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,920 Giedre's workmate, she's g***t a boyfriend, a Bushido fighter. 99 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,920 I'm not interested! 100 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:54,640 So yeah, I take her home, put the music on, take off her tiger print thong... 101 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,360 Don't tell me more, OK? I'm meeting her tonight, 102 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,040 I won't be able to look her in the eyes. 103 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,800 Listen, I pull down the thong, and above the papaya - 104 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,400 there's a tattoo of a butterfly! 105 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,120 Done by herself? 106 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,760 Are you dumb? How would she do it by herself? Who does it by themselves? 107 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,040 Hello, guys! 108 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,640 Hey, Jacob! 109 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,960 Did you get some rest? 110 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,320 F***k no... All day with the kids... 111 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,440 Where did you go? 112 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,520 To Trakai. 113 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,880 We took a boat, start rowing. 114 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,640 A swan comes close, kids give it kibin crumbs, it takes them. 115 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,800 Meat too? 116 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,640 Sure, a swan is like a rat, eats everything. 117 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,480 And then Noah suddenly grabs her by the neck, the stupid swan gets panicky, 118 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,240 but the boy does not let go, tries to pull it inside the boat. 119 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,320 Seriously? 120 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,280 The wife is shouting, the little one's crying. 121 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,240 I'm saying - son, you shouldn't do that! 122 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,640 So then I grabbed on his arm, and that stupid bird bites my hand! 123 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,520 Total chaos! 124 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,880 But you know, the small one has a d***n strong grip! 125 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,160 He'll be able to strangle his wife when he's married. 126 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,720 It's time you have kids too! 127 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,720 Just not together. Don't try it. 128 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,240 First we have the mortgage to pay off. 129 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,760 If you wait until the mortgage is paid off, 130 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,400 your d***k will no longer be functional! 131 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,920 Shouldn't you be working? 132 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,000 Oops, c'mon guys! 133 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,200 Are you seriously planning to get sick? 134 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,520 My nose's been itchy all day! 135 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,080 Try some nose picking! 136 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,720 Only bastards would pick their boogers in a stranger's car. 137 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,080 Last night Dainius slept with Irina. 138 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,960 What? How do you know? 139 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,840 He showed me the pictures and told everything. 140 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,320 Does she have a tattoo above her thing? 141 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,160...