Gossip Girl s01e02 Shes Having a Maybe.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:07,785 ♪ ("SPOTLIGHT" BY JESSIE WARE PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,575 GOSSIP GIRL: Good evening, followers. 3 00:00:09,666 --> 00:00:11,996 ♪ Ain't enough to say... ♪ 4 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,963 Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source for the truth 5 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:18,671 behind the scandalous lies of New York's elite. 6 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:20,083 What's all that rustling 7 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,076 reverberating through the twilight? 8 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:26,666 Why, that's the echo of anxiety, the jangling of nerves 9 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:28,750 in preparation for a big night ahead. 10 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:31,503 And what exactly is on the docket 11 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:31,923 this September evening? 12 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:34,915 An autumn equinox affair? 13 00:00:35,708 --> 00:00:38,248 Opening night at the ballet? 14 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,165 Or something more essential? 15 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:45,535 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 16 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:48,825 GOSSIP GIRL: Annual parent-teacher conferences. 17 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,326 -New shoes? -GG's gone to her head. 18 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:52,996 KATE KELLER: I just g***t worried I wouldn't make a good impression. 19 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:55,423 GOSSIP GIRL: But on the Upper East Side, 20 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,920 they do things differently. 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,710 The students aren't the ones under review. 22 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,751 -It's the teachers. -(WHISPERS) Put that away. 23 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:02,923 It just looks like she's texting. 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,580 On parent-teacher night? That's even worse. 25 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,576 Last time, Alec Baldwin confiscated my phone. 26 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:10,996 I never g***t it back. 27 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:13,083 HEADMISTRESS BURTON: Oh, Mr. Calloway. 28 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:15,746 -Hi, Davis. -That's Julien's dad? 29 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:18,253 -Always a pleasure. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 30 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:19,083 My pleasure, not yours. 31 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:22,076 He's a Constance parent hall-of-famer. 32 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,036 More Grammys than Diplo and Calvin Harris combined. 33 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:27,625 WENDY: Davis also underwrites our art scholarship, 34 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,788 the one Zoya Lott currently holds. 35 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,785 Bet he still doesn't know she even goes here. 36 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:32,915 Who wants to tell him? 37 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,790 Ooh, maybe Gossip Girl! Tag him in something! 38 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,076 You haven't posted a single tip in days. 39 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,376 I haven't had time to verify anything. 40 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:44,288 This is working too well to risk it. 41 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:47,325 She's right. Someone actually raised their hand in class yesterday. 42 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,081 To ask a question. 43 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:50,786 Because they're all running scared. 44 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:51,875 Nobody wants to be the next target. 45 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:55,128 I'm just waiting for the perfect thing, 46 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:57,248 and then I'll post. 47 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,633 GOSSIP GIRL: While the parents play with the politics of privilege, 48 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:01,168 where are their heirs? 49 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:07,001 -Deep in Dumbo, of course. -Wish you were here. 50 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,503 GOSSIP GIRL: Looks like somebody wasn't invited to the party. 51 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:13,003 NICK LOTT: So, to review, I'm off to meet your teachers, 52 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,173 and you're still grounded until further notice. 53 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:16,753 Are we clear? 54 00:02:17,916 --> 00:02:19,666 I know you still feel bad. 55 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,330 I'd choose "terrible," personally. 56 00:02:21,416 --> 00:02:23,036 NICK: Don't feel terrible for me. 57 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,745 I'm not the thing you should be worrying about right now. 58 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:28,333 The Headmistress asked to speak to me personally tonight. 59 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,206 And if she pulls the scholarship, I don't know what we'll do. 60 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,420 ♪ ("JAGUAR" BY VICTORIA MONÉT PLAYING) ♪ 61 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,630 ♪ Supersonic pussycat Just like a jaguar... ♪ 62 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,998 I'm going out with my girls tonight, 63 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,633 so I have to look my best. 64 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:47,958 What do you guys think, Glow Up or Glossier? 65 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:51,711 I'm watching those replies, so weigh in or tag out. 66 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:53,211 MONET DE HAAN: You're protected. We'll hashtag GirlsNightOut, 67 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,541 so that no one would even think about Obie not being here. 68 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:57,705 How long can we do that? 69 00:02:57,791 --> 00:02:59,671 People are gonna start to notice he's missing. 70 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:00,750 Well, you're safe through SelfCareSunday, 71 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:04,503 MeTimeMonday, DinnersWithDaddy, GirlsJustWantToHaveSun, 72 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:07,293 PetsForVets, PilatesParty, ShoppingWithMySisters, 73 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,125 and of course, ThankYouEssentialWorkers. 74 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:12,458 So you have... two days to get him back? 75 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:14,543 And-- And you will. 76 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,325 This is just like that time you took a selfie 77 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:18,036 in front of the Paul Smith wall in L.A. 78 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:19,415 and didn't notice the homeless encampment in the BG. 79 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,630 You apologized, 80 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:24,288 wore that "Bernie babe" tee for a week, and all was forgiven. 81 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,375 I'll talk to him as soon as he gets here, 82 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:30,078 apologize again, as many times as it takes. I miss him. 83 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,536 He just needs to hear that from me, 84 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:32,785 and then things can go back to normal. 85 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,285 To the way they were. Right? 86 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:36,713 -Of course. -Totally. 87 00:03:36,791 --> 00:03:39,131 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 88 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:43,745 Oh, thank God. I'm bored. 89 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:48,583 Only boring people are bored. You are uninspired. 90 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:49,576 -Inspire me. -(CHUCKLES) 91 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:52,456 You know, you are one of the last people in here 92 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:53,921 that I don't know intimately. 93 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,040 Just gotta close your eyes and pretend someone's new. 94 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:58,035 -I do it all the time. -MAX WOLFE: How monoga-musty. 95 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,705 No, I do not have to close my eyes 96 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:02,081 and fantasize about anything. 97 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:06,876 I allow myself to sample everything. 98 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:07,290 Hmm. 99 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,083 How about you, Aki? There are nerve endings 100 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:13,666 that two hands alone cannot stimulate, 101 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,630 and I count six among us. 102 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:19,498 Never in a million years, but thanks for thinking of me. 103 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:20,830 (MEN LAUGHING) 104 00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:23,456 Oh, looks like someone didn't wanna show up 105 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:24,671 to the parent-teacher conferences. 106 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:28,790 Perhaps he's more interested in the student-teacher congress? 107 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:31,131 Happy hunting. 108 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,208 -(CELLPHONE CHIMES) -Oh. 109 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,205 Hmm. Of course. 110 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,501 "Dear Katherine. We're sorry you were unable 111 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:39,543 to attend tonight's parent-teacher meetings. 112 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:41,035 If you would like to speak with faculty 113 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,955 in regards to Audrey's progress, 114 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:45,291 please do not hesitate to..." never respond to this 115 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:48,625 or show up to anything related to your daughter's life. 116 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:49,998 And I'm BCCed like I'm her mother. 117 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:53,133 Well, maybe she had a good reason. 118 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,378 Like all the other times? 119 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,168 Can't find the exit to her bed? 120 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,630 Designing athleisurewear just too stressful? 121 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:02,168 Or maybe, since it's only anecdotally about her, 122 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,580 she couldn't even give a s***t? 123 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:04,876 No, Kiki loves you. 124 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,128 Try to remember what she's been through. 125 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,668 For the past 16 years? 126 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,080 Her line's in trouble. She's g***t a divorce. 127 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:11,326 -A...