Crazy.About.Her.2021.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,833 I'm not saying it'll be easy. 4 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,750 But it'll be worth it. 5 00:00:19,958 --> 00:00:21,958 Anything is possible if you try. 6 00:00:22,041 --> 00:00:26,166 People blame it on luck, destiny, karma… 7 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,458 What always results in failure? 8 00:00:29,041 --> 00:00:30,291 "I can't do it," 9 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:31,791 "I give up," 10 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:35,166 but never, "I'll keep fighting for what I really want." 11 00:00:38,916 --> 00:00:41,000 Not fighting for what you want leads to… 12 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,291 failure. 13 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:46,541 What do you know? 14 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:48,958 Your dad gave you a job when you graduated. 15 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:51,666 -Laura's been auditioning for 7 years. -Between 4 and 7. 16 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,791 -Everyone's said no. -Not everyone. 17 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:57,041 "Where there's a will, there's a way" has its limits. 18 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:59,375 She'll spend most of her life working. 19 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:03,083 The only way she'll be happy is by doing what she likes. 20 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:04,875 Isn't it worth fighting for? 21 00:01:04,958 --> 00:01:06,791 Fighting for her dream? 22 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:08,250 Yeah, but listen-- 23 00:01:08,333 --> 00:01:10,583 -Another round? My treat. -Yes, please. 24 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,333 So, Mr. Wonderful, 25 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:15,875 has your dream always been to write garbage online? 26 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:19,375 I write investigative journalism and use reliable sources. 27 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,458 -Seriously? -Three more, please. 28 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:27,041 You wrote Anxiety, stress and other fake diseases. 29 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:28,875 People complain too much. 30 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:32,083 And how about My moms are lesbians and it turns me on ? 31 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:34,541 True story. A guy from Seville. Poor guy. 32 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:38,291 Get her in bed by convincing her you went to high school together. 33 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:40,208 Proven to be 100% effective. 34 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:41,333 Yeah, right. 35 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:43,708 Choose any girl in this bar. Anyone. 36 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,333 -I bet a round of beers. -Okay. 37 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:53,041 -The blonde at the bar. -You've been looking at her all night. 38 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:54,458 Okay. 39 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:57,625 Lauris, don't wait up for me. 40 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:04,000 Sorry, I spilled your drink. 41 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,458 -What drink? I don't have one. -Good, I'll buy you one then. 42 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:16,791 -Were you going to hit on her? -No. I mean, yes. 43 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,750 But not because I wanted to. 44 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:23,458 Look, I'll be honest. I made a bet with my friends. 45 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:25,750 A stupid bet that I could pick her up. 46 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:30,333 Man, I bet my friends I could pick you up. 47 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:32,791 -That's them. -I see. 48 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:37,750 Okay, help me out. I don't want to buy their f***g drinks. 49 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:43,125 -I have just the trick to conquer you. -Is that so? 50 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:44,333 A look. 51 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,083 Look. 52 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:49,208 I lower my chin. 53 00:02:50,416 --> 00:02:51,875 I part my lips a bit. 54 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,416 Then I look up, as if I were 55 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,625 a bit disoriented. 56 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:58,125 And then, 57 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:00,833 boo. 58 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:04,333 Now you want a drink, right? 59 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:06,583 Perfect. 60 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,083 Oh, sorry. 61 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:13,416 -Hey. -Give me a sec. 62 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,541 I don't like this place. I'm in a hurry. Also, I need something better. 63 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:20,375 I'm leaving. Sorry. 64 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:21,458 Okay. 65 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:27,083 -What are you doing? Let's go. -Can't we stay here? 66 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,541 No, not here. 67 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:34,083 Look, man. Tonight I'm looking for someone to 68 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:38,000 have fun with, f***k, and never see you again. 69 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:43,000 What always ruins great nights? 70 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,083 The day after. 71 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,416 If you call, you're annoying. If you don't, you're a d***k. 72 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,166 Then you meet their family and pretend you adore them. 73 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,875 -I hate that. -Everyone does. 74 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,583 Getting to know a person ruins the relationship. 75 00:03:57,208 --> 00:04:00,791 Let's enjoy this night and never see each other ever again. 76 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:03,375 It'll be perfect. Nothing can go wrong. 77 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:08,750 -Quick, I have to wake up early tomorrow. -F***k. 78 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:09,875 Are you scared? 79 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,583 -Scared? You don't know me. -We have a deal. 80 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:13,666 See you outside. 81 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,958 What about your friends? 82 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:22,125 These people? 83 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:25,583 I've never seen them before. 84 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:29,250 Hang on a sec. 85 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:36,500 -Run. -Why? 86 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,125 I just stole this helmet. 87 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:46,125 Hey, there's no rush. What are you doing? 88 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:52,375 Hey! Red light! Do you want to get us killed? 89 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,833 Are you always so annoying? 90 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:55,875 Where are we going? 91 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:57,916 What do you think? 92 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:04,083 Don't you want to get a drink first? 93 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,833 I told you I was in a hurry. 94 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:07,875 -It's a five-star hotel. -Hello? 95 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,416 -Forty two… -Let me look. 96 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:13,833 Never mind. Thank you. 97 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:17,458 -A wedding. -A wedding? Really? 98 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:22,583 Weddings make for amazing, fun nights. As long as you aren't the bride or groom. 99 00:05:22,666 --> 00:05:25,625 Didn't you want to have a drink? Open bar. 100 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:28,416 Follow my lead. 101 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,791 No! I can't believe it. 102 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:38,208 My cousin's going to kill me. Can we get in? 103 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,333 Yes, if you can tell me your name. 104 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:43,958 She always said, "I'll die if you don't come to my wedding!" 105 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:45,791 And I don't want her to die. 106 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,625 Mohapi and guest. That's us. 107 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:49,875 Mohapi? 108 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:52,833 -Mohapi. -And guest. 109 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:55,958 Right, but this is a black-tie wedding. 110 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,541 Don't you hate having to dress up to fit in? 111 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:03,666 Mine fits me great. Don't you think? 112 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:04,625 It's cool. 113 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,583 This is awesome. 114 00:06:17,666 --> 00:06:19,416 What are we doing here? 115 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,291 What everyone does at weddings. 116 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:22,208 Eat… 117 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,125 and drink. 118 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:32,708 Hey, how are you? 119 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:36,375 My God, it's been forever. You look gorgeous. 120 00:06:37,791 --> 00:06:38,791 Hi. 121 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:40,625 Hi, how are you? 122 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,416 I'm the bride's cousin. 123 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,458 Cheers to the bride! 124 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,500 -Cheers. -Cheers. 125 00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:51,541 You're crazy, you know? 126 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:56,041 -I've been told that before. -Excuse me, please. Please! 127 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:01,541 As the best man, I have the honor of giving a speech. 128 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:04,375 I really care for this couple, 129 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:08,666 and I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say that I wish you 130 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,333 the best of marriages. 131 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:12,791 Cheers. 132 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:14,791 -Cheers! -Cheers! 133 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,000 That was a shitty speech. 134 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:21,458 My cousin deserves better. 135 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,208 Let's see… 136 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:26,416 Hi. Excuse me. 137 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,125 Hi. How are you? Good evening. 138 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:32,666 I'm sorry, but I had to say something. 139 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:38,291 I want the newlyweds to know I'm very proud of them. 140 00:07:39,916 --> 00:07:43,416 This couple is an example of true love. 141 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:45,791 They've overcome a lot. 142 00:07:47,416 --> 00:07:49,958 It's...