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1 00:00:01,632 --> 00:00:03,334 Good morning, upper east siders. 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:05,576 Gossip girl here-- your one and only source 3 00:00:05,576 --> 00:00:10,081 into the scandalous lives of manhattan´s elite. 4 00:00:10,081 --> 00:00:12,183 Top story on my home page-- 5 00:00:12,183 --> 00:00:15,716 Serena Van Der Woodsen, everybody´s favorite "it" girl, 6 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:18,719 has just returned from a mysterious absence. 7 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:22,323 You´ll never believe what´s on "gossip girl." Someone saw Serena getting off a train at grand central. 8 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:25,025 Everyone knows Serena... 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,727 And everyone is talking. 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,330 Blair, it´s Serena. 11 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,731 Serena? 12 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,264 And b.´S boyfriend Nate-- rumor has it-- 13 00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:35,436 he´s always had a thing for Serena. 14 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,139 But you´re back now. I didn´t come back for you. 15 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,611 Look, blair´s my best friend, and you´re her boyfriend, 16 00:00:40,611 --> 00:00:42,243 and she loves you. 17 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:45,116 Why did she leave? Why did she return? 18 00:00:45,116 --> 00:00:47,178 Must be a lot of rumors why you´re back. 19 00:00:47,178 --> 00:00:49,250 Yeah, but none of them mention you. 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,383 He tries to take his own life, and you´re worried 21 00:00:52,383 --> 00:00:55,386 it´s gonna cost you, mom? You have no idea what it´s been like. 22 00:00:55,386 --> 00:00:57,428 The best friend and the boyfriend-- 23 00:00:57,428 --> 00:01:00,131 that´s pretty classy, s. And nate´s friend Chuck 24 00:01:00,131 --> 00:01:02,093 won´t let Serena forget about her past. 25 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:05,666 I´m trying to change. I liked you better before. 26 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,298 And then there´s Dan, the outsider. 27 00:01:07,298 --> 00:01:10,101 Looks like his childhood crush has returned. 28 00:01:10,101 --> 00:01:12,643 She doesn´t know me. Nobody knows me. It´s cool. 29 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:15,206 No. No, no, no, no, no. Uh, Serena, um, do you know this young man? 30 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:18,149 Oh, from last night. You remember me? 31 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:20,811 You´d really go out with some guy you don´t know? 32 00:01:20,811 --> 00:01:22,813 Well, he can´t be worse than the guys I do know. 33 00:01:22,813 --> 00:01:25,286 Guess whose dad is cool. It´s a trick question. 34 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,558 Yeah, ´cause it can´t be ours. 35 00:01:27,558 --> 00:01:30,361 "Top ten forgotten bands of the ´90s." Yeah, check out who´s number nine. 36 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:32,293 He´s very proud. Hey! Hey, way to be forgotten. 37 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:35,326 Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts? 38 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:38,829 Well, our kids were bound to meet. It´s a small island. Are you sure it´s not some ploy, your using my daughter 39 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:41,702 to get to me now that your wife left you? 40 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,104 Serena and her mystery man made a surprise appearance 41 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,537 at blair´s kiss on the lips party. 42 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:48,779 Serena´s here? 43 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:51,212 What is she doing here? She wasn´t invited. 44 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:54,815 But Serena wasn´t the only one who made an impression... who´s the newbie? 45 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,847 Jenny made an impression on Chuck. 46 00:01:56,847 --> 00:01:58,849 Let´s go and talk somewhere quieter. 47 00:01:58,849 --> 00:02:00,891 Get off! Stop! 48 00:02:00,891 --> 00:02:03,594 Hey! That is my little sister! 49 00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:05,656 Don´t you ever touch her again! 50 00:02:05,656 --> 00:02:07,858 Hey, your life is over, s***t! 51 00:02:07,858 --> 00:02:10,130 She better not show her face again. 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,433 I´m actually hoping she will. 53 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:17,208 You think I g***t a shot at a second date? We´ll talk about it in the cab. 54 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:19,210 And now that s. Is back, 55 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:21,842 will the Upper East Side ever be the same? 56 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:25,576 We´re all just dying to see what happens next. 57 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,420 And who ** I? 58 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:31,922 That´s a secret i´ll never tell. 59 00:02:31,922 --> 00:02:34,725 You know you love me. 60 00:02:34,725 --> 00:02:38,158 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 61 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:47,198 I bet you´re wondering 62 00:02:47,198 --> 00:02:49,200 what gossip girl is doing up so early. 63 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,342 Truth is, I never went to bed. 64 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,274 Why waste precious time dreaming 65 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,276 when waking life is so much better? 66 00:03:01,512 --> 00:03:04,355 Is there really anything better than a lazy Sunday? 67 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:06,857 Reading the paper in bed, sipping coffee, 68 00:03:06,857 --> 00:03:08,859 scrambling an egg or two. 69 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:10,361 Yeah, right. 70 00:03:10,361 --> 00:03:12,493 We upper east siders don´t do lazy. 71 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,865 Breakfast is brunch, and it comes with champagne, 72 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:17,498 a dress code and a hundred of our closest friends... 73 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,869 And enemies. 74 00:03:23,374 --> 00:03:25,636 Chuck´s dad, Bart bass, 75 00:03:25,636 --> 00:03:27,908 is hosting the annual brunch for his foundation. 76 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,380 Everyone is invited. 77 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:31,642 Well, not everyone. 78 00:03:34,245 --> 00:03:35,986 Oh. Hey, you´re up. 79 00:03:35,986 --> 00:03:38,789 And you´re checking up on me. 80 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,222 I´m okay. Really, i´m okay. 81 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,225 You know, I was okay when you asked me at the party 82 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,227 and in the cab, when we g***t home, 83 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,400 before and after I brushed my teeth. 84 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,963 Look, I just feel really stupid. 85 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:55,406 I mean, how could I have actually thought 86 00:03:55,406 --> 00:03:58,969 that Chuck bass just wanted to talk to me? 87 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:00,571 Because you trust people, 88 00:04:00,571 --> 00:04:02,513 which is normally a good thing. 89 00:04:02,513 --> 00:04:05,316 Yeah, except when it involves Chuck. Yeah, pretty much. 90 00:04:05,316 --> 00:04:08,719 So the real question is, uh, how are you? 91 00:04:08,719 --> 00:04:10,951 Me? 92 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,284 Why wouldn´t I be okay? 93 00:04:13,284 --> 00:04:15,626 You know, at the end of the night, with Serena 94 00:04:15,626 --> 00:04:17,288 and the--the--the... 95 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:19,290 Was it really that bad? 96 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:24,995 This is me. 97 00:04:28,539 --> 00:04:30,701 So... good night. 98 00:04:30,701 --> 00:04:32,002 Yeah. 99 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:34,345 Yeah. Um, yeah, good night. 100 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,413 Go! Walk her to the door. Something. Go! Okay. 101 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:45,386 Oh! Oh, god. That hurt a lot. Whoa, whoa, stop, stop. Sir, stop, stop, stop. 102 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:48,058 Aah! 103 00:04:48,058 --> 00:04:51,291 Oh, I think I have brain damage. You know what, Dan? If you had brain damage, 104 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,064 you wouldn´t even know if you had brain damage. No, let´s go, please. Uh, wi--williamsburg. 105 00:04:54,064 --> 00:04:55,666 No! 106 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,868 H-hi. 107 00:05:04,775 --> 00:05:06,337 So he waved? 108 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:08,839 I wouldn´t have taken him for a waver. 109 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,081 No, he was just trying to be funny. 110 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,713 Maybe he´s shy. Or he hates me. 111 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,416 No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you. 112 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,418 She probably thinks I hate her now. 113 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,850 I´ve waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl, 114 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,952 you know, Serena Van Der Woodsen... 115 00:05:21,952 --> 00:05:25,496 And I decide to close the evening with a wave. It was a nice wave. 116 00:05:25,496 --> 00:05:27,728 At the end of a date? Come on, there´s no such thing. 117 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,731 And you only get one shot with a girl like Serena. 118 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:34,465 I g***t mine, and I blew it. Which means you have nothing to lose. 119 00:05:34,465 --> 00:05:38,569 No, nothing except my last shred of dignity. Oh, no. I think that´s gone. 120 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:40,741 You´re right. 121 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,914 You know what? I´m just-- i´m gonna go talk to her. 122 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:46,517 I´m gonna apologize for the wave. 123 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:48,679 I´m gonna tell her how much I like her, 124 00:05:48,679 --> 00:05:50,681 and i´m gonna ask for a second shot. 125 00:05:50,681 --> 00:05:53,784 No, i´m gonna get a second shot. Yeah, you are. 126 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:55,055 Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. 127 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,557 I love the plan, 128 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,359 but, uh, you need a better outfit. 129 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,532 And maybe a shower. 130 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:07,538 Whatever. It´s probably for...