Materialists.2025.1080p.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x265-NeoNoir.srt - eng(2) Movie Subtitles

1 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,181 Hey! 2 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,392 Are you single? 3 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,811 I'm a matchmaker at Adore. 4 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,105 Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody. 5 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,275 We have a lot of great matches for you. 6 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,110 Talk soon. 7 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,291 James, hi. 8 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,001 Thanks for calling me back. 9 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,004 Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date 10 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,380 with my client Sophie. 11 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,132 I'm actually on my way to meet her right now... 12 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,217 but I had a quick chat with her this morning... 13 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,678 and the headline is, she had a great time 14 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,473 and would love to see you again. 15 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,684 Hello? James? 16 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,230 Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service. 17 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,232 May I ask why? 18 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,984 I thought you were going to set me up 19 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,862 with high-quality women. 20 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,741 I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile. 21 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,202 She's 40 and fat. 22 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,038 - She's 39. - 39 is not 30s, that's 40. 23 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,209 I would never swipe right on a woman like that. 24 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,463 I'm sorry you feel that way. 25 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,185 I'm so happy. 26 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,564 You did it, Lucy. 27 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:42,860 When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year... 28 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:47,282 I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you. 29 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,784 I know it's only been one date 30 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,286 and I need to manage my expectations... 31 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:56,374 but this is probably the best first date I've ever had! 32 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:00,086 Uh, Sophie, so I just g***t off the phone with him. 33 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,588 And he loved meeting you, 34 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,590 he had a great time... 35 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,300 But he doesn't feel like the chemistry 36 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,428 is there for him at this time. 37 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,472 So. 38 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,143 Onward and upward. 39 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,896 He doesn't want a second date? 40 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,107 No. 41 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,485 He's balding. 42 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,612 How f***g dare he? 43 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,197 Dating is a risk. 44 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:32,243 You took a risk. It's brave. 45 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,955 Why did you set me up with someone like that? 46 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,792 He checked a lot of our boxes... 47 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,545 and you checked a lot of his. 48 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,672 So, onwards and upwards. 49 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,923 Let's talk about your next match. 50 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,675 I have an amazing guy for you. 51 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,344 His name is Mark, he's a doctor, 52 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,596 he's very handsome... 53 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:54,182 he has a full head of hair, he's 48. 54 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,309 That's almost 50. 55 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,768 He looks great for 48. 56 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,813 He's very fit. He looks like he's 40. 57 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,441 - How tall? - 5'11". 58 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:07,904 Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying? 59 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,780 What's a couple of inches? 60 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,450 I don't want to waste my time. 61 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,369 I ** not asking for a miracle. 62 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:18,164 I'm just asking for the bare minimum. 63 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,708 I'm trying to settle. 64 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,627 Sophie. 65 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,588 I know how it feels right now. 66 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,382 But I promise you... 67 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,929 you're going to marry the love of your life. 68 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,805 I don't believe you. 69 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,016 That's okay. 70 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,477 I believe it. 71 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:01,332 Girl of the hour! 72 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,000 Tonight, we're all gathered 73 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:06,462 to celebrate the most talented Lucy. 74 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:09,966 One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts... 75 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:14,178 and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend... 76 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:18,891 her client Charlotte B. is getting married! 77 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:24,106 Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C. 78 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,732 The Prince Charming 79 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,194 Lucy matched her with 20 months ago. 80 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,532 How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy? 81 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,574 Nine. 82 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,704 Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 83 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,748 Lucy, do a speech! 84 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,962 Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 85 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:55,721 Okay. 86 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,599 My speech is... 87 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,310 that if the girl asks for 88 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,978 a 6-foot-tall drink of water... 89 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:07,398 in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand 90 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,401 and a... good hairline... 91 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,070 you deliver. 92 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,825 How did it go with Sophie L. today? 93 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,412 It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew. 94 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,705 Hopeless. 95 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,166 I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City 96 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,501 that'll date this girl. 97 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,128 What seems to be the issue? 98 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,797 That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her. 99 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:35,009 She's okay attractive... 100 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,930 okay money, okay educated, okay personality. 101 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:43,309 There's just not a standout quality. 102 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,561 She's not competitive in the mainstream market... 103 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,813 and there is no niche market for her. 104 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,023 Exactly. 105 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,566 And if there's no specialty appeal... 106 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,110 then there's no place for her in any market. 107 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,779 That is tough. 108 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,948 And she's my favorite client right now. 109 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,117 I mean, she's entitled like everyone, 110 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,328 but she's sweet... 111 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:06,916 and she's realistic, she's not crazy. 112 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,627 She's a nice girl. 113 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,129 There's g***t to be a guy out there 114 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,298 who just wants a nice girl. 115 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,926 What about Mark P.? 116 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,802 He's okay. 117 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,054 I pitched him to her already. 118 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,848 She's afraid he's not actually 5'11". 119 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,266 And I'm like, can we please not worry 120 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,559 about a couple inches right now? 121 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,395 Because you're about to die alone. 122 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,399 You know there's a surgery for that. 123 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,317 For dying alone? 124 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,070 For getting taller. 125 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,988 Up to six inches. 126 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,366 You break your legs, and... 127 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:44,161 extend it, let the bone heal itself. 128 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,372 That's a game changer. 129 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,666 It costs like 200K. 130 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:52,671 Six inches can double a man's value in the market. 131 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,256 If you can afford it, 132 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,134 it's definitely worth the investment. 133 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,218 What's the saying? 134 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,847 "You're not ugly, you just don't have money." 135 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:03,889 Right. 136 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,437 Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding? 137 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,355 Yes. 138 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,940 Are you going alone? 139 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,108 Mm-hmm. 140 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,735 Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette. 141 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,571 A voluntary celibate. 142 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,406 Do you want me to set you up with someone? 143 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,076 No, I'm gonna die alone. 144 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,911 Or get a rich husband. 145 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,580 Same thing. 146 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,182 Hi, Charles. 147 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,100 Good to see you. 148 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,477 You look beautiful. 149 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:52,272 Oh, my God, look how big they are. 150 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:53,899 Mom. 151 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,901 Congratulations. 152 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,867 Nice to see you. 153 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,329 You look beautiful. 154 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,081 Nice to see you again. 155 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,375 Hi, Henry. Hi. 156 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,503 I have been saying to everyone 157 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,588 that Peter...