The.Day.Of.The.Jackal.S01E01.1080p Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,400 The following programme contains strong language and violent scenes. 2 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,520 ♪ Everything In Its Right Place 3 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:43,479 ♪ Everything... 4 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:47,920 ♪ Everything... 5 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:55,280 ♪ In its right place... 6 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,960 ♪ In its right place 7 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,520 ♪ In its right place 8 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,800 ♪ Yesterday, I woke up sucking on a lemon 9 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,440 ♪ Yesterday, I woke up sucking on a lemon 10 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:24,639 ♪ Yesterday, I woke up sucking on a lemon 11 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,719 ♪ Yesterday, I woke up sucking 12 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:33,119 ♪ On a lemon 13 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:38,039 ♪ Everything... 14 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,720 ♪ Everything 15 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:47,280 ♪ Everything 16 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,999 ♪ In its right place... ♪ 17 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,399 ♪ Some flowers 18 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,840 ♪ Never get to bloom and see the day 19 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,159 ♪ Some flowers 20 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:21,360 ♪ Are content to wish their lives away 21 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,559 ♪ Some may rise 22 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:30,679 ♪ And some may fall 23 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,719 ♪ But only 24 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,079 ♪ You make 25 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,999 ♪ Heaven 26 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,959 ♪ Seem it's true 27 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,079 ♪ So, only 28 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,239 ♪ You can 29 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,239 ♪ Tell them 30 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:50,160 ♪ This is who I ** 31 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:57,319 ♪ This is who I ** 32 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,079 ♪ No lie 33 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,719 ♪ Know that 34 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:05,839 ♪ This is who I ** ♪ 35 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,399 The first call was pretty positive but then this morning, 36 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,759 the surgeon said they need to operate again on the leg. 37 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,880 We're on our way there now before they prep him. 38 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,920 OK. Bye. 39 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,600 For the British? Well... 40 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,199 This man, Ulle Dag Charles, real name Suleiman, 41 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,959 which he prefers not to use, understandably, 42 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,639 is an attention-seeking fraud. 43 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,159 Every time he has a new piece of software to sell, 44 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,919 he promises it will save the world, 45 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,559 but all he wants to do is destroy it. 46 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,999 Ulle Dag Charles is a traitor to the West and its values. 47 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,879 Tessellate 48 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,399 ♪ B***e chunks out of me 49 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:10,279 ♪ You're a shark and I'm swimming 50 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,999 ♪ My heart still thumps as I bleed 51 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,039 ♪ And all your friends come sniffing 52 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,200 ♪ Triangles are my favourite shape 53 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,399 ♪ Three points where two lines meet... 54 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,279 ♪ Toe to toe, back to back, let's go 55 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,320 ♪ My love, it's very late 56 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:39,239 ♪ Till morning comes 57 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,079 ♪ Let's tessellate... 58 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:01,279 ♪ Go alone 59 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:05,240 ♪ My flower 60 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,759 ♪ And keep 61 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,679 ♪ My whole 62 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,959 ♪ Lovely you... 63 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,279 ♪ Wild green stones 64 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:21,000 ♪ Alone, my lover 65 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,519 ♪ And keep us on 66 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:31,279 ♪ My heart 67 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,280 ♪ Three guns and one goes off 68 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,039 ♪ One's empty, one's not quick enough... 69 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:43,359 ♪ One burn, one red, one grin 70 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,800 ♪ Search the graves while the camera spins 71 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,599 ♪ Chunks of you will sink down to seals 72 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,800 ♪ Blubber rich in mourning 73 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,679 ♪ They'll nosh you up, yes, they'll nosh the love away 74 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,599 ♪ But it's fair to say 75 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,919 ♪ You will still haunt me 76 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,960 ♪ Triangles are my favourite shape 77 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,799 ♪ Three points where two lines meet 78 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,079 ♪ Toe to toe, back to back, let's go 79 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:19,119 ♪ My love, it's very late... 80 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,839 ♪ Till morning comes... 81 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,159 Let's tessellate ♪ 82 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,640 Bombe! 83 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,399 It's just come in. I knew you'd wanna see it. 84 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,439 Russian 2000 MG. 85 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,280 Not something you see every day. 86 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,599 Hmm, the serial number's filed off. 87 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,639 Well, terrorists aren't entirely stupid. 88 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,639 So, is it the genuine article? 89 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,599 Yeah, looks like the real thing. 90 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,239 Although the Brazilian and Egyptian knock-offs 91 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,079 are almost as good these days. 92 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,359 Very nice gun. 93 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,720 Right, let's see if it's one of our Belgian dealers. 94 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,120 There's gotta be another one in here somewhere. 95 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,119 They're not always entirely stupid, 96 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,239 but they're not that smart either. 97 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,039 Bingo. 98 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,560 Have you seen this? 99 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,079 Where is that? 100 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,120 Germany. 101 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,079 That is an absolutely... 102 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,959 beautiful thing. 103 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,759 You know I could have shipped them to you and, er... 104 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,599 saved you the journey. 105 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,479 What and miss seeing all this? No, thank you. 106 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,999 Christ, the Puzzle Ball's something special. 107 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,599 Yes, it is. 108 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,479 Sadly not for sale. 109 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,559 However, I do have a beautiful Killarney set... 110 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,919 that I might be persuaded to part with. 111 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,080 Go on then. This way. 112 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,880 Christ. 113 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,239 Herr Krasner, with the greatest respect... 114 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,559 Mm-hm? I need to get out of here 115 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,000 before I bankrupt myself. 116 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,759 Tech entrepreneur, Ulle Dag Charles, 117 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,239 or UDC as he prefers to be known... Hey. 118 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,919 Hey. 119 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,159 You alright? Yeah, I'm good. How are you doing? 120 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,559 Yeah, I'm... 121 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,679 Yeah. Yeah. You want a glass? 122 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,839 No, I'm good. Thank you. 123 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,879 He calls River. Ulle Dag Charles, what is this 124 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,399 mysterious new software, River? 125 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,719 River is a revolutionary technology... 126 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,879 Er, how's the paper? 127 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,479 I finally came up with a new title for it, actually. 128 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,559 - Yeah? - Yeah. What is it? 129 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:47,599 It's called, "Problematic Violences and Self-Authorship: 130 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,359 Traps of the Messianic and the Tragic." 131 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,359 Thank you. 132 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,879 What does it actually mean, though? 133 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,719 Come on, you learned firearms, you know what it means. 134 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,039 Where's Jasmine? Homework? 135 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,399 Homework, exactly. Why is a man who is a founder member 136 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,959 of the billionaire club turning against his fellow billionaires? 137 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,479 Can we find something on the Fest killing, please? 138 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,519 Come on, this is UDC. You should be all over this. 139 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,399 He's g***t like 240 million followers. 140 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,439 Some people think he's God. Yeah, including him. 141 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,519 - Look at him. - You never know with this guy, though. 142 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,839 I mean, if this software does what it's supposed to, 143 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,119 it's gonna show us where all the big money's coming from 144 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,959 and where it goes. Like, if he pulls this off, 145 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,439...