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1 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:07,251 Byron! 2 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:00,645 I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. 3 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,181 I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. 4 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,681 - You know that. - Well, thank you for coming with me. 5 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:09,319 You're welcome, honey. You know I'm always on your side, honey. 6 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:11,754 I just don't get sick. I don't never get sick. 7 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:15,725 You're... You sick, but I don't get sick. I'm sorry. 8 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,791 - You nervous, honey? - No. 9 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,626 It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be. 10 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,824 Your mama taught you well, baby. 11 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,430 You g***t strong faith, Shirley, strong faith. 12 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,799 Hello. 13 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,732 Good God. Lord have mercy. 14 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,807 Good God, he fine. 15 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,000 Doc, I'm sick. 16 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,077 It's in my chest, Doc. Feel my chest. Come on. 17 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,172 Put your hands on my chest, Doc. Feel me. 18 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,379 Check my chest, Doc, please. I'm... 19 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:41,517 Aunt Bam. Stop it. 20 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,054 She's cute. 21 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:47,192 Cute? Cute is for puppies. 22 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:52,194 You mess with me, Doc, I'll have you somewhere sucking on your thumb, 23 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,129 calling for your mama! 24 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:58,003 Standing on your left leg, bowing down on your right, 25 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,197 wondering what I'm gonna do to you tonight. 26 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:07,168 Pop, pop, pop it off... 27 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,278 - You married, Doc? - No, ma'**. 28 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,648 - You straight? - Aunt Bam... 29 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,880 What? You gotta ask these questions nowadays, honey. 30 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,156 Will you please wait out in the waiting room? 31 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,188 - Please? - I'm embarrassing you? 32 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,559 I'm sorry, baby. I don't mean no harm. Help me up, Doc. 33 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,531 Just help me up. I gotta bend up like this. 34 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,159 You see, Doc, listen, I don't even get sick. 35 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,431 I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. 36 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:36,531 'Cause all y'all like to do is just probe all over people, feeling, touch all of them... 37 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,836 Two, four, six-pack. 38 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,742 Look at that? 39 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,181 What? Sorry. Okay, and look, look at your little offices. 40 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:48,050 This is too small in here. Ain't no room for nobody to turn around. 41 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,816 See, I like to turn it. When I turn it around I like to... 42 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,124 - He's straight. - Aunt Bam. 43 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,664 Okay. But look here, watch this, watch this. 44 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:02,133 Did you like that? I know he did, look at him. 45 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,429 - Aunt Bam, go on, now. - You blushing. Okay, I'm sorry. 46 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,061 And don't you be out there smoking. 47 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,936 You better be worried about what I'm gonna be out here smoking. 48 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,478 'Cause I'm gonna be out here smoking. I'm going out here to smoke. 49 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:16,638 And I like what I'm gonna be smoking. I like to see my name in puff. 50 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,975 She's something else. 51 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,184 You don't know the half of it. 52 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,056 So tell me, Dr. Evans. 53 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,894 Well, Ms. Shirley, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. 54 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,762 Just tell me. 55 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:35,158 The reason you've been short of breath and having the headaches 56 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,168 is because the cancer is back. 57 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,034 It's much more aggressive this time. I'm sorry. 58 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,600 I've called in a specialist who wants to try another round of chemotherapy. 59 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,106 Listen, I'm tired. 60 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,648 We've been fighting this thing for, what, seven years? 61 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,282 I really thought we had it beat. 62 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,111 Don't you look so sad. 63 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:59,481 What I know is that every day that God gives us is a gift. 64 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:04,596 And when he stops giving it to me, then I get to be with him. 65 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:08,426 So it's all right. 66 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,302 You're an amazing woman, Shirley. 67 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,535 You're always smiling. 68 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:15,965 Your faith gives me hope. 69 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,200 Well, God bless you. 70 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,606 I'll call and make an appointment. Okay? 71 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,542 Thank you, Doctor. 72 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,910 Good kush, good kush, good kush, good kush. 73 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,780 Good kush, good kush. 74 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,156 Hey. Christ, praise the Lord. 75 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,418 Good kush. 76 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,590 Baby, I wouldn't go in there. I wouldn't go in there if I was you, hon. 77 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:43,669 I told you. 78 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,304 Contact. 79 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,498 She's gonna be right when she comes out of there. 80 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:55,404 - Cora. Cora. - Aunt Bam. 81 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,641 Baby, what are you doing here? 82 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,411 Mr. Brown wasn't feeling well last night. 83 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,509 Well, you know he has diabetes, right? 84 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:02,849 - He does? - Yep. 85 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,480 - Lord, that's gonna kill him. - Don't say that. 86 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,650 - Lord, he's gonna die. He's gonna die. - He's... 87 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,954 He's not gonna die with that. 88 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:11,291 - Well, go on back there and see him then. - Well, all right. 89 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:12,887 Well, wait a minute now, why are you... 90 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:16,298 I'm all right, honey, I don't get sick. I'm here with Shirley. Shirley's back there. 91 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,436 - How is she? - She's okay. 92 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,130 She's okay. She's g***t strong faith. 93 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,601 - That's what we need. - She's g***t a strong back, too. 94 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,744 That could have made a lot for her back in the day... 95 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,473 But, she could pull the hell out of a wagon. 96 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,812 - What you... - Yeah. I ain't even... We didn't need horses. 97 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,778 Shirley was a horse all by herself. 98 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:38,220 She works like a horse, she treats people nice. 99 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,348 Yeah. 100 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,222 It's just not good to get sick and you treat people nice. 101 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,227 That just don't ever seem fair to me. 102 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,819 - Well, I... - But it's okay, I guess, 103 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,899 you know, the Lord just moves in mysterious ways. 104 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,058 - Yes, he does. - His wonders to perform. 105 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,966 Yes, well, okay. I'll talk to you later, all right? 106 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,436 - I'm going to see him. - Please do, 'cause you... 107 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,508 - And I'll call you. Don't call me. - All right. 108 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:59,002 'Cause you talks too much is what you do. 109 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,644 What you be saying, though. 110 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,642 Hey, baby. What the doctor say? 111 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,308 It's not good. 112 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,547 Girl, you gonna be all right. You gonna be all right. 113 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,816 Not this time. I need you to call all my children. 114 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:13,721 Okay, well, when we get home, baby, I'll turn it on for you. 115 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,293 As soon as we get to the house, All My Children... 116 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:16,418 Bam. 117 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,293 You know, Bam, you need to stop smoking all that weed. 118 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,196 Every time you smoke that weed you act like you crazy. 119 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,700 What are you talking about? You said you wanted to see All My Children. 120 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,203 I said I was gonna turn it on for you. 121 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,637 I wanna see all my family. 122 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,265 Well, okay, make up your mind, hon. 123 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,640 Do you wanna see All My Children or you wanna see All in the Family? 124 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:33,803 Which one? 125 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,705 - Bam. - What? 126 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,976 Come on, let's go catch this bus before we're too late. 127 00:08:38,084 -->...