Georgie.And.Mandys.First.Marriage.S01E13.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab_2 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:08,572 Smell this. 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,661 I will not. 3 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,620 I just want to know if I can wear it again. 4 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:15,014 Well, I think if you have to ask, you have your answer. 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,277 Great. 6 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,322 Hey, before I forget, 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:20,976 will you pick up a few things for me at the hardware store? 8 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,109 Ugh, I hate going there. 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,850 Why? They treat me like I'm an idiot. 10 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,765 Really? They're always nice to me. 11 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,419 Gee, I wonder what the difference is. 12 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,814 One of us is too fancy to smell a shirt? 13 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,077 Well, I'm a woman, Georgie. 14 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,036 They talk down to me and then they hit on me. 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,561 Well, that's g***t to feel nice. No. 16 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:41,997 There's places I get treated different, too, 17 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:42,998 'cause I'm a man. 18 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,782 Really? Like where? 19 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,871 Uh, like when I take CeeCee to the park. 20 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,438 All the moms act like I'm some kind of hero 21 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:49,483 for taking care of my kid. 22 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,224 That's your example? 23 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,836 Yeah, and then they hit on me. 24 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,752 It-it was horrible? 25 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,131 Thank you. Here you go. 26 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,396 Nice keychain. 27 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:34,571 It's my wife's car. 28 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:36,007 Makes sense. 29 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,966 I did not peg you as a bedazzled Miata man. 30 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,230 Hey, let me ask you something, 31 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:42,666 why didn't your wife bring it in? 32 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,668 I don't know. She makes me do the car stuff. 33 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,757 Mm. Hmm. Makes sense. 34 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,411 You think there's anything in here 35 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,717 that would make her feel uncomfortable? 36 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,197 Why? 37 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,894 I just think it'd be great if this were a place 38 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:53,983 your wife wanted to come. 39 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,379 Why do you want my wife to come here? 40 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:02,295 No, not just your wife, any wife. 41 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,472 And not just wives... moms, daughters, we want 'em all. 42 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,258 Okay. 43 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:13,089 Hey, tell your wife, McAllister Auto loves the ladies. 44 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,701 Do I want to know? 45 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,660 You ever wonder why we don't get many women customers? 46 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:22,010 Not after that. 47 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,055 Well, I've come to realize 48 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,361 there's some places women don't feel welcome, 49 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:26,884 and I don't want this to be one of 'em. 50 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:29,148 Well, cars are just more of a guy thing. 51 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,758 Women drive cars, too. 52 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,890 That's why there's so many accidents, ** I right? 53 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,851 You might be onto something. 54 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,340 Why are you reading Cosmo? 55 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:49,995 Trying to learn how women think. 56 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:52,478 Did you know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here? 57 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:53,911 Are there pictures? 58 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,348 Sometimes. 59 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,219 Hmm. Listen to this, 60 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,135 "The Health Benefits of S***x." 61 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:03,705 "Travels in His... Erogenous Zone"? 62 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:05,963 I don't know what that is. 63 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:11,407 "11 Secrets of World-Class Lovers." 64 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:14,977 11? I only g***t two, three tops. 65 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,762 Communication." 66 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:19,895 Mm, next. 67 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:23,245 Be enthusiastic." 68 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:26,901 Brother, if a girl's getting naked, I'm enthusiastic. 69 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,990 Agreed. Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,774 Engage the senses." 71 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:31,993 What's that mean? 72 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:34,256 Mm, "Soft lighting, scented candles." 73 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,606 Ugh, boring. Next. 74 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:39,522 Ooh, this is good. "When to lick and when to b***e." 75 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,003 Ooh. 76 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,094 What are you jackasses doing? 77 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,313 Learning about women. 78 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,271 Uh, for business purposes. Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,318 How does "licking and biting" help business? 80 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,536 Well, that one don't, 81 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,059 but there's other things in here that can. 82 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,497 Wait, go back, what are we licking, what are we biting? 83 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:58,802 Go back to fixing cars. 84 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,675 Okay, okay. 85 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,504 So what's the answer? 86 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:12,076 I figure, with just a few changes, we could be the only 87 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,948 woman-friendly tire store in town. 88 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:17,125 This ought to be good. What changes? 89 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:20,781 For starters, we g***t some lady magazines for the waiting area. 90 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,565 And flavored creamers for the coffee. 91 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,612 Fat-free. Y'all like fat-free. 92 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:29,006 We picked up a few of them fancy-smelling candles. 93 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,443 Did you at least clean the bathroom? 94 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,837 Don't need to. We g***t candles. 95 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:36,710 Did it ever occur to you to ask a woman what she'd like? 96 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,278 No. 97 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,804 In our defense, there weren't none around. 98 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:48,374 And now there are. So what you g***t? 99 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:52,334 Well, first of all, candles are not cleaning products. 100 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,381 At 12 bucks a pop, they should be. 101 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,339 You spent 12 bucks on a candle? 102 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,647 It was lavender. 103 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,997 Candles aren't gonna change anything. 104 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:05,173 Tire stores are just kind of a dude space. 105 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:08,176 Okay, well, what if a woman worked there? 106 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:10,047 Mm. I can't afford another employee. 107 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,398 Well, Mrs. McAllister could do it. 108 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,790 You want me there? 109 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,316 You want her there? 110 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,319 Oh, you were surprised, too. 111 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,756 I suppose I could come in a few days a week. 112 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,498 Jim, what do you think? 113 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:28,152 Um... 114 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,025 always love having you around. 115 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:33,201 Nice try. 116 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,334 No, honey, really, it's great. 117 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,771 Just move on. 118 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,905 You want to make the store more woman-friendly, 119 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,038 first thing we do is clean the bathroom. 120 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,736 Fair enough. 121 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:48,957 Probably gonna need a toilet seat, too. 122 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,352 Oh, my God. 123 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,182 So... 124 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:01,230 you're gonna be working with my mom. That's fun. 125 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,493 You being sarcastic? 126 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,016 Oh, could you not tell? Here, let me try again. 127 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:08,149 That's fun! 128 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,630 It's gonna be fine. 129 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,501 You have no concerns? 130 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:15,069 She'll get to see me in my element, doing what I do best. 131 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,332 I don't know, Georgie, 132 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,769 it kind of seems like the frog and the boiling water. 133 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:20,988 What's that? 134 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,642 Well, it's a metaphor. 135 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,687 The frog is in a pot of water, and the heat gets turned up 136 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,907 little by little so it doesn't notice it's boiling. 137 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,996 Who's boiling a frog? 138 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:30,476 It doesn't matter. 139 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,695 Are they making frog soup? 140 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:33,914 It's not a real thing. 141 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:37,092 Oh, good, 'cause I would not eat frog soup. 142 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,833 I-I'm just saying, 143 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,661 my mom's gradually starting to like you, 144 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,967 so maybe don't turn up the heat too fast. 145 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,795 Okay, I get it, I get it. 146 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:47,188 Okay, good. 147 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,277 Good night. Good night. 148 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:58,418 - Can I tell you a secret? - Sure. 149 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,420 When I was little, I had one of those stuffed frog toys. 150 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,771 It freaked me out. Uh-huh? 151 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:11,125 So... should we carpool tomorrow? 152 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,432 Well, we are going...