Sydney Paige - Jimmy Michaels Stepmom To Breed - MyPervyFamily Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:29,860 You're not in trouble. 2 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,280 Don't worry about it. 3 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:36,640 So you know that talk that your dad and I had with you now that he's married 4 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,640 again? 5 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:39,220 We're trying to have a baby. 6 00:00:39,780 --> 00:00:41,720 We talked to you there would be a new sibling in the house. 7 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,760 Yeah? What about it? 8 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:50,220 So we've gone to doctors. We've gone to this. We had that talk with you a while 9 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:51,220 ago. 10 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,960 It's just not working, really. 11 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,500 He has, like, a low sperm count. 12 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,720 You probably don't want to know all this about your dad, right? 13 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,720 You must tell mom. 14 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,760 That's kind of weird, right? Yeah, it is kind of weird. 15 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,160 I accept that. 16 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:14,060 The thought came that since we're paying for your college and your room and 17 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:18,140 board and your car and your phone and your food, like, pretty much everything, 18 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:22,420 you're going to be a young man in this world with no debt, which is crazy. 19 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:27,940 That maybe you could pay us back just a little bit, and then you would keep this 20 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:28,940 just between me and you. 21 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,300 Oh. 22 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,760 Because, you know, I held your father's first drink, so. 23 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:35,540 Oh, okay. 24 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:40,460 I mean, will you have him on? 25 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:47,900 So, to have a baby that would look like your dad, I thought, you look just like 26 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,579 your dad. 27 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:52,460 So, I know, I do your laundry, so I know that you. 28 00:01:53,050 --> 00:01:53,949 In the house. 29 00:01:53,950 --> 00:02:00,390 So why don't you just kind of like do that and then... No, I mean, I can never 30 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:01,309 do that. 31 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:03,310 You absolutely do that. I do your laundry. 32 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:06,330 No, I mean, what? 33 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:11,009 Yeah, so I know you do it in the house. And also I know I went to college too. I 34 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:12,050 know what you're doing out there. 35 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:17,070 So why don't you just... If you would, if you don't think it's too weird... 36 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:25,770 Shook off and then kind of just showed me Your dad would have a baby that is 37 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:32,750 DNA genetically like kind of his That's not 38 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:37,810 weird. You know, that's a little weird. Uh, I think that problems need to be 39 00:02:37,810 --> 00:02:42,490 solved like your dad's getting super stressed out at work He's kind of 40 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:43,690 stress on our relationship. 41 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:47,730 I mean you've seen him around he's kind of like all the time because like 42 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,640 Everything is just kind of crap. 43 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,020 Yeah, I have been noticing that a little bit. Yeah, and it's because of this. So 44 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,040 help me solve it. 45 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:56,720 Out of the box thinking. 46 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:04,660 I mean, I'm not opposed to it, I guess. 47 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:11,880 Yeah, all you have to do is sit there, j***f, and just shove it in. 48 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,020 Like when you're about to release your genetic material. 49 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,020 The doctor would pick. 50 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:24,160 So, if I'm hearing this right, you just want me to j***f and then pick it in 51 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,340 last minute, right? Yes. 52 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:31,620 And I will do the best to hold it in. I'm ovulating right now, and it just 53 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,700 like the best time, and we never have to talk about it again. 54 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,800 And your dad will take care of your new siblings. 55 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:40,940 I mean, I guess that's not the worst deal. 56 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,920 Never. I mean, I guess I could help you guys out. 57 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:48,500 That'd be super, since we, like, pay for literally everything you do. 58 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,680 There you go. Just, uh, do your thing. 59 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:09,600 What do the kids do? Do they, like, spit on it, or...? Um... Usually use, 60 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,440 like, some type of lube or something. 61 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,120 This is kind of weird, honestly. 62 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,480 It's not paperwork. 63 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:20,279 Could you spin on it for me? 64 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,640 I'll wave my hand. 65 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,380 Hey, 66 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,920 we're creating DNA. 67 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:31,620 Here you 68 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:40,040 go, 69 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,080 honey. 70 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:48,910 It's kind of tough. Do you think maybe I could show you to help me out a little 71 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:52,210 bit? For this, yeah. For your dad, fine. 72 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:00,570 There you go. 73 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:07,150 Just a little visual help. Kind of like that stuff on the internet, right? 74 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:08,710 Yeah, that's definitely better. 75 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,060 Oh, you actually really thought of this. 76 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,940 Thanks. That's how I bagged your father. 77 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,560 It's definitely opened a little bit. 78 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:29,620 Yeah. I'm glad. There you go. 79 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,100 Can I... Can I grab him? 80 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,360 I mean... I guess. 81 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,000 Okay. Here you go. 82 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,140 Don't stop, honey. 83 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:46,740 Yeah. 84 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,080 Good boy. 85 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,180 Very nice. 86 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,220 There you go. You're getting nice and hard. 87 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,600 It's definitely working. 88 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,820 Maybe... 89 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:16,450 Maybe you could help me just a little bit? Maybe give me a little job? 90 00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:22,150 I mean, I didn't think that was what was going to happen when I came in here, 91 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:26,950 but to make everyone in the house happy, yeah, absolutely. 92 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:29,890 I just don't think I'll be able to come like this. 93 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:31,950 Have you done it too many times today already? 94 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,090 Maybe. 95 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:35,130 Maybe. 96 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:52,980 Is this helping you out, hon? 97 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:54,940 Definitely. 98 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:10,980 Don't be weird about it. 99 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,590 For the betterment of the family. 100 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:26,290 For the betterment of the family. Mm -hmm. 101 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:27,790 I like that. 102 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:42,250 Where's Dad, anyway? 103 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:44,010 Oh, he's out on business. 104 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,270 He was on a trip. 105 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:49,330 He really didn't want to go with everything that's going on, but, you 106 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:50,690 Work is work. 107 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:52,410 Yeah, I get that. 108 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,710 So he's not going to come home if that's what you're worried about. 109 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:59,250 Yeah, that's not a good problem. 110 00:07:59,490 --> 00:08:00,490 Mm -hmm. 111 00:08:01,850 --> 00:08:03,410 He took a suitcase this morning. 112 00:08:04,410 --> 00:08:06,330 Well, so he just does. Mm -hmm. 113 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:10,230 Well, I've g***t to time it right. 114 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,620 Do you mind if I touch your a***s? 115 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,299 Sure. 116 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,520 You guys really want that baby. 117 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,480 Yeah, we do. 118 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,200 Don't you want a brother or sister? 119 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,260 Mm -hmm. 120 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,320 Are you getting close, then? 121 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,660 I mean, kind of. 122 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,460 Sometimes it takes a while. 123 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,400 Well, you're definitely not the way your father is. 124 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,560 I think I know a way to come faster. 125 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,280 What's that? 126 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:47,240 Maybe if you let me f***k you, I can come a little faster. 127 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,280 I mean, you'll get the same result. 128 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,420 You would definitely need to keep it just between us. 129 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,400 Yeah. Yeah? For sure. 130 00:10:58,680 --> 00:10:59,680 They're telling your dad? 131 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,600 Yeah, let's do it a little faster. 132 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,580 All right, if you want to f***k your mom I guess that wouldn't be too bad 133 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:13,580 Just 134 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:22,660 business, 135 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:25,760 okay, I just be sure to keep it in there when you come, all right 136 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,130 Remember, this is our secret, all right, Don? 137 00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:55,750 Yes, 100%. 138 00:11:55,750 --> 00:12:02,690 I 139 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,370 mean, you didn't talk to your father quite a lot. 140 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,410 Probably shouldn't have said...