Noahs Arc Jumping The Broom.2008.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:27,293 ♪ Who would have known ♪ 4 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:31,031 ♪ The rain and the sunshine ♪ 5 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:34,467 ♪ Well, ooh, baby, baby ♪ 6 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:39,005 ♪ Built up these walls of mine? ♪ 7 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,741 ♪ And I can't see you or breathe you ♪ 8 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:44,110 ♪ 'Cause there's trouble right beneath you ♪ 9 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,046 ♪ It's all in the night ♪ 10 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,148 I'll need those in taupe. 11 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:52,085 Taupe. T-A-U-P-E, taupe. 12 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:56,423 Good. And for the shirtfronts, I'm seeing cerulean or maybe-- 13 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,158 Cerulean? 14 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,959 You don't know what cerulean is? 15 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,528 I can't believe you work at a fabric store 16 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,063 and don't even know your colors. 17 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:04,664 Get a new job! 18 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:10,336 Yeah. 19 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:15,775 Can you believe Ricky brought one of my students as his date? 20 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,077 Be fair. 21 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,212 He didn't know Brandon was your student 22 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,614 when he hooked up on manwhores.dot... 23 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,316 Wherever he picks his tricks up these days. 24 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,651 Attention, passengers. 25 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,620 The ferry will be docking in five minutes. 26 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,290 Welcome to Martha's Vineyard. 27 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:39,699 Noah. Wake up, baby. We're here. 28 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:43,069 Come on. I want to show you something. 29 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,877 This is my favorite part of coming here. 30 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:54,581 Oh. It's all so beautiful. 31 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,249 Only the best for my boo. 32 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:58,485 Aw. 33 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:01,988 King of my world. 34 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:09,762 Isn't it beautiful, guys? 35 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,664 ♪ With the kick on your shoes ♪ 36 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:14,067 ♪ You g***t groove in your head ♪ 37 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:15,435 ♪ The way you spin those tunes ♪ 38 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:18,872 ♪ You're nothin' but a sandcastle ♪ 39 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,640 ♪ Baby, don't blow me away ♪ 40 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,710 ♪ Away ♪ 41 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:27,547 ♪ Baby, I know you do this to all the girls ♪ 42 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,449 ♪ Baby, I'm fragile ♪ 43 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:32,418 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 44 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:35,054 ♪ Ba-buh-buh-buh-baby ♪ 45 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:39,659 ♪ Don't blow me away ♪ 46 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:43,263 ♪ Baby, I know you do that to all the girls ♪ 47 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,031 ♪ You know that I'm fragile ♪ 48 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:47,934 Ricky, you scratch my Louis, it's gonna be me and you. 49 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,203 Yes, massa. 50 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,705 Bitch could help us tote his bags. 51 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,146 I bet Trey's glad he didn't come. 52 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:03,283 Now, Trey-- That's Alex's husband, right? 53 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,051 Yes. He had to stay home with their new baby. 54 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:06,486 Thank God. 55 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:09,155 The last thing we need on this trip is a screaming infant. 56 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,491 You seem to have that covered quite nicely. 57 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:15,161 ♪ Baby, I know you do that to all the girls ♪ 58 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:16,963 ♪ You know that I'm fragile ♪ 59 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:20,366 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 60 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:22,702 ♪ Ba-buh-buh-buh-baby ♪ 61 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:25,572 ♪ Don't blow me away ♪ 62 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,944 ♪ Baby, I know you do that to all the girls ♪ 63 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,946 ♪ You know that I'm fragile ♪ 64 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,949 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 65 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,718 ♪ And ba-buh-buh-buh-baby ♪ 66 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:41,788 ♪ Please don't blow me away ♪ 67 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,123 ♪ Away ♪ 68 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,758 ♪ Away ♪ 69 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:48,294 Oh, wow. 70 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,629 This is amazing, Wade. 71 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,164 Did you see that ocean view? 72 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:53,533 Ooh, this house is fierce. 73 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,902 So, this is where the wedding is, right? 74 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,937 Of Wade and Joey? 75 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:00,807 It's Wade and Noah, Randy. 76 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,210 N-O-A-H. 77 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,012 It's Brandon, Ricky. 78 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,114 B-R-A-N-D-O-N. 79 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,624 Welcome to Robinson house. 80 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,158 Bedrooms are upstairs. 81 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,327 Name cards are on the door. 82 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,931 In the words of Dynasty's Dominique Devereaux, 83 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:29,202 I don't sleep in my clothes nor do I sleep with them. 84 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,704 I'ma need two suites. 85 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,141 You guys unpack. 86 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,343 I'ma show Noah something in the back. 87 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,511 Hey! 88 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,450 Child, it ain't gonna work. 89 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,852 Not a snowball's chance. 90 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,654 I give 'em two months. 91 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:50,323 I don't see it. 92 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,226 So, how come you guys think the marriage won't work? 93 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:54,627 I don't believe in marriage. 94 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:57,530 Monogamy for men is a contradiction in terms. 95 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:02,435 But Wade and Noah have a unique set of problems. 96 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,203 The problem is the accident. 97 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,705 That's what brought them together. 98 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,540 They're both on the rebound. 99 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,275 Wade was in a car accident? 100 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,444 Noah nursed him back to health. 101 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,414 Oh, that's so romantic. 102 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,215 Except what led to the crash was a fight 103 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,984 between Wade and his boyfriend 104 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:20,720 after he caught Wade and Noah getting busy. 105 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,922 Whoo, sounds like a soap opera. 106 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:26,025 Which is exactly why it won't work. 107 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,328 Life is not a soap opera. 108 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,230 But everything in life rebounds off something. 109 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,633 But that kind of heightened emotional drama isn't real. 110 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,902 I mean, once it blows over, what have you g***t left? 111 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,537 Two people with nothing in common 112 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,540 who don't even particularly like each other. 113 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:46,913 So, shouldn't you tell Noah? 114 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,448 What's the point, Trey? 115 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:51,951 Noah's all in Wade's nose. He ain't trying to hear that. 116 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,986 Love is just blind. 117 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,788 What are you wearing? 118 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:56,889 This wedding needs to be ran 119 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:59,058 with a little military precision. 120 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:00,626 I'm channeling... 121 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,229 - Who, the village people? - You ain't cute. 122 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:07,667 So, are we gonna use all these in one weekend? 123 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,336 Only if the local dudes are total trolls. 124 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,808 Aw, did I hurt the baby's feelings? 125 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,778 Let's see what we can do about that. 126 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,016 There he is! Hi, O.J. 127 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,685 How's my little Zulu warrior? 128 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:29,155 Alex, for the hundredth time, it's Ojemodupe. 129 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,823 Whatever. O.J. for short. 130 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:32,692 Oh, before I forget, 131 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,561 the local supplier is being a total bitch, so look, 132 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:38,164 I'm gonna need you to go to FedEx and send me 133 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,266 a whole bunch of stuff for the wedding. 134 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,135 No, Alex. I have to be at the clinic in an hour. 135 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,103 Boy, you can do that on your way. 136 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:47,006 Now, get a pen and paper, 'cause there's no room for mistakes. 137 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:50,109 You can spell cerulean, right? 138 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,781 Wow! 139 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,983 I've really missed this place. 140 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,285 We used to come here every summer when I was a kid, 141 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:02,655 spring breaks, Christmases. 142 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,857 This boathouse was my sanctuary. 143 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,627 But... 144 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,362 where are the boats? 145 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,297 - Down below. - Oh. 146 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:13,766 It was really cool of your folks to let us use this, 147 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,469 especially in light of their views on gay marriage. 148 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,638 My grandfather left this house to all of us. 149 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,673 I can use it whenever I want. 150 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,409 And when my parents pass on, it'll be mine. 151 00:07:24,710 -->...