Smokey.And.The.Bandit.3.1983.1080p.BluRay.x264-MOOVEE eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,100 Bandit, me and Fred've g***t a question. 2 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,500 What do you and Fred want? 3 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,700 - How come we doing this? - Why not? 4 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,600 - They said it couldn't be done. - That's the reason. 5 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,600 That's good with Fred. We're clear. 6 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,300 Ten-four. 7 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:12,000 I'm Big Enos Burdette. 8 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,200 This is my son, Little Enos. 9 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,000 Hold on to your a***s, Fred. 10 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,500 What we're dealing with here... 11 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:41,200 is a complete lack of respect for the law. 12 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:18,200 Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. 13 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:25,000 Daddy, look out! 14 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:35,200 - Daddy? - Shut up, Junior. I'm thinking. 15 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:38,600 - What are you thinking about? - Retiring. 16 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,500 Atten-hut! 17 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:14,700 You can all sit down now. 18 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,900 I want to thank you nice ladies and gentlemen... 19 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,600 and my fellow officers... 20 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:28,600 for coming here this evening to celebrate the retirement... 21 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:33,400 of an old friend, Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 22 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,900 I think I can truthfully say... 23 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,700 that tonight I feel as if I... 24 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,900 were emerging victoriously... 25 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,400 from a 35-year war. 26 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,200 A war to uphold law and order. 27 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,000 Daddy, I'm bored. 28 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,100 I'm bored hearing about your boredom. 29 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:58,100 That's why I went to all this trouble. Now we're going to have fun! 30 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,100 As much fun as putting Ex-Lax in the Dallas water supply? 31 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,700 Yeah, and then cornering the market on toilet paper. 32 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,300 More fun than that. 33 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,800 And what fond memories were brought back... 34 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,800 when I saw those 211s, the 502s... 35 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:18,800 and the DWls and the APBs... 36 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:25,000 but most of all, those hot pursuits. 37 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,100 You're going to pee in your pants watching that county mountie... 38 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,600 hump across six states. 39 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:32,100 I don't think the Sheriff will buy your plan, frankly. 40 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,900 Trust me, son. If there's one thing that egomaniac can't refuse... 41 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,100 it's a public challenge. 42 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:43,800 BUFORD:... that I have marched through a wave of crime and criminals... 43 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,100 like crap through a moose. 44 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:54,900 In the '60s, I chased those pimply-faced, long-haired hippies. 45 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,500 And I caught them. 46 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,200 - Then in the '70s, I chased- - The Bandit! 47 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,000 What about The Bandit? 48 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,600 Yeah, Daddy? What about The Bandit? 49 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,900 Sit down, you tick turd! 50 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:15,500 I chased that boy for over 3,000 miles. 51 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,900 Through 20 states. 52 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,500 - But you didn't catch him. - So I didn't catch him. 53 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:25,200 What the hell difference does it make? But I'll bet- 54 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:27,300 - Okay. - Okay, what? 55 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,200 - Okay, let's bet. - What are you talking about? 56 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:34,600 What we're talking about is a simple contest, a little race. 57 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,700 And if you win, Sheriff... 58 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:42,800 we Enoses are going to pony up $250,000. 59 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:47,100 If you lose, you fork over that silly symbol... 60 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,200 you've been shoving in people's faces all these years. 61 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,800 Your badge. 62 00:05:54,800 --> 00:06:00,800 This badge means more to me than anything else in the world. 63 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,100 And I'd like nothing more than anything else in the world... 64 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,800 to run you into the ground. 65 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,000 You and that excuse for a son, 66 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,300 who looks just like a flea's pecker. 67 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:17,200 However, I'm going to retire. 68 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,200 I'm going down to Florida and sit in the sun with my son. 69 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:25,300 Remember, we're talking about an awful lot of money here. 70 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,800 So if you change your mind, you know where to reach us. 71 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,700 Thanks, but no thanks. 72 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:35,600 And now, ladies and gentlemen, at this very moment... 73 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:41,400 I proclaim myself retired. 74 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,900 Buford T. Justice Fearless law of Texas 75 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 The man who chased The Bandit coast to coast 76 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,600 Buford T. Justice Now you've up and left us 77 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,800 Where are you, Justice when we need you the most 78 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:23,100 Some say you're a lunatic Some say you're a buffoon 79 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:26,600 Some say you're a fooI with a gun 80 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,900 Though you stuck to him like glue 81 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,500 Now who'd have thought you'd walk away before the job was done 82 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:43,100 The man who chased The Bandit coast to coast 83 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:47,200 Buford T. Justice Now you've up and left us 84 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,800 Where are you, Justice when we need you the most 85 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,800 You're a hero to your ego a legend in your own mind 86 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,100 To serve and protect has been your word 87 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:08,300 But can you stand to sit it out when pride is on the line 88 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:12,600 And "What about The Bandit?" was the last thing that you heard 89 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:16,700 You're Buford T. Justice Fearless law of Texas 90 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,100 Man who chased The Bandit coast to coast 91 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Buford T. Justice Now you've up and left us 92 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,900 Where are you, Justice when we need you the most 93 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:33,400 Just like some old gray race horse, you've been put to graze 94 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:37,400 They say you're over the hill now and you've seen your better days 95 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,700 Like that old race horse, you still hear that bell 96 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:45,200 If a hot chase was heaven Now the good life is hell 97 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:05,700 Well, you took on all those outlaws and the weirdoes with the hair 98 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:09,100 You stood for law and order all the way 99 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:13,400 Now, you're standing on your records But does anybody care 100 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:17,900 You're still known as the boob who let the big one get away 101 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:22,100 'Cause you're Buford T. Justice, Fearless law of Texas 102 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:25,300 The man who chased The Bandit coast to coast 103 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:29,800 Buford T. Justice Now you've up and left us 104 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,800 Where are you, Justice when we need you the most 105 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,200 Where are you, Justice when we need you the most 106 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:43,600 Where are you, Justice when we need you the most 107 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:56,000 Junior, retirement is cat s***t. 108 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,800 Let's get the Enoses. 109 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,800 Oh, look, Daddy! 110 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,900 The June Taylor Dancers. 111 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,300 - There's our turkey. - Let's go stuff him! 112 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:30,200 Daddy, they're taking our picture. Wet your lips. 113 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,200 Shut up, s***t. 114 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,400 Well, welcome, Sheriff. 115 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,900 What the hell's going on? 116 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:41,600 These are a few of Daddy's closest friends. Just came to see you off. 117 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,400 Let's cut the crap and get down to the nitty-gritty. 118 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,600 Well, you're a sporting man, Sheriff. 119 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:50,000 We're going to bet you $250,000... 120 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,900 against your tin star... 121 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,600 that you can't drive from here in Miami... 122 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,500 to the Enos Ranch just outside of Austin, Texas... 123 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,100 by 5:30 tomorrow afternoon. 124 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:04,000 That's only 1,400 miles. What's the catch? 125 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,700 There's the catch. 126 00:11:05,800...