Vanessa Cage - D***k Rating - MyPervyFamily Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,640 Hey. Yeah. 2 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:28,300 Yeah, it's been three months, and I'm doing fine, like, it's whatever, but 3 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,300 gone on a couple dates. 4 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:34,520 And, ugh, gosh, dating is so annoying. 5 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,720 This one dude, like, we had a great night. 6 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,060 There was chemistry there. 7 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,820 And then I brought him back to my place. 8 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:48,540 And, ugh, his d***k was so small. Like, 9 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:53,100 I had butt plugs bigger than that. 10 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,360 Yeah, it was that small. I couldn't, like. 11 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,140 I know I've heard about micropenises before, but I've never actually, like, 12 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:02,140 one. 13 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:08,140 And I was not about to undo his pants and actually see it. I could hardly feel 14 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:10,480 anything underneath his shorts. 15 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,340 Ugh, I know. 16 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:16,100 There's, like, no point of even trying. Like, as if it's going to be any 17 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:17,340 satisfaction whatsoever. 18 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:21,700 I mean, I guess you're right. He could have been good at eating p***y, but 19 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,320 that's just going to make me want some real d***k. 20 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,050 Not a tiny little nothing, you know? 21 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,310 Yeah, he's still staying here. 22 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:38,630 Yeah, I guess, like, this place is closer to his college than his dad's. 23 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:40,670 dad's never there, so he's been staying here. 24 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:43,790 I mean, he's still my stepson. 25 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:47,330 I mean, yeah. 26 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:51,990 I've thought about it, but... No, no, no, I can't. 27 00:01:52,390 --> 00:01:54,090 Stop it. Stop trying to put... 28 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,520 naughty thoughts into my head. 29 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,260 Girl, just because you're a total s***t doesn't mean I **. 30 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:03,940 You're ridiculous. 31 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:05,060 Quit it. 32 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,820 I don't know if he's home, but maybe I should go check on him and see how he's 33 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:11,820 doing. 34 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,040 Oh, stop it. 35 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,020 Alright, I'll talk to you later. 36 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,720 Bye. 37 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:33,840 I'm so sorry. 38 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,760 Sorry, I didn't see anything. 39 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,220 Chris, is it alright if I come in? 40 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,960 Yeah, yeah, come in. 41 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:54,660 So, I wanted to come and apologize for not knocking earlier. 42 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:57,100 That was totally my bad. 43 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,360 It's not a big deal. 44 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,660 I was a little embarrassed, though, actually. 45 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,280 You don't have to be embarrassed. 46 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:05,220 I mean, I've taken nudes before. 47 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:10,140 I didn't even see anything. Like, it's totally okay. 48 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,520 No need to be embarrassed. 49 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:18,520 I mean, yeah, but everyone takes nudes. But it was more for, like, the rate my 50 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:22,920 d***k thing. Honestly, I wanted to see, like, what would have been rated. But 51 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:23,940 there's two questions. 52 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,520 Rate my d***k? 53 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:30,440 What do you mean? Like, other girls are rating it for you? 54 00:03:30,859 --> 00:03:35,520 Yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't really know who it is. It's everybody, but, you 55 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,340 know, I just kind of want to see how it would have been rated. 56 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:41,620 Well, I mean, from what I... I mean, never mind. 57 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:49,000 I mean, I could always help you take a photo or... I don't know, like, 58 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,540 do you want me to rate it? I've seen quite a few before. 59 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,720 What about, like, Dad? 60 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:59,920 I mean, me and your father have been separated for... 61 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,240 three months, and I really don't think we're getting back together. 62 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:10,140 So, I mean, now I'm just your stepmom, and, you know. 63 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:17,500 I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess you're right. 64 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,019 Sure, you can take a photo if you want. 65 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:26,100 Do you want to, do you need me to look away so you can get ready? 66 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,600 No, I should be alright. 67 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,640 Okay. 68 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:34,820 Oh, wow. 69 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:40,900 I mean, here, let me get the picture that you want. 70 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,280 Yeah, it's a good angle. 71 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:47,840 I stuck with the angles. That was honestly what was taking me so long. 72 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:55,180 If I was going to rate it, I'd probably rate you... Can I touch it? 73 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:57,720 Yeah. Yeah? 74 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,800 I would rate you definitely like a 9. 75 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,700 Definitely above average. 76 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,780 Definitely bigger than your father's c***k. 77 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,540 The last thing I was expecting. 78 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:18,300 The only real way I can rate it though is if I put it in my mouth. Is that 79 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,300 alright? 80 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,020 Yeah, I guess. 81 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:50,790 Yeah, I would definitely rate it a 9. 82 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:55,110 It's a good rating to me. 83 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:59,270 I'm getting a little hot. Do you mind if I take this off? 84 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:01,330 I don't mind. 85 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:06,950 That's way better. 86 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:13,750 I've rated your cough. Do you want to rate my t***s? 87 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:20,030 I would give them a solid 9 .2. 9 .5 even, maybe. 88 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:22,110 I mean, but you haven't even seen them yet. 89 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:28,390 I've been looking around. It's been my cell phone for a while. 90 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,460 Oh, dear. 91 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,800 Could you help me undo my bra? 92 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,540 It's so hot in your room. 93 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:42,560 That's much better. 94 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:48,060 Yeah. So, you don't have any plans this afternoon, do you? 95 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,640 No. 96 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:53,320 Would you want to have s***x with your son? 97 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:59,420 I mean... You cannot tell your dad. 98 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,240 I don't see why I would. 99 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,940 Could be our little secret. 100 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:06,800 As long as you don't tell him. 101 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:09,040 The only way he'll find out is if you tell him. 102 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,020 My lips are closed. 103 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:44,790 It's been so long since I've slept on a nice big c***k like that. 104 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:48,230 This is just what I need. 105 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:56,030 Believe it or not, this is just what I needed too. 106 00:08:58,130 --> 00:08:59,130 Yeah. 107 00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:02,220 I'm sitting in your room all horny. 108 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,920 Can't say I haven't thought about it before. 109 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,560 F***k. 110 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,240 Last thing I expected. 111 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:16,580 Oh my gosh. 112 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:19,920 Me too. I came in here to apologize. 113 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:22,760 Apology accepted. 114 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:43,180 You ready to be a good step -son and come f***k your step -mom? 115 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:45,420 Yeah. 116 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,860 I'll have to get out of these. 117 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,140 How do you want me? 118 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,460 You can get on top. 119 00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:20,110 Are you ready for me to start? 120 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,300 S***t. 121 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,360 I thought my stepmom was so tired. 122 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:01,160 Oh, my God. 123 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,500 Oh, yes. 124 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,100 Oh, s***t. 125 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,560 S***t. 126 00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:16,220 You're such a good stepmom, taking care of your stepmom. 127 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,160 Oh, it is hard. 128 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:08,380 Oh my god, I should have done this ages ago. 129 00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:13,570 I f***g love it. 130 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,630 You like go straight to these holes in your face. 131 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,580 Come here and f***k me, doggy. Come and give me that c***k. 132 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,760 Oh, yeah. 133 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:13,580 Oh, my God. 134 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,600 It's so big. I f***g love it. 135 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,540 Oh, yeah. 136 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:20,940 Oh, f***k. 137 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,160 It's almost better than your father. 138 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,440 Why do you laugh? 139 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:45,910 I'm too good. 140 00:19:48,629 --> 00:19:51,930 F***k yeah, I could do this any time. 141 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:33,350 bouncing on my d***k you love it i love it who's the best stepmom you 142 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:39,270 say it again stepmom of the year best stepmom 143 00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,550 Oh, get on your back. 144...