Door.to.door.2002.DVDRip-LiS.English Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:13,559 --> 00:00:18,121 the fans at Ebbets Field, by jumping all over their cross-town rivals, the Yankees... 2 00:00:18,196 --> 00:00:21,256 and their 17-game winner, "Bullet" Bob Hurley... 3 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:25,201 for eight runs, to gain their first victory in the Subway Series. 4 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:27,771 The Dodgers were led by Roy Campanella... 5 00:00:27,839 --> 00:00:31,275 who cranked three hits and drove in three runs. 6 00:00:32,678 --> 00:00:36,876 It's a fluke. G***t to be a fluke. Them bums are geriatrics. 7 00:00:38,016 --> 00:00:40,780 Robinson's the youngest, and he's going on 65! 8 00:00:41,253 --> 00:00:42,311 Huh, Billy? 9 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:47,286 Dodgers' manager Walt Alston refused to panic... 10 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,988 starting Johnny Podres... 11 00:00:50,062 --> 00:00:51,859 They better start Whitey tonight. 12 00:00:52,898 --> 00:00:53,592 Yeah. 13 00:00:53,665 --> 00:00:56,190 the young lefty cruised through nine easy innings... 14 00:00:56,268 --> 00:00:59,931 Yeah, Johnny Podres. "Johnny-come-lately" more like. 15 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:02,907 Bread rises faster than his fastball. 16 00:01:03,742 --> 00:01:04,800 Happy birthday, Johnny! 17 00:01:07,145 --> 00:01:12,105 I'm Mike Wallace with a sensational discovery for better baking and frying. 18 00:01:12,184 --> 00:01:13,549 It's Golden Fluffo... 19 00:01:13,652 --> 00:01:16,780 Still, you have to give him some credit, this Podres kid. 20 00:01:16,855 --> 00:01:19,483 It couldn't have been too easy for him, right? 21 00:01:19,791 --> 00:01:21,725 What with the pressure and all... 22 00:01:24,696 --> 00:01:26,459 You look like a million. 23 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:33,833 There. Take a look. 24 00:01:40,812 --> 00:01:44,145 Now listen. It takes people a wee bit longer to warm up to you. 25 00:01:44,716 --> 00:01:48,208 Just be patient. Patient and persistent. 26 00:01:51,390 --> 00:01:52,880 You're gonna be great. 27 00:02:03,702 --> 00:02:05,829 And those cases, they're heavy. 28 00:02:05,904 --> 00:02:09,396 Hell, a lot of the guys are carrying two cases with them. 29 00:02:10,242 --> 00:02:13,143 I admire your determination, but... 30 00:02:13,378 --> 00:02:15,039 And the walking... 31 00:02:16,415 --> 00:02:18,781 You understand what I'm getting at? 32 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:22,650 I just don't see any way this can work. 33 00:02:22,888 --> 00:02:23,980 I'm sorry. 34 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,482 Thanks for coming in. 35 00:02:55,821 --> 00:02:57,914 All the October statements. 36 00:02:58,223 --> 00:02:59,713 Mr. Hernandez. 37 00:03:01,359 --> 00:03:03,554 Give me your worst route. 38 00:03:04,696 --> 00:03:08,655 Give me the area nobody wants. 39 00:03:11,737 --> 00:03:13,261 What have you g***t to lose? 40 00:03:14,139 --> 00:03:16,801 If I can sell it, you're a hero. 41 00:03:17,743 --> 00:03:21,201 Mr. Porter, let's be honest. This is a physically demanding job... 42 00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:24,771 and you're crippled. And I don't see how- 43 00:03:25,383 --> 00:03:26,315 What? 44 00:03:47,939 --> 00:03:49,304 Praise the Lord. 45 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:02,553 Nervous? 46 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:04,012 Yeah. 47 00:04:04,656 --> 00:04:06,988 Nuts, I was gonna make you a lunch. 48 00:04:07,058 --> 00:04:07,854 No! 49 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:13,092 Good for me. 50 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:15,224 I guess I'm a little nervous, too. 51 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,698 I guess you are. 52 00:04:17,035 --> 00:04:20,004 What are you waiting for? Them to come to the car? 53 00:04:20,071 --> 00:04:21,163 Go sell some soap. 54 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:25,937 - Meet you here at 5:00? - All right. 55 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,349 'Morning. 56 00:05:14,326 --> 00:05:16,055 May I be candid with you? 57 00:05:16,895 --> 00:05:19,363 The greatest value in our catalogue... 58 00:05:19,431 --> 00:05:22,423 is the double-strength vanilla extract. 59 00:05:23,101 --> 00:05:25,729 It comes in the four-ounce, six-ounce... 60 00:05:25,804 --> 00:05:27,101 That's right! 61 00:05:28,506 --> 00:05:30,440 I told you I'd call the cops. 62 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:34,243 My God! Look what they're doing. Larry! 63 00:05:34,312 --> 00:05:35,370 We g***t a call... 64 00:05:35,447 --> 00:05:36,937 Officer, I've done the research. 65 00:05:37,015 --> 00:05:39,210 It's hanging over our property, and the law says- 66 00:05:39,284 --> 00:05:40,979 Do you see my feet? That's pine tar. 67 00:05:41,052 --> 00:05:43,919 I've g***t white carpeting. Now I've g***t a sticky green path... 68 00:05:43,989 --> 00:05:45,286 from the front door to- 69 00:05:45,357 --> 00:05:47,825 Look where your front door is, look where the tree is. 70 00:05:47,893 --> 00:05:49,520 - Look what they've done! - Calm down. 71 00:05:49,594 --> 00:05:52,154 What kind of people would do this? They've butchered it! 72 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:53,288 Will you stop? 73 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:03,503 I have tried gasoline and turpentine, and it smells like a garage. 74 00:06:29,968 --> 00:06:31,128 Good morning. 75 00:06:31,336 --> 00:06:32,997 My name is Bill Porter... 76 00:06:33,805 --> 00:06:37,332 and I would like to take a moment of your time to tell you... 77 00:06:37,409 --> 00:06:42,346 about some of the many fine Watkins products available. 78 00:06:43,548 --> 00:06:48,349 Of course, they all come with a 100 percent money back guarantee. 79 00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:51,249 I don't think so. 80 00:06:53,391 --> 00:06:54,483 Who is it? 81 00:06:54,659 --> 00:06:56,320 Some charity guy. 82 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:14,678 I mean it, you g***t to get ready to go, now. 83 00:07:14,746 --> 00:07:16,543 Don't let the dog out. 84 00:07:17,115 --> 00:07:19,948 My name is Bill Porter and I was- 85 00:07:20,018 --> 00:07:22,543 Peanut, would you shut the hell up? Get back. Sit! 86 00:07:22,988 --> 00:07:26,754 Sheri, will you get your d***n dog? I swear to God. What? 87 00:07:27,592 --> 00:07:29,457 My name is Bill Porter... 88 00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:33,730 and I was wondering if I could take a moment of your time... 89 00:07:33,999 --> 00:07:37,696 to show you some of the many fine Watkins products- 90 00:07:37,769 --> 00:07:40,135 Joey, I told you to put your pants on. 91 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:44,475 I once had a fish named Joey. 92 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,177 Grab him, would you? 93 00:07:50,448 --> 00:07:52,609 Sheri, your d***n dog g***t out. D***n it! 94 00:07:52,884 --> 00:07:54,647 I'm in the bathroom! 95 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:57,449 Peanut! Come here. Peanut! 96 00:07:59,257 --> 00:08:01,225 May I be candid with you? 97 00:08:02,093 --> 00:08:05,460 The greatest value in our catalogue... 98 00:08:05,897 --> 00:08:08,991 is the double-strength vanilla extract. 99 00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:13,431 It comes in the four, eight, and 12-ounce sizes. 100 00:08:15,707 --> 00:08:19,939 Obviously, the 12-ounce is the best value. 101 00:08:20,011 --> 00:08:22,206 Look, I really don't need anything... 102 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,810 but I respect what you're doing so much. 103 00:08:27,719 --> 00:08:29,414 I'd like to help you. 104 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:37,354 Please, take it. 105 00:08:38,463 --> 00:08:40,090 I don't need charity. 106 00:08:41,199 --> 00:08:46,034 But you need spot remover. Look at your couch, it's appalling. 107 00:09:21,139 --> 00:09:22,572 No solicitors, sir. 108 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:24,775 I'm from the Watkins Company. 109 00:09:24,843 --> 00:09:27,038 What? No solicitors, sir. 110 00:09:27,312 --> 00:09:28,108 What? 111 00:09:28,446 --> 00:09:29,310 What? 112 00:09:29,781 --> 00:09:32,147 I'm from the Watkins Company. 113 00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:35,709 No. Rules, sir! 114 00:09:43,828 --> 00:09:45,022 What do you want? 115 00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:48,522 I don't know, I'm tired of egg salad. 116 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:54,234 Here, let me get that for you. 117 00:09:55,173 --> 00:09:55,969 Thanks. 118 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,215 May I be candid with you? 119 00:10:09,487 --> 00:10:10,511 Yes. 120 00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:13,384 No. Candid. May I be candid? 121 00:10:16,427 --> 00:10:17,553 Absolutely. 122 00:10:17,729 --> 00:10:20,721 In my experience, the greatest value... 123 00:10:21,199 --> 00:10:25,659 in our catalogue is the triple-action laundry detergent. 124 00:10:26,204 --> 00:10:29,139 And at $3.95 a box... 125 00:10:29,774 --> 00:10:32,709 you can see what a great saving that is. 126 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,446 How many may I put you down for? 127 00:10:38,082 --> 00:10:39,140 Two. 128 00:10:40,885 --> 00:10:41,874 Really? 129 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,078 And a large bleach. 130 00:11:05,109 --> 00:11:08,476 May I ask you to fill in the order for me? 131 00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:10,339 Of course. 132 00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:13,207 Would you like a drink? 133 00:11:13,685 --> 00:11:14,709 Thank you. 134 00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:31,892 I'm sorry, I put a little vodka in there. Is it too much for you? 135 00:11:32,136 --> 00:11:33,535 I probably shouldn't. 136 00:11:34,706 --> 00:11:37,334 I walk like a drunken sailor as it is. 137 00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:44,848 I wouldn't feel good about myself... 138 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:48,417 if I didn't tell you about our fabric softener. 139 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:12,167 I must have walked 10 miles today....