a.nymphoid.barbarian.in.dinosaur.hell.1990.1080p.bluray.x264-oldtime Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:52,716 --> 00:01:55,519 LEA (VOICEOVER): Dear diary, the war, when 2 00:01:55,619 --> 00:01:57,721 it came, lasted just a day. 3 00:02:04,095 --> 00:02:06,197 That's all it took. 4 00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:10,767 No one even knows who started it or what it was all about. 5 00:02:10,867 --> 00:02:12,236 But it was the aftermath that took 6 00:02:12,336 --> 00:02:15,506 its final toll on civilization. 7 00:02:15,606 --> 00:02:20,744 What was left of humanity began to wipe itself out, finally, 8 00:02:20,844 --> 00:02:23,714 rebelling against the conspiracy of the capitalist elite 9 00:02:23,814 --> 00:02:25,482 and the military establishment that had resulted 10 00:02:25,582 --> 00:02:26,917 in cataclysmic annihilation. 11 00:02:29,653 --> 00:02:30,921 I was too little to remember what 12 00:02:31,021 --> 00:02:33,490 it was like before the war. 13 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:37,228 Mommy told me of great, shining cities on a hill, 14 00:02:37,328 --> 00:02:40,831 and a thousand points of light, and of a little house 15 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:45,902 they owned in a town called Tromaville. 16 00:02:46,002 --> 00:02:47,938 But that was in the past. 17 00:02:48,038 --> 00:02:52,243 My childhood was a brief, catatonic pause. 18 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:59,550 Then, one day, I woke up a woman. 19 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,718 I'm the daughter of a new age. 20 00:03:01,818 --> 00:03:04,121 The radiation that finished off humanity 21 00:03:04,221 --> 00:03:06,823 has created ghastly mutations. 22 00:03:06,923 --> 00:03:09,460 It's turned our pets and livestock 23 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:13,697 into gargantuan, horrifying creatures. 24 00:03:13,797 --> 00:03:18,402 Now Tromaville has become a dinosaur hell. 25 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:23,740 And to survive, I've become a barbarian, but not 26 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,809 just any kind of barbarian. 27 00:03:25,909 --> 00:03:29,713 Because sometimes my juices start to flow 28 00:03:29,813 --> 00:03:34,918 and I feel like a nymphoid. 29 00:03:35,018 --> 00:03:38,689 And it's become harder and harder and harder 30 00:03:38,789 --> 00:03:42,959 than ever to find a decent boyfriend. 31 00:03:43,059 --> 00:03:51,568 So I guess you could say I've become a nymphoid barbarian 32 00:03:51,668 --> 00:03:52,369 in dinosaur hell! 33 00:05:26,162 --> 00:05:28,565 [whimpering] 34 00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:36,707 [thunk] 35 00:11:57,854 --> 00:11:58,554 Bitch. 36 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,439 [screaming] 37 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:09,319 We have to go. 38 00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:13,289 Where? 39 00:14:16,392 --> 00:14:17,393 Three times we've been attacked. 40 00:16:55,151 --> 00:16:55,851 Come on. 41 00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:14,804 Wait. 42 00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:15,605 Come on. 43 00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:28,784 No. 44 00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:30,286 Come on. 45 00:17:30,386 --> 00:17:31,454 You go. No. 46 00:17:31,554 --> 00:17:32,455 - Oh, come on. - No. 47 00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:33,256 No. 48 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,815 [grunting] 49 00:26:30,492 --> 00:26:37,099 Beware the Jabberwock, my son, the jaws that b***e, 50 00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:40,502 the claws that catch. 51 00:26:40,603 --> 00:26:45,107 Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch. 52 00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:52,381 He took his vorpal sword in hand, long time the manxome foe 53 00:26:52,481 --> 00:26:57,052 he sought... so rested he by the Tumtum the tree 54 00:26:57,152 --> 00:27:00,823 and stood a while in thought. 55 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,425 And, as in uffish thought, he stood, 56 00:27:03,525 --> 00:27:06,495 the Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, 57 00:27:06,596 --> 00:27:08,731 came whiffling through the tulgey wood, 58 00:27:08,831 --> 00:27:12,267 and burbled as it came. 59 00:27:12,367 --> 00:27:15,170 One, two, one, two, and through and through, 60 00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:16,939 the vorpal blade went snicker-snack. 61 00:27:21,043 --> 00:27:27,216 He left it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back. 62 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,421 He heareth not. 63 00:27:32,521 --> 00:27:33,789 He stirreth not. 64 00:27:33,889 --> 00:27:34,590 He moveth not. 65 00:27:37,526 --> 00:27:40,730 The ape is dead. 66 00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:43,098 Or mayhap not. 67 00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:46,401 So you live after all, eh? 68 00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:48,237 Ah well. 69 00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:52,942 Come to my arms, my beamish boy. 70 00:27:53,042 --> 00:27:54,009 A frabjous day! 71 00:27:54,109 --> 00:27:54,810 Callooh! 72 00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:56,411 Callay! 73 00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:58,881 He chortled in his joy. 74 00:28:22,204 --> 00:28:25,941 Ah, so there is life in you yet. 75 00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,409 Who are you? 76 00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:28,744 By what name are you called? 77 00:28:31,546 --> 00:28:32,247 Who are you? 78 00:28:37,152 --> 00:28:42,692 An old man, a digger of things that were. 79 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,101 Who's Lea? 80 00:28:58,207 --> 00:28:59,141 You mutter in your sleep. 81 00:29:03,746 --> 00:29:05,915 A woman. 82 00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:06,716 They took her. 83 00:29:09,752 --> 00:29:11,653 I've g***t to get her back. 84 00:29:11,754 --> 00:29:14,690 You're not rescuing anybody just yet, old friend. 85 00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:18,027 You just narrowly escaped the gaping maw of death yourself. 86 00:29:18,127 --> 00:29:20,395 Get some sleep. 87 00:29:20,495 --> 00:29:24,266 Come the morrow, you can regale me with your tale of woe, 88 00:29:24,366 --> 00:29:26,936 you little chatterbox. 89 00:29:27,036 --> 00:29:27,970 Just get some sleep. 90 00:29:47,256 --> 00:29:48,590 Good lord, you look fit for a man 91 00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:51,260 who was half-dead last night. 92 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:55,064 You must have the most incredible recuperative power. 93 00:29:55,164 --> 00:29:57,666 Off on a quest, eh? 94 00:29:57,767 --> 00:30:02,171 Still determined to rescue your lady love? 95 00:30:02,271 --> 00:30:04,273 What was she like then? 96 00:30:04,373 --> 00:30:05,741 Like? 97 00:30:05,841 --> 00:30:08,710 What was she like? 98 00:30:08,811 --> 00:30:10,212 Dark or fair? 99 00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:12,247 Tall or short? 100 00:30:12,347 --> 00:30:14,483 Lean or stout? 101 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,185 She was beautiful. 102 00:30:16,285 --> 00:30:19,955 Yes, I'm sure she was. 103 00:30:20,055 --> 00:30:23,325 Look, far be it from me to dissuade you 104 00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:30,365 from this noble cause, but what I mean to say is, by the time 105 00:30:30,465 --> 00:30:36,005 you catch them, if you catch them, what's the point, really? 106 00:30:39,508 --> 00:30:42,311 I mean, all you can really hope for is revenge. 107 00:30:42,411 --> 00:30:45,948 And what's the point in that, after all? 108 00:30:46,048 --> 00:30:46,748 I'm going. 109 00:30:46,849 --> 00:30:47,549 Thanks. 110 00:30:50,019 --> 00:30:51,653 I certainly admire your pigheadedness. 111 00:30:54,256 --> 00:30:54,957 Come here. 112 00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:07,369 I have been places and seen things your young eyes 113 00:31:07,469 --> 00:31:08,603 wouldn't believe. 114 00:31:08,703 --> 00:31:11,606 I'll tell you, this world has known wonders 115 00:31:11,706 --> 00:31:14,643 far beyond your imagining. 116 00:31:14,743 --> 00:31:16,078 Like this. 117 00:31:20,449 --> 00:31:21,250 Do you know what this is? 118 00:31:24,486 --> 00:31:27,890 This is a weapon, a powerful weapon. 119 00:31:27,990 --> 00:31:30,359 Watch me carefully. 120 00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:32,727 Hold it like this. 121 00:31:32,828 --> 00:31:35,865 This thing here's the trigger. 122 00:31:35,965 --> 00:31:37,699 You aim, Like a crossbow. 123 00:31:40,335 --> 00:31:41,803 You squeeze the trigger. 124 00:31:51,981 --> 00:31:55,250 Beats your swords and axes, eh? 125 00:31:55,350 --> 00:31:56,051 Here. 126 00:31:58,888 --> 00:32:01,090 You'll need this if you're to have any chance 127 00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:03,358 of rescuing the lady fair. 128 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,360 But be careful. 129 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:07,863 I don't know how many shots it has left. 130 00:32:07,963 --> 00:32:08,797 Don't waste them. 131 00:32:08,898 --> 00:32:10,065 Do you understand me? 132 00:32:22,477 --> 00:32:24,846 Thank you. 133 00:32:24,947 --> 00:32:25,814 Bye. 134 00:32:25,915 --> 00:32:26,615 Good luck. 135 00:32:38,727 --> 00:32:40,862 Just as well. 136 00:32:40,963 --> 00:32:42,932 I was tired of his constant chatter. 137 00:39:06,548 --> 00:39:08,950 [roaring] 138 00:39:12,053 --> 00:39:14,423 [screaming] 139 00:43:51,399 --> 00:43:52,333 [inaudible]. 140 00:43:52,433 --> 00:43:56,270 And then two more came out of nowhere. 141 00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:58,272 Four of them attacked us. 142 00:43:58,372 --> 00:44:04,913 A tall man with scars and... And three things with skin 143 00:44:05,013 --> 00:44:05,714 like lizards. 144 00:44:10,284 --> 00:44:13,121 So they killed your friend. 145 00:44:13,221 --> 00:44:19,694 He's not dead, but I can't find my way back. 146 00:44:19,794 --> 00:44:20,494 Can you help me? 147 00:45:13,982 --> 00:45:16,417 Did you make that? 148 00:45:16,517 --> 00:45:18,286 No, I found it. 149 00:45:21,622 --> 00:45:23,825 Where? 150 00:45:23,925 --> 00:45:27,395 I'll show...