The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s03e18 Romancing the Phone.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,299 --> 00:00:05,249 Hi, I'm Cole Sprouse, and you're watching Disney Channel. 2 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,270 I'm not waiting for Barbara's karate competition. 3 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:22,290 You know, what's it like having a girlfriend who can kick your butt? 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,660 She cannot kick my butt. 5 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,680 Please, she can kick it, flip it, and throw it across the room. 6 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:30,670 You're right. 7 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:31,940 I gotta learn karate. 8 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:33,180 I can teach you. 9 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,780 What? You take karate with your little friends in kindergarten? 10 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:45,829 No. My dad works on a cruise ship. And while we were docked in Japan, I studied 11 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:48,390 martial arts at the Tokusawa Academy. 12 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:52,830 Yeah, and I learned to fly while my rocket ship was docked on Mars. 13 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,300 No, really. 14 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:08,689 you kid wow can you teach me how to i 15 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:13,989 could have thrown you further but i i didn't warm up 16 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:19,889 here i ** in your life 17 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:24,530 here you are in mine yes we have a sweet life 18 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,290 a candy bar. 19 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:15,059 London, for the last time, a thousand dollar bar does not cost a thousand 20 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,110 dollars. 21 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,240 The Nia owes me a lot of change. 22 00:02:19,241 --> 00:02:23,539 I'll go put this in the lost and found. Wait, I have an idea. You better say it 23 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:25,400 quickly before it dies of loneliness. 24 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,510 Let's check out the phone and see what stuff is on it. 25 00:02:29,711 --> 00:02:31,799 That's Vivaldi. 26 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,940 I love Vivaldi. 27 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:43,739 You found your perfect match. 28 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,420 I now pronounce you phone and wife. 29 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,920 Isn't botany fascinating? 30 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,860 Oh, yeah, I love flowers. 31 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,240 How would you like to study these tulips? 32 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,380 Oh, that's a start. 33 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,320 Zach, we're here to study, and you've g***t a lot of... 34 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,740 Looks like it's just you and me. 35 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,380 Konnichiwa, Zack -san. 36 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,170 Right back at you. 37 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:29,860 Son and son. 38 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:36,700 Travis is teaching me how to become a master at karate so I can impress 39 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:42,870 Man, 40 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,010 I wish I could find a way to impress Dakota. 41 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,920 Yeah, just don't show her your report card. 42 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:55,520 That's not funny. 43 00:03:57,250 --> 00:04:00,790 You know, I won Barbara over by cooking her a gourmet meal. 44 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:02,670 Oh, great idea! 45 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:04,610 Except I can't cook. 46 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:06,040 I can help you out. 47 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:10,040 I learned how to be a gourmet chef when that ship was docked in Monte Carlo. 48 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:13,610 Did you know that Monaco is also a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49 00:04:21,331 --> 00:04:27,479 I'm with the Bulls in Pamplona, but you've never been bowling? 50 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,520 Yeah, Dad thinks it's dangerous. 51 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,770 Go figure. 52 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:33,920 What? You g***t yourself a deal. 53 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:39,990 Why'd you do that? 54 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,750 Lesson number one. 55 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,500 Expect the unexpected. 56 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,280 Yeah, you know, I'd write that down, but my hand is numb. 57 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,170 That's not funny. 58 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,260 Pardon me, miss. I lost the phone here yesterday. 59 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,080 And I found one. 60 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,820 It must be Kismet. 61 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:03,190 No, it's David. 62 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:06,030 Hi, David. 63 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:10,590 Well, thank you. 64 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:15,420 You know, I'm a cellist. On my way to perform Vivaldi's Four Seasons. 65 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,180 Would you be my guest? 66 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,350 I'd love to. 67 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,250 Where did you get it? 68 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,680 Where did you get it? 69 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,800 Where did you get it? 70 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,640 From the dirty clothes pile? 71 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,020 We ran out of quarters. 72 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:47,920 Sorry. I was just dreaming about this guy whose phone I found. 73 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:51,380 He's a rich, charming cellist who works to save the rainforest. 74 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:55,420 You can tell all that from a phone? 75 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,710 And more. 76 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,090 This Thursday. 77 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,870 He's volunteering at the Feed the Needy Foundation. 78 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,040 That's my favorite charity. They catered my aunt's wedding. 79 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:07,360 I wish you registered a pawn shop. 80 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:09,950 Maybe. 81 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,840 Oh, wow, impressive. You could beat up a pillow. 82 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:29,229 Taught me a lot. 83 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:31,829 You've only had two lessons. What could he have taught you? 84 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:37,970 The sleep of the striking cobra. There's no such thing as the sleep... Wow. 85 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:39,560 It worked. 86 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,000 Come in. 87 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:44,360 Hey, Barbara. 88 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:45,660 Hey, Cody. 89 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:47,590 Why are you wearing a gi? 90 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,330 Well, I'm learning karate, too. 91 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:51,030 I've been practicing on Zach. 92 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:53,630 Ah, sleep of the striking cobra. 93 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:57,160 Yeah, and I've learned much more than that. Check this out. 94 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,150 if I can beat you up. 95 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,260 Because I'm the guy and you're the girl. 96 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,320 And the guys are supposed to be tougher. 97 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,630 And by the way, you're bruising my sternum. 98 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,660 What a sexist attitude. 99 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,710 I thought you were more evolved than that. 100 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,120 I **, it's just... I don't want people to think that I'm the weaker s***x. 101 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,060 Oh, so do I have to be weak to be with you? 102 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:53,410 I charged the battery. Hey, thanks for saving my phone. 103 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,320 Now I'm off to save the rainforest. 104 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,170 All by yourself? 105 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,660 Actually, I was hoping to take along a spunky blonde. 106 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,670 I'm having another fantasy about the guy who owns that phone. 107 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,250 Madeline, if you found the phone, you must put it in lost and found. No! 108 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:38,539 It would break my heart if the phone rang and someone else answered it. 109 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,439 I'll get it. 110 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,720 What? Hello? 111 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,280 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. 112 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:45,820 Okie dokie. Bye, David. 113 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,050 That was David. 114 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,610 Really? 115 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,170 What did he say? 116 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,690 He's coming to pick up his phone at five. 117 00:09:16,291 --> 00:09:20,129 Maddie? What are you still doing here? 118 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:21,250 David didn't show up. 119 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:22,830 Oh, I'm sorry. 120 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,050 How could he have not shown up? 121 00:09:25,051 --> 00:09:28,789 This is the night we're supposed to finally meet and fall in love and swing 122 00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:29,840 on a vine. 123 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:35,549 Honey, I love that you are a true romantic, but did it ever occur to you 124 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:37,990 maybe to him... is just picking up a phone. 125 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,550 Oh, no, no, no. We're meant to be together. 126 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:44,630 We both love Evaldi and Van Gogh and the Rainforest. 127 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,219 Yesterday? Tomorrow? 128 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,270 I really don't care. 129 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,730 Hey, 130 00:10:40,731 --> 00:10:42,899 Cody, we still on for bowling later? 131 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,950 Yeah, yeah, sure. 132 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,740 But first, I need a favor. 133 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,730 Do you know anything about Japanese tea ceremonies? 134 00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:49,870 What don't I know? 135 00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:54,459 First documented in the Edo period, tea ceremonies... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get 136...