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1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,239 Captions by Able. www.able.co.nz 2 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,520 Forget something? 3 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,040 I'm Mack, Rob's wife. 4 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,479 Oh. 5 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,999 Uh... 6 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,200 I'm Tui, Rob's s***x worker. 7 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,920 Oh my God. 8 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,279 Oh God. OK. 9 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,280 OK, right. 10 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,520 Um, not what I was expecting. 11 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,879 OK, look, here's the next 10 minutes of your life... 12 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,919 I tell you to piss off, and you refuse. 13 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,439 You demand some answers, you get them, but you don't like them, OK? 14 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,839 You get upset, angry, you throw a d***o at me. 15 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,279 I call the cops. They explain s***x work is fully legal here. 16 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,759 You start crying. It's a lot. 17 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,679 Wait, is this a fetish thing? Is he into this s***t? 18 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,919 Should I be doing him with the strap-on or peeing on his face? 19 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,679 OK, I guess we're doing this. 20 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,799 Look, maybe he just wants someone new. 21 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Yeah, well, I get that. 22 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,840 Do you like what you do? 23 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,560 None of your fuckin' business. 24 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,600 I mean, I see the appeal. 25 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,160 Easy money. - It's not easy money. 26 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,320 Oh. 27 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,919 - Hi, Bridget. - Hey, Mack, 28 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,039 are you on our way? - Hey, yeah. 29 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,439 Uh, I'm sorry. I thought Rob was doing the school run today. 30 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,719 - That's OK. - Listen, um, I'm just winding up 31 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,919 with a contractor, so... - OK, all good. 32 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,999 - Uh, yeah, I'll be right there. - We'll see you soon. 33 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 - Sorry. - Bye. 34 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,040 OK. 35 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,680 Hm. All right. 36 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,559 Look, 37 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,399 it's not a kink thing. 38 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,319 It's barely even a s***x thing. 39 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,479 Mostly, he just writes me some poetry, I tell him he's a genius, 40 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,119 and then... 41 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,120 we cuddle. 42 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,599 Oh my God. 43 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,799 Honestly, I'm doing you a fuckin' favour. 44 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,800 So you should really be thanking me. 45 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,639 ♪ Well, I'm here 46 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,640 ♪ to remind you 47 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,840 ♪ of the mess you left 48 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,080 ♪ when you went away. 49 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,480 ♪ It's not fair. 50 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,840 ♪ To deny me 51 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,120 ♪ of the cross I bear 52 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,319 ♪ that you gave to me. 53 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,799 ♪ You, you, you 54 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,079 ♪ oughta know 55 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,160 ♪ Did you forget about me, 56 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,200 ♪ Mr Duplicity? 57 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,840 ♪ I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner. 58 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,040 ♪ It was a slap in the face 59 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,640 ♪ how quickly I was replaced, 60 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,839 ♪ and are you thinking of me 61 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,840 ♪ when you f***k her? 62 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,999 ♪ Cos the love that you gave that we made wasn't able 63 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,119 ♪ to make it enough for you... 64 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,120 George, my little man. 65 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,160 There you are. 66 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,999 ♪ And every time you speak her name, 67 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,559 ♪ does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died, 68 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,279 ♪ till you died? But you're still alive, 69 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,280 ♪ and I'm here, 70 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,760 ♪ to remind you 71 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,999 ♪ of the mess you left 72 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 ♪ when you went away. 73 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,400 ♪ It's not fair, 74 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,199 ♪ to deny me— ♪ 75 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,719 Mack, look, I wanna get your take 76 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,199 on what I've been working on this afternoon. 77 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,239 - Oh, I'm sorry. - They'll be coming at me 78 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,679 about this again like you were saying. 79 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,720 I think I'm open to a broader, more commercial treatment. 80 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,999 Hey, Mum, I'm hungry. 81 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,880 Can you turn that down? 82 00:05:12,881 --> 00:05:13,919 The world is not ready 83 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,959 for my work on the collective rural consciousness. 84 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,999 Mm, uh-huh. 85 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,119 - Have you started dinner? - Well, he said he wasn't hungry. 86 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,559 Oh, sorry! 87 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,959 Maybe there's no shame in writing something that ends up 88 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,560 in Oprah's Book Club, you know. 89 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,839 Noam, could you please turn that down? 90 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:36,039 I just need to pivot, you know, just gotta Trojan horse 91 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,479 the cultural insight, chuck in some graphics, axe the appendices, 92 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,199 a digestible title. 93 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,199 What— What are you talking about? 94 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,200 Freedom and Chips. 95 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,959 - What? - It's a play on 'fish and chips', 96 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,279 talking about how Aotearoa New Zealand can leverage 97 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,199 the cultural capital we're building up. 98 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,680 You didn't kill that chicken. 99 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,079 - Well, I said I'd take care of it. - D***n. 100 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,279 - Ah, it's almost dead anyway. - Look, it's sick. 101 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,159 You gotta put her out of her misery. 102 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,439 Look, I know Freedom and Chips isn't The Second S***x, 103 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,119 but while we're stuck in NZ, I should write about NZ. 104 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,879 We're not stuck, Rob; we've been here 15 years. 105 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,199 I'm just saying we came to write a book, didn't we? 106 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:22,879 Yeah. And found out exactly how important free health care is. 107 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,879 You know, I just spent the week writing a 500-word column 108 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,039 about a sheep who can predict the weather. 109 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,520 I can't be this guy any longer. 110 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,479 Oh, about that other bank account of yours, 111 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:39,079 you know the one $180 is coming out of your pay every couple of weeks 112 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,080 in cash at an ATM 113 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,560 in town same day, same time? 114 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,560 Yeah, it's— it's for us. It's, um... 115 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,719 Well, it's been ages since we've had a holiday, 116 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,520 so I was waiting to tell you, just the two of us. 117 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,760 Surprise. 118 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,720 Surprise. 119 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,279 Oh, hey, I said I'm totally fine to do... 120 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,080 that. 121 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,760 Sorry. 122 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,999 Rob. 123 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Lima. 124 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,640 OK, you ready for your shower? 125 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,079 Hey, Toby, don't use all the hot water this time. 126 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,680 - Oh, look who's talking. - F***k off. 127 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:04,039 Mum, he spends, like, an hour in there every single time. 128 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,040 It's his happy place. 129 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,920 Thanks, doll. - Yeah, it's all good. 130 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,040 Mack. 131 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,520 Yeah. 132 00:08:25,521 --> 00:08:27,520 - Mack. - Mm-hm? 133 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,960 - Mack, hey. - Yeah? 134 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,520 Can you take over? I gotta do something. 135 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,679 Yeah. 136 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,720 Thanks. 137 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,759 You all right there, bud? 138 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,479 - What the f***k is this? - New initiative for valued clients. 139 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,760 10 trips, get a free gobbie. 140 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,519 - I don't do freebies. - Do you do unemployment? 141 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,080 - Oh. Hi. - Are you actually stalking me? 142 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,759 No. 143 00:09:59,760...