the.junk.shop.1965.1080p.bluray.x264-bipolar Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,126 --> 00:00:07,501 Central Film Archive presents 2 00:00:18,876 --> 00:00:24,584 THE JUNK SHOP 3 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,376 BASED ON BOHUMIL HRABAL'S 4 00:00:28,459 --> 00:00:30,167 SHORT STORY 'BARON PRÁŠIL' 5 00:00:30,251 --> 00:00:33,917 SCREENPLAY 6 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:37,834 THE JUNK SHOP 7 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:41,626 ASSISTANT DIRECTOR 8 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,459 2ND CAMERAMAN 9 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:45,292 ASSISTANT PRODUCER 10 00:00:45,376 --> 00:00:47,292 PRODUCTION DESIGNER 11 00:00:47,376 --> 00:00:49,251 COSTUME DESIGNER 12 00:00:49,334 --> 00:00:51,126 SET DESIGNER 13 00:00:51,209 --> 00:00:53,167 EDITOR 14 00:00:53,251 --> 00:00:55,084 SOUND 15 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:59,001 MAKE-UP 16 00:00:59,084 --> 00:01:00,792 MUSIC 17 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:07,042 Dear Saint Judas Thaddaeus, 18 00:01:07,126 --> 00:01:09,209 good bloke that you are, 19 00:01:09,292 --> 00:01:11,084 put in a kind word in Heaven 20 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:16,959 so when the butchers bring their pans full of blood and stinking flesh, 21 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:21,792 their van veers off the road down into the Vltava river. 22 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:26,917 And when those pharmacists dump empty sacks of powder, 23 00:01:27,001 --> 00:01:30,334 their vehicles are squashed flat 24 00:01:30,417 --> 00:01:33,584 and the drivers are afflicted by heart attacks and leprosy, 25 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:36,584 and all their tyres are punctured, 26 00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:39,167 so when they come to us, 27 00:01:39,251 --> 00:01:43,209 their lorries are too wide for our driveway. 28 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:46,542 OK? Will you fix that? Amen. 29 00:01:46,876 --> 00:01:48,667 D***n it all! 30 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:55,626 - A good morrow to you, honest fellow! - I have to take all this down. 31 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:02,459 And screw it all back in the church on the other side. 32 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:08,959 Our Lord must have really strong nerves. 33 00:02:10,001 --> 00:02:15,542 Heaven makes no distinction between a doctor or an engineer. 34 00:02:17,084 --> 00:02:23,126 Hanťa, bring your cart. I have some art junk for your boss. 35 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:28,209 Yes, I will. The Collection Centre will be delighted. 36 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:04,917 LOOK OUT - CELLAR 37 00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:13,917 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 38 00:03:14,001 --> 00:03:17,001 Aren't you a bit early today? 39 00:03:17,084 --> 00:03:21,001 Well, I overslept a little. I have a question, though. 40 00:03:21,084 --> 00:03:23,959 Have you seen a big car round here? 41 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:30,584 - What kind of car? - A normal one, but I see you haven't. 42 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:35,542 - Well, I had a little chat. - What have you been saying, Hanťa? 43 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:41,959 What a quiet life we'd have, if Hanťa would keep his mouth shut. 44 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:45,959 He just talks and talks wherever he goes. 45 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:48,751 - Here's the fourth one. - Yes. 46 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:52,959 He's told his friends I was poisoned by Schweinfurt green 47 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:55,126 while painting a nude. 48 00:03:55,209 --> 00:03:57,334 How can I sleep in peace? 49 00:03:58,917 --> 00:04:01,292 What idiot has made all this mess? 50 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,417 Hello, Miss Marcella! 51 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:08,876 Hello, inspiration personified! 52 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:14,126 An oil painting, in a gold frame - how beautiful that would be! 53 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:38,126 This world is full of strange beauty. 54 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:41,459 A single lifetime isn't enough... 55 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,042 Send the money to the Works Council 56 00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:46,042 But save half of it for our lunch. 57 00:04:46,126 --> 00:04:48,084 What about lottery tickets instead? 58 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:50,251 Yes, let him win a car! 59 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:52,751 Our boss has won it already. 60 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:57,209 We divided the rest of the prizes between us. 61 00:04:57,292 --> 00:05:02,917 You might win mittens, a shawl or a book at best... 62 00:05:04,084 --> 00:05:05,709 Maybe! 63 00:05:07,126 --> 00:05:09,042 Or s***t, most likely. 64 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:13,334 Thank God I have my family tomb. 65 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:19,626 I don't like football results like six to nil or five to one. 66 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:21,501 There's no drama in that. 67 00:05:21,584 --> 00:05:26,501 I prefer to see the better team lose a decisive contest 68 00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:33,126 with two penalty kicks hitting the bar 69 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:39,167 and their own defence shooting into their own goal. 70 00:05:39,709 --> 00:05:43,876 That's what I call dramatic. 71 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:47,334 Dramatic? 72 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:49,792 What have I done to deserve this? 73 00:05:49,876 --> 00:05:51,709 Another sleepless night... 74 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:53,709 Good afternoon. 75 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,667 Good afternoon. 76 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:02,709 - What do you want for this? - A lottery ticket. 77 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:09,751 We'll give you one, of course. And you're sure to win a car. 78 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:13,334 Lovely eyes he has... 79 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:15,584 So bright, so clear! 80 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:26,959 Let's weigh it. 81 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:33,501 Five kilograms. 82 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:36,584 One Czech crown or a lottery ticket? 83 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:41,584 Only one crown? Why so mean? 84 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:47,459 Twenty hellers for a kilo. That's one crown or a lottery ticket. 85 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:50,667 But this isn't just ordinary paper. 86 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:56,709 These are letters from my darlings, my love letters. 87 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,334 You've come to the wrong address. 88 00:07:02,584 --> 00:07:05,584 This is the Collection Centre, not an auction hall. 89 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:08,584 Letters written by Hemingway or even Churchill 90 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:12,959 would fetch the same price. One crown per kilogram. 91 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:15,917 Or... one lottery ticket. 92 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:19,126 I'll keep the letters then. 93 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:21,751 You should have taken them. 94 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:24,667 They contain my whole life. 95 00:07:25,251 --> 00:07:31,917 What wonderful letters - and some of them even in verse! 96 00:07:33,042 --> 00:07:35,417 Get out of here! One crown and not a heller more! 97 00:07:35,501 --> 00:07:38,084 - Or a lottery ticket. - Or... a ticket. 98 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:45,209 Can I even believe my own eyes? 99 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:49,084 - Hello. - Hello, darling Hedwig. 100 00:07:49,876 --> 00:07:51,709 Come in... 101 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:56,667 Those legs! 102 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:08,167 Thirty kilograms? 103 00:08:08,251 --> 00:08:10,126 You carried such a load?! 104 00:08:12,001 --> 00:08:14,084 Hanťa, it's half past ten. Go to the cellar! OK! 105 00:08:15,209 --> 00:08:18,709 We have a goose here, boss. 106 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,876 Leave it alone then! 107 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:26,917 But it's only quarter past... 108 00:08:27,001 --> 00:08:30,084 Oh, the sacristan said 109 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:33,417 he had something special for you. 110 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:37,126 He asked me to come with a cart. 111 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:40,959 Well, what are you waiting for? Get over there at once! 112 00:08:47,209 --> 00:08:48,792 Mařenka! 113 00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:53,084 What's your goose doing here? 114 00:08:58,292 --> 00:09:01,126 Here's the receipt. Thirty kilos. 115 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:06,251 And now let's weigh sweet Hedwig. 116 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:13,959 Only forty-six kilos? So light? ls that even possible? 117 00:09:14,042 --> 00:09:15,292 Yes. 118 00:09:15,376 --> 00:09:19,292 Who shall we weigh next? Well, Bohouš, of course. 119 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:26,542 Those hands... Ah, those hands. 120 00:09:26,626 --> 00:09:29,209 You weigh one hundred and sixty-five kilograms. 121 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,376 What? 122 00:09:30,459 --> 00:09:33,167 One hundred and sixty-five and thirty grams. 123 00:09:33,251 --> 00:09:35,501 I found it, finally! 124 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,876 Now you weigh ninety-five! 125 00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:41,709 That's impossible. You're looking from the wrong angle. 126 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:47,459 These are from a cashier from Drážd'any. 127 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:49,751 He embezzled funds because of me. 128 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:52,001 G***t twenty years for it. 129 00:09:52,084 --> 00:09:56,626 And I only get one crown? You ought to be ashamed! 130 00:09:56,709 --> 00:10:00,334 If you looked from the right, it's five kilos less 131 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:04,251 and from the left five kilos more. 132 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:08,751 Look at it from the front. 133 00:10:09,626 --> 00:10:11,751 I'd like to carve you in limewood... 134 00:10:14,251 --> 00:10:17,667 ...and focus on this spot... 135 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,001 - Naughty... - Why? 136 00:10:20,084 --> 00:10:22,042 You know why! 137 00:10:24,251 --> 00:10:28,584 You probably won't believe me but I used to be a circus...