Riley Jacobs - Red, White & Let Stepmom Cheer You Up - MyPervyFamily Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,340 Hey honey, there you are. Hey, how's it going? 2 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:24,700 Good, you? 3 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,020 Why are you still here? 4 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:30,400 Uh... I was supposed to go outside. I'm a little upset. I guess I'm about to 5 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,960 have men out there doing anything for me. 6 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:33,900 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 7 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,400 Sorry, no. 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,780 You were looking forward to that, though. 9 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,400 Yeah, yeah, 10 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,079 yeah. 11 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,360 Yeah, I guess I'm going to figure something else out to do. 12 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,660 You can't meet up with them later or anything? 13 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,240 No. No. 14 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,160 Well, 15 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:54,260 you know, I tell you what, you can always stay here with your dad and I. 16 00:00:55,710 --> 00:01:01,310 Yeah, I mean, I feel like such a loser to hang out with my stepmom and my dad. 17 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:03,530 Oh, come on. That'll be fun. 18 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:07,730 Don't even worry about it. Your dad's at the store right now getting some steak 19 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:11,850 and some food and a firework. 20 00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:15,690 Yeah, that'll be fun. I g***t them just for you. 21 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,850 Yeah, I mean, we could light those off. That'll be fun. Yeah? 22 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:21,650 I bet it'll cheer you up. 23 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:23,510 I tell you what. 24 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:27,190 Let's just start now. Your dad can join us later. All right. 25 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:29,409 I like the white. 26 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,270 Do you want to do the other one? 27 00:02:32,390 --> 00:02:34,050 Or do you want to wait until your father gets back? 28 00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:35,750 I just want to wait. 29 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,430 Do you have anything else? 30 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:38,990 Sparklers or anything? 31 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,150 Um, yeah. 32 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:41,430 I have some. 33 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:43,010 You can write my name with them. 34 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:45,590 They're so much fun, aren't they? 35 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:49,250 Yeah, they're fun. I haven't played with sparklers in the longest time. 36 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,480 These are big! 37 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,680 I know! 38 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,180 Look at it! 39 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,640 It's not even like... It hardly burns! 40 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,400 Don't get too close! 41 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:13,220 Oh, my sparkle is almost done. Oh, whoa! 42 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:15,640 Yo! 43 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,880 Sorry. 44 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:21,660 It's alright. 45 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,500 My bad. 46 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:27,410 Oh, don't be uncomfortable. 47 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:28,730 It'll be okay. 48 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:32,710 Sorry, I just, I didn't mean to be rude to look at you or your kids or anything. 49 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:34,330 It happens. 50 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:36,990 Yeah, just don't tell Dad. 51 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:41,770 Oh, no, I, no, it's just fine. It's just between us. 52 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,750 Okay. I hope this cheered you up. 53 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:49,030 Yeah, yeah, it's, I don't know, I just, I still feel like a loser hanging out 54 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:52,350 here with my stepmom and my dad, but I appreciate it. 55 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,680 Is there a girl that you are going to go see? 56 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,240 I don't know. 57 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,660 Maybe. Yeah? 58 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:05,800 It's in the past now. Well, 59 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:12,980 maybe there's another way that'll 60 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:13,980 cheer you up. 61 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,680 What? More sparklers? 62 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,200 No. 63 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,160 Whoa. Whoa. 64 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,280 What about Dad? 65 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,860 He's going to be home any minute. 66 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,100 No, he's not. 67 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:31,600 He's been at least like two hours. He went to the store. 68 00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:34,080 You know how the lines are. He's g***t to get charcoal. 69 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:35,620 I don't know. 70 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,100 You're my stepmom and all. 71 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,420 Step? I saw you looking at him. 72 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:46,500 Yeah. 73 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:49,380 You want to tell Dad about this? 74 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,580 No, it can be our little secret. 75 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:54,349 Feel better? 76 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:57,630 Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect it to be so big. 77 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:00,430 Yeah, your dad paid for them. 78 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:07,050 I guess this is a good way to cheer me up. 79 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,850 I didn't expect it, I'm sorry. 80 00:05:14,570 --> 00:05:17,010 Enjoy it. They're nice folks, I can't complain. 81 00:05:17,410 --> 00:05:18,410 Thank you. 82 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,330 I won't even remember that you were sad tonight. 83 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:28,230 I guess not. Forget all about the girl. 84 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:29,470 Yeah. 85 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:31,150 What girl? 86 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:33,090 Right. 87 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,250 Okay. 88 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,730 Oh. Sure you won't tell dad about this? 89 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,250 I won't. 90 00:05:45,010 --> 00:05:46,510 I won't if you won't. 91 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:48,690 No, I won't. I'm game. 92 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:49,950 Wow. 93 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:52,110 See, it runs in the family. 94 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:53,910 Yeah, yeah. 95 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:59,630 Definitely not ashamed of it. 96 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:01,690 No reason to be. 97 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:11,290 I mean, I guess, why not? We're already this far. Right? 98 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,120 Ooh, can't say I expected this tonight. 99 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,820 Well, there's somebody around. 100 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,040 Better keep it down though, so my neighbors don't tell God. 101 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,000 Ooh, that's probably thinking. 102 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,900 We're good. 103 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,560 there, dear. 104 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,410 How could I not be? 105 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:19,170 This feels so good. 106 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,720 I hope so. 107 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,390 Hmm. 108 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,360 What the hell? What the hell? 109 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,940 bigger than your dad. 110 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,220 Oh, really? 111 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,880 I guess he really does run in the family. 112 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,720 That's amazing. 113 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,100 You've been plotting on this for a while, huh? Oh my god. 114 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,680 So, hi, I'm going to hug my mom. Hi. 115 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Oh, you. 116 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,660 Oh, six minutes, little bird. 117 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,120 Well, I'll play it. 118 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,560 Thank you. 119 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,000 Your girlfriend's stupid. 120 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:33,000 He can be observant. Oh, yeah, but he'll be drinking on the holiday. 121 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280 Yeah, you're right. 122 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,540 Oh, my God. 123 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,520 Oh, my God. 124 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,560 Oh, my God. 125 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,640 That's so good in there. 126 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:03,580 What are you doing with me? 127 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,040 I'm fine. 128 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:15,340 Oh my God. 129 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,860 I don't know. 130 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,540 That's my fourth July heat kicking. 131 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,800 Oh yeah? 132 00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:44,650 I'm sorry, I'm sorry 133 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,270 My p***y is so tired. 134 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,010 Oh my god. 135 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,930 Oh my god. 136 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:23,770 It's definitely a better way to be spending my night. I have no complaints. 137 00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:25,950 Oh. 138 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,250 I'm going to work out the night. 139 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,030 Oh my god. 140 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:23,410 Oh my god, it feels so good. 141 00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:27,870 I didn't expect much of that mom to be so tight. 142 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,050 It's definitely... 143 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:43,260 It's definitely a fix for the sadness. 144 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,859 I want you to come. 145 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,760 Yeah? Uh -huh. You want me to come? 146 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:11,420 My mouth. 147 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,540 We gotta get rid of the evidence. 148 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:14,980 Yeah, we do. 149 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:02,050 Definitely a good end to the 4th of July. 150 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:08,010 Oh, you did amazing. 151 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,900 Thank you. You did even better. 152 00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:27,380 What a surprise.