A.Fish.Called.Wanda.1988.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.**] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:32,442 --> 00:00:37,404 And on that point, members of the jury, I rest my case. 2 00:01:31,501 --> 00:01:33,585 Hello, Wanda. 3 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:48,577 - Hi, Ken. - Hello, W-W-Wanda. 4 00:02:49,078 --> 00:02:52,914 Ken... this is Otto. 5 00:02:53,082 --> 00:02:55,250 Hello. Wanda's told me a lot about you. 6 00:02:55,418 --> 00:02:57,252 Hey! Great fish! 7 00:02:57,420 --> 00:03:00,088 A little squeeze of lemon, some tartare sauce, perfect! 8 00:03:01,716 --> 00:03:03,508 George back yet? 9 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,887 No. He had to g-g-go to the b-b-b... 10 00:03:11,893 --> 00:03:13,476 What? 11 00:03:13,644 --> 00:03:16,855 Oh, that's quite a stutter you've g***t there, Ken. 12 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:21,610 It's all right, it doesn't bother me. So George needs a weapons man, eh? 13 00:03:22,486 --> 00:03:24,196 A cup of tea, Ken? 14 00:03:24,363 --> 00:03:25,947 Y-y-y... 15 00:03:26,115 --> 00:03:28,116 Yeah. He'd like one. 16 00:03:28,284 --> 00:03:29,867 I had a good friend in the CIA had a stutter. 17 00:03:29,892 --> 00:03:31,718 Cost him his life. D***n it. 18 00:03:34,957 --> 00:03:37,083 Hi, George. 19 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,171 Hello, George. Get you a Scotch? 20 00:03:41,339 --> 00:03:43,006 Yeah. 21 00:03:43,174 --> 00:03:46,593 George... this is Otto. 22 00:03:48,763 --> 00:03:51,181 So, you're Wanda's brother. 23 00:03:51,349 --> 00:03:54,976 It's good to be here, George. England is a fine country. 24 00:03:55,561 --> 00:03:57,979 She tell you what we need? 25 00:04:07,031 --> 00:04:09,157 Something like that? 26 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,577 Something like that. 27 00:04:14,497 --> 00:04:16,623 Hello, Wendy. 28 00:04:18,334 --> 00:04:20,460 Had a good day? 29 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:23,713 I spend the morning trying to get a waste-disposal man to come, 30 00:04:23,881 --> 00:04:27,634 have lunch with Marjorie, during entire meal complaining about her husband, 31 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:30,512 then I have to play three rubbers with Philippa Hunter. 32 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,515 And I come back here, Sanderson's have sent the wrong flowers. 33 00:04:33,683 --> 00:04:35,350 Oh, no! 34 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:40,438 - Would you like some tea? - Yes. 35 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,400 I won the case. 36 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,860 This is my first moment I've had to myself all day. 37 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,199 Hello, Portia. How was the show? 38 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:54,518 Awful, daddy. I've g***t to have a new horse. 39 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:57,622 - Look, I thought you liked Phantom. - He's not fit for dog meat. 40 00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:00,149 Can I change him please, dad? It's up to you. It won't cost much. 41 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,400 Oughtn't we to ask... 42 00:05:01,544 --> 00:05:04,546 I thought you were making tea, Archie. I'd better do it. 43 00:05:04,714 --> 00:05:07,716 - Let me do it. - No, I'll do it! 44 00:05:11,804 --> 00:05:14,931 - I won the case. - Oh! Now this is cracked. 45 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:19,853 They're worth about 100,000 each. 46 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:24,357 There are 135 of them. That makes 13 millions, my friends. 47 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,360 - Dollars or pounds? - Pounds, pet. 48 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,113 This is the big one. So... 49 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,116 OK. 50 00:05:33,284 --> 00:05:35,035 Yeah. 51 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:37,704 Otto? 52 00:05:37,872 --> 00:05:39,956 - Yes? - OK? 53 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,959 - What? - The plan. 54 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:45,920 Yeah. Great. No problem. 55 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:48,590 What was the middle thing, about the police? 56 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:52,552 We don't meet up at Heathrow until Tuesday... 57 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,764 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I haven't finished yet. 58 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:59,934 Because the police will watch all the airports for 72 hours. 59 00:06:00,102 --> 00:06:02,020 I know. I know. 60 00:06:03,272 --> 00:06:07,609 Do you want m-m-me to g-g-get a b-b-big 61 00:06:07,777 --> 00:06:11,279 c-c-car? 62 00:06:11,447 --> 00:06:14,324 Yes, Ken. A limo, OK? 63 00:06:14,492 --> 00:06:17,118 And put diplomatic plates on it, right? 64 00:06:17,286 --> 00:06:19,245 What if he has to speak in the break-in? 65 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,664 Nobody says anything during a break-in. 66 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:24,459 It's OK, Otto. Ken's good. 67 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:29,089 So next week we won't have to look for work. 68 00:06:29,799 --> 00:06:32,592 And it won't have to look for us. 69 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,844 Oscar Wilde. 70 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:43,520 You really like animals, don't you, Ken? What's the attraction? 71 00:06:43,687 --> 00:06:49,150 Because you can t-t-trust them, and they don't sh-sh-sh... 72 00:06:49,318 --> 00:06:52,821 - S***t on you? - Show off all the time. 73 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:58,076 Know what Nietzsche said about them? He said they were God's second blunder. 74 00:06:58,244 --> 00:06:59,744 Bye, sis. 75 00:06:59,912 --> 00:07:04,165 Well, you t-tell him from me that I-I-I... 76 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:06,000 Bye, George. 77 00:07:07,044 --> 00:07:08,795 If you talk to Mom, tell her I said hi. 78 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,964 - OK. - Don't let him touch you. 79 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,882 One more day, we're together. 80 00:07:16,554 --> 00:07:20,265 I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. 81 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:24,894 He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up. 82 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:30,150 Good. 83 00:08:55,528 --> 00:08:58,655 Anybody moves and you're dead! 84 00:09:29,228 --> 00:09:32,480 Look where you're going! Chauvinist pig! 85 00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:36,693 Really! People here just think they own the pavement! 86 00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:07,890 That was fun. I love robbing the English. They're so polite. 87 00:10:08,058 --> 00:10:10,018 - The d-d-d... - What is it, Ken? 88 00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:12,770 - The dog! - We didn't hit the dog, Ken. It's OK. 89 00:10:12,938 --> 00:10:14,772 $20 million, he worried about an insect. 90 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,357 It's not an-an-an... 91 00:10:16,525 --> 00:10:18,125 Stutter's not getting any better, is it? 92 00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:19,444 Shut up! 93 00:10:19,612 --> 00:10:21,696 Shut up! 94 00:10:27,703 --> 00:10:29,579 Ken? 95 00:10:30,623 --> 00:10:32,540 Bye. 96 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,051 Let's split. 97 00:11:04,076 --> 00:11:05,639 See you at Heathrow airport on Tuesday. 98 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,993 - Lie low. No celebrating. - No celebrating? 99 00:11:10,162 --> 00:11:12,664 - See you in a couple of hours. - OK. Bye. 100 00:12:01,547 --> 00:12:03,423 - To 20 million. - To a job well done. 101 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,716 To us. 102 00:12:04,883 --> 00:12:07,719 To the best brother-and-sister team since... 103 00:12:07,886 --> 00:12:09,887 Romeo and Juliet? 104 00:12:10,055 --> 00:12:14,142 Do you believe those cockney klutzes bought our story? What morons! 105 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,352 - I want you to know something. - What? 106 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:20,148 Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to f***k you. 107 00:12:20,649 --> 00:12:22,275 Oooh! 108 00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:25,570 - Make the call. - Momento, carissima. 109 00:12:25,738 --> 00:12:27,530 No. No Italian! 110 00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:28,698 Hey! 111 00:12:28,866 --> 00:12:34,829 Per cominciare, due insalate verdi con peperoni e un linguini primavera. 112 00:12:34,997 --> 00:12:37,707 No. Make the call, Otto. 113 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:42,170 - Are you really Italian? - Absolutamente. Si. 114 00:12:42,337 --> 00:12:45,965 My name is Otto. It means eight. Say "Arrivederci a Giorgio." 115 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,177 - Bye, George. - Police, please. 116 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,304 - Otto! - Argh! 117 00:12:52,723 --> 00:12:54,256 Yes. Hello. Sorry to trouble you. 118 00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:56,416 But, I thought it might interest you to know 119 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,896 that the Hatton Garden robbery today was pulled off 120 00:13:00,063 --> 00:13:03,566 by a Mr. George Thomason, who lives at. 121 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:06,486 Flat 3, Kipling Mansions, 122 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:10,239 Murray Road, London, West 9. 123 00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:12,325 Wanda? 124 00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,433 Police! Open up! 125 00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,521 Come on, open up! 126 00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:47,068 Open the door, or we'll knock it down. 127 00:13:57,412 --> 00:13:59,247 George Francis Thomason? 128 00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:14,637 Passport, tickets... 129 00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:16,722 money. 130 00:14:20,352 --> 00:14:23,312 A***e! 131 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:35,992 - We're rich, Wanda. - Yep? 132 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:38,995 I bet these last two weeks with me 133 00:14:39,162 --> 00:14:41,873 have been the most exciting two weeks of your life. 134 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,958 You said it. 135 00:14:55,596 --> 00:14:59,307 OK. 136 00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,142 Disappointed! 137 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,936 Son of a bitch! 138 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,148 What do you have to do in this life to make people trust you? 139 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:08,774 Shut up. 140 00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:11,319 People always take...