Shay Sights - Shhh...Online Dating S***s - MyPervyFamily Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,680 Hey, Jenny. 2 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,200 I'm doing okay. 3 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:31,260 I'm doing really well, actually. That relationship was falling apart before it 4 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:38,220 ended anyway, so... Now I'm totally ready 5 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:39,220 to start dating. 6 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,220 I just ** terrible at it. 7 00:00:44,180 --> 00:00:47,840 Well, I mean, you're going out with people and dating and you've had 8 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,840 since I've known you. 9 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,220 I s***k at it. 10 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:55,970 Well, I mean, I tried to wear something a little bit s***y to the grocery store, 11 00:00:56,170 --> 00:01:00,470 and I had absolutely no takers. I have no idea what I'm doing. 12 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:08,590 Well, no, I'm not putting up profiles on dating apps. 13 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:15,290 Well, I don't even know how those things work. 14 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:21,250 An app on my phone. 15 00:01:25,790 --> 00:01:26,790 Okay. All right. 16 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,870 All right, I'll do it. That's how you find all of them? 17 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:33,690 All right. 18 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:37,910 I never ever thought I would resort to this. I mean, why can't people just meet 19 00:01:37,910 --> 00:01:40,510 at a coffee shop or something, you know? 20 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:42,670 Keep it organic. 21 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:45,949 All right. 22 00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:48,130 Okay. Yeah, I know. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. 23 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:50,930 I'm making a resolution right now. I'm doing it. 24 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:54,770 Okay. All right, hold on. You know what? My stepson's calling in. 25 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:57,350 I have to go. I have to take this. 26 00:01:57,890 --> 00:02:01,070 Okay. I'll talk to you soon. I'm going to do it. I'm doing it. 27 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:02,290 All right. 28 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,330 Bye. 29 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:05,970 Hey, sweetie. 30 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,229 All right. 31 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:14,950 Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm doing that. 32 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:24,340 or else I'm going to be terrible at this. 33 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,120 All right. 34 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,480 Hi, everybody. 35 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,140 My name is Jay. 36 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:43,640 I'm recently divorced, very newly divorced, but I'm doing fine, doing 37 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:47,320 really well with it, and I'm excited to meet new people. 38 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:56,620 Well, I'm a nurse. I'm a registered nurse. I love helping people. 39 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:02,980 I like the outdoors. I like to hike and ski. 40 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:07,680 And I have a stepson, and he's amazing. 41 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:15,700 So I would love to talk to you and meet you. So I guess hit 42 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,540 me up or message me or however that works. Okay. 43 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,740 Okay, that was terrible. 44 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,680 Oh. 45 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,320 Hey, sweetie. 46 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:31,940 What's up? 47 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,920 I didn't think you were going to be here. 48 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,240 I took the day off. 49 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,480 Did I not tell you that? 50 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:37,580 Oh, well, cool. 51 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:38,698 How you been? 52 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,600 Good, good. How was school? 53 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,640 School was, you know, stressful as always. 54 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,700 Can't wait to play basketball with the boys. 55 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,160 Yeah. Yeah. 56 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:51,360 All right. 57 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:55,790 I'll see you later for dinner, Dad. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, cool. Check you 58 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:56,349 out later. 59 00:03:56,350 --> 00:04:01,750 Hey, so, actually, I forgot to ask you. Did you end up getting a date? 60 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,450 Oh, my God. Don't ask me about that. 61 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:05,710 You make tons. 62 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:08,330 All right, all right. 63 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:12,050 Stepsons and stepmoms don't talk about that. Go play basketball. 64 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:13,990 Oh, I will, dude. 65 00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:15,390 See you later. 66 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,680 Hi guys. 67 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,600 So it's been about a week since I last put something up here and I wanted to 68 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,560 give you a little bit more information about myself. 69 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:47,700 I know I said I really loved the outdoors and I love hiking and I also 70 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,700 love working out. 71 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:55,140 And one of the best parts about working out is the cute little workout outfit. 72 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,240 This is a new outfit. I just wanted to share it with you. 73 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,020 Oh. 74 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:05,950 And I also wanted to thank everyone so much for all your messages. They're 75 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:06,950 really sweet. 76 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:14,170 But I wanted to remind you that I just g***t out of a long -term relationship. 77 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:15,170 newly divorced. 78 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:20,930 And I just want to have fun. I want to have some fun and be adventurous and 79 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:26,010 sort of see what's out there. So for all of you guys that were really, God, 80 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:27,050 what's the right word? 81 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:30,190 It's not a negative thing. 82 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:38,300 really uh into a long -term relationship and doing that immediately um I'm 83 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:43,300 probably not the right choice for you not right now but again thank you all 84 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:48,840 right bye okay oh my god I really hope you g***t the hint 85 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:07,420 I don't know. I mean, I keep putting these new clips I've been updating like 86 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:08,420 told me every week. 87 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,780 The only people that... No. 88 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,480 No, it was s***y. 89 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,420 It was my little workout outfit. 90 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,020 Well, I thought it was really s***y. 91 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,040 I don't know. 92 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,240 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 93 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,080 Well, I showed my butt. 94 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,200 Yeah. 95 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:33,600 So I keep getting all these guys and they just... want to have relationships 96 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,880 and, I mean, I feel like they want to get married. That's the last thing I 97 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:42,820 I just want to get f***d. I mean, I'm just kind of looking for some d***k. I 98 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:43,960 thought this would be way easier. 99 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:46,740 Alright. 100 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,000 Now, I know what they think with their dicks. 101 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:54,700 Well, I've g***t, like, a cute little, like, lingerie and a robe. 102 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,220 Alright. 103 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,240 Like, how s***y? 104 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:03,830 Oh wow, really? 105 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:07,350 Okay, all right, I'll try it. 106 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:13,010 All right, I g***t my s***y game base on. I'm gonna do this. 107 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:16,590 Okay, love you too, bye. 108 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:35,070 Hi, guys. I'm back again. 109 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:38,750 I wanted to show you just a little bit more. 110 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:44,410 So I really like lingerie, and I was going to show you a little bit of my 111 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,410 lingerie. 112 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:48,770 What do you think? 113 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:02,550 I'll undo this a little bit too. 114 00:08:04,210 --> 00:08:05,410 There we go. 115 00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:14,810 I hope you liked it. 116 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:20,990 Oh my god. 117 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:24,150 I can't believe it's come to this. 118 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,270 Mom shouldn't have to go through this. 119 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:03,480 Hey, it's everything all right Come 120 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:10,360 on I Mean you 121 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,100 don't you don't like that fine. Is that what's going on? 122 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:16,680 Oh 123 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:25,160 Yeah, 124 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,160 that's 125 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,570 I mean, it's definitely not you. 126 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:37,310 You're really pretty, and any guy would be lucky to have you as their partner. 127 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:38,950 Thank you. 128 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:41,330 There's plenty of fish in the sea, you know? 129 00:09:41,610 --> 00:09:43,310 I'm sure you'll find the right one. 130 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:44,990 Yeah. You don't have to be bummed out. 131 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,910 Thank you. 132 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,150 Of course. 133 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,250 Yeah. 134 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:55,610 So, what are you up to tonight? 135 00:09:57,580 --> 00:10:01,880 Well, I was actually going to ask you something, but I'll bring it up later. 136 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,780 It's not a biggie. No, it's fine. 137 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,140 I'm fine. I'm fine. 138 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:12,360 Well, um, so is it cool if I have Sarah come over? Yeah. Just to hang out a bit. 139 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,460 Probably watch a movie or something. Of course. 140 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,140 Have fun. 141 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:19,440 Just because my dating s***x isn't me or s***t. 142 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:25,120 Oh, yeah. I mean,...