Peep.Show.S01E05.Dream.Job.1080p.ALL4.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-AEK_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:30,720 'If I get promoted to loan supervisor that's an extra 160 a month.' 2 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,600 'Four months – weekend in Zurich! If I get it.' 3 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,800 'Why didn't I iron my f***g tie?' 4 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:43,480 Hey, Mark! I thought you'd be out by now. 5 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,480 Nope. Not yet. Haven't been in yet. 6 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:48,760 'Lovely soft face.' 7 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,760 It's just Barbara and Lucy. Have a bloody good laugh. 8 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:53,160 You're right. Totally right. A laugh. Have a nice laugh. 9 00:00:54,400 --> 00:01:00,960 D'you think Jeff's charity squash stuff counts for much? 10 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,960 Don't worry. I'm sure you'll get it. 11 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,360 '' 12 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,360 Sophie, have you ever been to Zurich? 13 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,160 What? 14 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,160 'Too much. Too much!' 15 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:16,200 Ruthlessly clean. Talking of which, badminton – are you on for Wednesday? 16 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:21,840 Yep, still on. 17 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,840 And afterwards... 18 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,840 Hi, Sophie. Fuckface, you're on. 19 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:29,480 'Forget it, mate. You're dead in the water. I'll be relaxing all over you' 20 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:35,320 Welcome to my world. 21 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,320 Man, I'm so glad you g***t me in here. 22 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,120 Nice. 23 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,760 Wicked. So, let's go to the studio and riff on some s***t. 24 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:47,720 Totally. Although one of us has to be on reception, unless Hazel's in. 25 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,280 00:01:51,280 OK, I get it – the code. 27 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,560 We bide our time 28 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,800 and pick the perfect moment to shake s***t up and get noticed. 29 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,920 One of the best ways to get noticed 30 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,560 is to pick up a four-pinter on the way in and get Ron's latte... 31 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,720 Jesus, you've g***t a Blair Witch ear! 32 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:13,320 Oh, yeah, that's Toni's. You know, next-door Toni? 33 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:18,680 Oh, the one you wrote Toni's Theme for? 34 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:24,680 She's like some kind of drug. Like ketamine, but... with nicer hair. 35 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:30,160 You're all set, ain't ya? You are a music-studio reception runner now! 36 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:37,840 Gets the women hot. 37 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,840 Yeah? 38 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,840 Oh, yeah. It's a savage garden, my friend, a savage garden. 39 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,880 'Shall I ask what he means?' 40 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,200 'The interview went well. Glad I didn't mention the phones.' 41 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,000 'Keep the big idea on ice for now.' 42 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:55,320 'Should have mentioned the blind kids but it might seem I did it for my CV' 43 00:02:55,520 --> 00:03:02,040 'I did not do that just for my CV.' 44 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:02,040 Mark? 45 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,040 Sophie! 46 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,040 Barbara says there's news. 47 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:07,720 They didn't give it to Jeff?! 48 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,720 No, they didn't. 49 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,720 YES! 50 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,080 No. Mark, let me... 51 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,320 Sit down. Erm... 52 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:16,040 They didn't give it to Jeff or to you. 53 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,680 Is this... Is this a funny joke? 54 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,680 No, Mark. Listen... This is weird, really weird, 55 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:27,680 but Barbara asked me to temporarily take over the supervisor role! 56 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:31,520 Well, good, that's good. Great. 57 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:37,280 I'll get on with these. 58 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,280 Oh! Let me... 59 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,280 It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! 60 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:44,960 So, congratulations. What the hell happened? 61 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,960 Barbara thought no-one came up to the required standard, so... 62 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,560 Sure. But what's the story behind the story? 63 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:54,320 Does there need to be a...? 64 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,320 No! You know... how I think of you, but... 65 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,240 you've gotta say I'm the better loan manager. 66 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:05,520 Well... 67 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:05,520 You've gotta say that. 68 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,520 You're good at your job. 69 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,520 Thanks, boss 70 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,240 Can you do the Hertfordshire file? 71 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:12,960 Right. 72 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,960 By tonight? 73 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,960 You're serious? 74 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,960 It's not a big... 75 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,040 No, totally. That's fine. I'll do it. 76 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,840 00:04:20,840 'Dance a death-clog dance over me 78 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,840 and leave a turd in my happy place..' 79 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:27,000 'I should've milked those blindies dry!' 80 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,280 Yeah, so this is very similar > 81 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:35,720 to a larger version of the graphics equaliser you'd have on your hi-fi, 82 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:40,200 in that it takes the graphics, which is another word for music, 83 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:47,480 and it equalises them... > 84 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:47,480 'I've lost her. Christ, I'm quite boring when I put my mind to it.' 85 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:53,640 And you've g***t the Chemical Brothers in six? 86 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:53,640 Yeah. They're great. Great group. Lovely guys. 87 00:04:53,960 --> 00:05:00,600 'Come on. This is it.' 88 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:00,600 So... just sitting here, it's like you can feel your mojo expanding... 89 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,800 Jezz, have you seen my book? 90 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,800 No, I don't think it's... 91 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:11,520 Oh, hi! 92 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:11,520 Hi! Is that Burroughs And The Drug Culture? I love that book! 93 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:17,320 Me too! I'm on the bit where Kerouac finishes his Benzedrine high, 94 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,760 looks at his novel and realises he wasn't even holding a pen! 95 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:26,760 Course, Ginsberg's in the corner, laughing... but crying as well. 96 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:31,320 Yeah, yeah! 97 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,320 'GreatThey've clicked. I hear clicking.' 98 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,800 It shits on Birdsong. 99 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,080 Jezz, could you have a look at that thing on reception? 100 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,840 Thing? 101 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,840 Yeah. 102 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,840 Oh, that. I fixed that. 103 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,080 Oh, did you? Well, it's gone again. 104 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,680 No, I fixed it. Twice. 105 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,680 I was just down there. It's not working. 106 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:58,040 'F***k off!' 107 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:58,040 What isn't? 108 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,040 The thing... you fixed. 109 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,040 I'm just showing... 110 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:02,120 I'm fine. Your thing sounds... important. 111 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,040 Maybe, erm... 112 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,040 Hans. Super Hans. 113 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:15,720 ..Super Hans could show me the rest of the equipment. 114 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:15,720 'It's cool. There's a bond of trust. He won't break the bond of trust.' 115 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:28,680 Ouch! 116 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:28,680 Sorry. 117 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,680 'Yeah, you'll be sorry. Bitch! What a horrible...' 118 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:34,680 'I couldn't hate her. Oh, why didn't I tell them the phones thing?!' 119 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:39,880 'Sophie climbing over my dead body to...' 120 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,760 'It's not her fault. She's just a stooge.' 121 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,400 'A beautiful, stupid, ugly, shitting, filthy, grasping stooge.' 122 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:53,680 Whoops! 123 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,680 Ha! 124 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,680 'Mark, don't let this ruin things.' 125 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:59,800 'Once you're going out, put her bag in the fridge and tell her she's mad' 126 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,400 What's funny? 127 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,400 Nothing. Sorry. Good shot. 128 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:11,440 'It's just a game, a grown-up game. Mousetrap. Downfall. Hunt the Ripper' 129 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,200 'Why didn't I mention the f***g phone?!' 130 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,520 Phew! 15-9. 131 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:24,360 Shall we call it a day? 132 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,360 What? 133 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,360 Sorry, I've been invited to dinner. 134 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:32,360 I thought we were going for dinner! 135 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:32,360 We never said... 136 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:32,360 I thought we said. 137 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,360...