The.Social.Network.2010.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,018 Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China 2 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,145 than there are people of any kind living in the United States? 3 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,022 - That can't possibly be true. - It is. 4 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,148 What would account for that? 5 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:27,234 Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question. 6 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,445 How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people 7 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,363 who all g***t 1600 on their SATs? 8 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,240 - I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't. 9 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,451 I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me. 10 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,994 You g***t a 1600? 11 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,912 Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group, but I can't sing. 12 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,205 Does that mean you actually g***t nothing wrong? 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,583 I could row crew or invent a $25 PC. 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,917 Or you could get into a final club. 15 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,335 Or I get into a final club. 16 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:46,837 You know, from a woman's perspective, 17 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,797 sometimes not singing in an a cappella group is a good thing. 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,923 This is serious. 19 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,467 On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew. 20 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,427 Well, I can't do that. 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,095 I was kidding. 22 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,346 And, yes, I g***t nothing wrong on the test. 23 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:58,223 - Have you ever tried? - I'm trying right now. 24 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,142 - To row crew? - To get into a final club. 25 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,478 To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional? 26 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,521 Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once. 27 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,148 I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at. 28 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,150 But you've seen guys who row crew, right? 29 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,276 No. 30 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,445 Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes. 31 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,988 And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew 32 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,114 so I assumed you had met one. 33 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:18,202 I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys. 34 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,787 Okay. 35 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,330 Should we get something to eat? 36 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,207 Would you like to talk about something else? 37 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,710 No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club, 38 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,670 I think I may have missed a birthday. 39 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,633 There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population... 40 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:36,053 The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc. 41 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,221 Which one? 42 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,806 The Porcellian, the Porc. It's the best of the best. 43 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,641 - Which Roosevelt? - Theodore. 44 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,061 Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls 45 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,604 who want to party with the next Fed chairman? 46 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,398 So you can see why it's so important to get in. 47 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,025 Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into? 48 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,405 - Why would you ask me that? - I was just asking. 49 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,658 None of them. That's the point. 50 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,661 My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer 51 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,079 and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. 52 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,123 The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here. 53 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,459 Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer? 54 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,878 - He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures. 55 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,172 You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil. 56 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,340 I think you asked me that 57 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,217 because you think the final club that's easiest to get into 58 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,552 is the one where I'll have the best chance. 59 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,971 I... What? 60 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,597 You asked me which one was the easiest to get into 61 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,183 because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance. 62 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,769 The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one 63 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,020 where anybody has the best chance. 64 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,689 You didn't ask me which one was the best one, 65 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,232 you asked me which one was the easiest one. 66 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,902 I was honestly just asking, okay? I was just asking to ask. 67 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,363 - Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica. 68 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,782 You're obsessed with finals clubs. 69 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,243 You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it 70 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,995 who will prescribe you some sort of medication. 71 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,581 You don't care if the side effects may include blindness. 72 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,375 Final clubs. Not "finals clubs." 73 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,171 And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated. 74 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,090 Yes. There is. 75 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,842 Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code. 76 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,177 I didn't mean to be cryptic. 77 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,012 I'm just saying I need to do something substantial 78 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,930 in order to get the attention of the clubs. 79 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,765 - Why? - Because they're exclusive. 80 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,268 And fun, and they lead to a better life. 81 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,936 Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president 82 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,938 because he was a member of the Phoenix Club. 83 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:12,274 He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did. 84 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,736 Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be? 85 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,362 Did you really just say that? 86 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,947 I was kidding. 87 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,699 Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true. 88 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:21,867 I wanna try to be straightforward with you 89 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:24,203 and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive. 90 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,873 If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings, 91 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:31,126 and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet. 92 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,712 You would do that for me? 93 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,756 We're dating. 94 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,216 Okay. 95 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,469 Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you 96 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,387 and let you know that we're not anymore. 97 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,973 - What do you mean? - We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry. 98 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,142 - Is this a joke? - No, it's not. 99 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,227 You're breaking up with me? 100 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,561 You're gonna introduce me to people 101 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,313 I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet? 102 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,232 What the... What is that supposed to mean? 103 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,566 - Wait, settle down. - What is it supposed to mean? 104 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:56,485 Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now 105 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,320 is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy. 106 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:03,075 "The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. 107 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:07,579 The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people. 108 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,165 And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon? 109 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:12,501 - Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm. 110 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,919 - Is this real? - Yes. 111 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,004 - Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study. 112 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,422 - Erica? - Yes? 113 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,758 - I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study. 114 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,094 Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk. 115 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,428 - I can't. - Why? 116 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,431 Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster. 117 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,684 All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently... 118 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:29,935 I wasn't making a comment on your appearance. 119 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,187 I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all, 120 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,355 and if it seemed rude, then I apologize. 121 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:34,773 - I have to go study. - You don't have to study. 122 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,191 Why do you keep saying I don't have to study? 123 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,110 'Cause you go to BU. 124 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,655 Do...