Hotel Transylvania [2012 Eng Animation] Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,942 Peek-a-boo! 2 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,653 No, no, no, no, no. 3 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:13,906 l didn't mean to startle you, my little baby. 4 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,996 Hush, little vampire, don't say a word 5 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:23,291 Papa's gonna b***e the head off a bird 6 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,506 l vant to kiss your tush. 7 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,633 l vant to kiss your tush! 8 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,774 Nice, but maybe a little more square footage. 9 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,943 l want a lot of monsters here. 10 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,202 l'm gonna get you, little Mavis. 11 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,537 l'm gonna get you! 12 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,374 What out there? 13 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,877 We never go out there. 14 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,295 Ever. 15 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,967 "And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding. 16 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:18,888 "But Harry the Human found them and jumped out from under their bed." 17 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,307 -l'm scared! -"And burned their clothes 18 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,309 "and bit their toes! 19 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,520 "And took their candy!" 20 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,398 Don't take my candy. 21 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:32,485 Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened. 22 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:37,240 l promised your mommy l would protect you forever. 23 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:43,579 My beautiful May-vay 24 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:48,167 Let me wipe all your poop away 25 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:52,088 Those humans are nas-tay 26 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:56,259 So with Daddy you wiII stay 27 00:02:56,385 --> 00:03:00,680 And if a human tries to harm you 28 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,348 l'll simply say... 29 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,688 Because you're Daddy's girl 30 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,857 Daddy's girl 31 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,108 l'm your Vlad-y daddy... 32 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,694 Just bend the legs and push off. 33 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,863 Trust me, mouse. 34 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,117 l can fly! l can fly! 35 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,201 Look at you! 36 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,870 Faster, baby! Faster! 37 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,414 You g***t it, my little voodoo doll! 38 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,213 Excuse me, sir. 39 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,923 What? What? 40 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,884 l'm okay. 41 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,719 lt's ready. 42 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,139 Looks good. 43 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,057 Only monsters can get in? 44 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,559 Absolutely. 45 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,477 lt's hidden real nicely. 46 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,480 You g***t 400 acres of haunted forest in front of you. 47 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,400 You g***t the Land of the Undead on the perimeters. 48 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:59,113 Any humans daring to even look over there will run away real quick. 49 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,087 But, of course, be smart. 50 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,590 No bonfires, no firework shows. 51 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,593 Yeah, yeah, no, no. No fire, l get it, l get it. 52 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,182 lt's time, my darling Martha. 53 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:29,685 The place we always talked about for Mavis. 54 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,813 No one will ever harm her here. 55 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,994 Yeah, it's a mess back there. 56 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,761 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania! 57 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,307 Human-free since 1 898. 58 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,934 Your safest destination. 59 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,227 Take an itinerary. 60 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:56,230 l have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events, 61 00:05:56,314 --> 00:06:00,151 all leading to my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow. 62 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,528 We always look forward to coming every year, Count. 63 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,447 We enjoy the safety so much. 64 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,782 Of course. That's why we built it. 65 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,492 Yes, good evening. 66 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,618 Thank you, Marty. 67 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,996 You look pale, as well. 68 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,664 Sir, sir, sir! 69 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,207 We have an urgent plumbing issue. 70 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,584 Plumbing? On it. 71 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,669 Mr. Ghouligan! 72 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,881 There is a clogged toilet in room 348. 73 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,634 lt's okay. We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot. 74 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,894 Hey, kids, reel it in. 75 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,354 You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable. 76 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,483 Now, now, is that any way to behave? 77 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,902 This is a hotel, not a cemetery. 78 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,987 Sorry, Uncle Drac. 79 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,156 Drac! How are ya? 80 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,574 Wayne, my old friend! 81 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,992 Couldn't wait for this weekend. 82 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,994 Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days. 83 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,537 The family looks beautiful. 84 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,414 Let me just clean up their filth. 85 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,665 Housekeeping! 86 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,434 Frankie, my boy! Look at you! 87 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,812 Still traveling by mail, Mr. Cheapo, huh? 88 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,063 lt's not a money thing. 89 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,606 l have a plane phobia, okay? 90 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,650 l mean, at any moment, those engines could catch... 91 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,193 Fire! Yeah, yeah. 92 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,611 "Fire bad." 93 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,613 We know. 94 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,116 Augustus, Porridge Head, come on! 95 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,243 Does that look like Frankenstein's head? 96 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,994 Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going on with your cape there? 97 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,162 What do you mean? 98 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,539 Who pinched me? 99 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,582 Guilty. You're irresistible. 100 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,876 Yes, very amusing, lnvisible Man. 101 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,963 Hello. Great to "see" you. 102 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,382 Never gets old. 103 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,718 Missed me. 104 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,637 Missed me, missed me, missed me. 105 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,806 Okay, you win. Hold this bacon. 106 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,141 Why ** l holding bacon... 107 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,893 No! Get 'em off! 108 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,734 Here comes the party! 109 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,903 Hello, Murray! 110 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,947 Drac, what's up, buddy? 111 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,949 The sand, Murray, the sand! 112 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,325 Always with the sand. 113 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:18,080 Wolfie! Wanda! Frank! 114 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,543 l love this guy. 115 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,336 He always bringing it full tilt. 116 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,713 You're looking skinny, too. 117 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,590 Now that you're just a head. 118 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,092 Okay, you'll pay for that. 119 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,304 So what's up, Drac? 120 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,306 The hotel is looking off the hook. 121 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,766 Hey, guys, watch this. 122 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,146 By the way, you were right about those directions. 123 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,272 Oh, good, good. 124 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,107 Yeah, l took the Tigris 125 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,110 through the Nile, and there was absolutely no traffic. 126 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,659 You're kidding me. 127 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,077 Right in my lobby? 128 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,788 Drac, l swear, man, l don't run like that. 129 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,458 Housekeeping! 130 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,884 l was not the cause of that. 131 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,221 We're ready! 132 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,644 lf only Martha were here to see this. 133 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,979 She's always here, Wanda. 134 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,564 Okay, friends, 135 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,734 l ** so glad you are here to celebrate. 136 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,987 Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis, 137 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:36,742 and another successful year of refuge from them! 138 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,246 These are recent human images 139 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,498 our surveillance has uncovered. 140 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,834 They are getting fatter so as to overpower us. 141 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,836 And they are wearing less clothing, 142 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,089 allowing more movement to strangle us 143 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,259 or cut open our heads and put candy in them. 144 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,843 But they will never 145 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,178 find us here. 146 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,555 Evil villain, you will never win! 147 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,350 Okie doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes. 148...