Columbo.S11E02.1992.No.Time.to.Die.720p.BluRay Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,622 Alex, darling, Andy and I are not the only people here. This is our moment. 2 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:28,360 You bet. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime moment. These moments are going to sell like hot cakes. 3 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,296 Good for you, my dear Melissa, and very good for me. 4 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:34,033 Uh, yeah, Alex, why don't you spread yourself around. 5 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:36,402 I 'd like some photos of my buddies for the scrapbook. 6 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:37,770 For the police archives? 7 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,939 OK, I 'll leave you in peace for a minute. Where's your best man? 8 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:45,110 Uh, Dennis. Probably with the second-most-beautiful girl in the place. 9 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:22,781 You know, Mrs. Hays, watching Andy and your daughter dance... 10 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,918 gets me to thinking about my own wedding reception. 11 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,221 It was in an Italian restaurant. 12 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:34,827 And we waltzed to the music of Vinny Scavelli and his Paesanos. 13 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:39,398 I held Mrs. Columbo in my arms... 14 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,569 and she was as light as a moonbeam. 15 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,438 Oh, how nice. 16 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:47,940 Did I meet her? 17 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:53,846 Uh, no, ma'**. She's not here. She had to go to Chicago to look after her mother. 18 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,048 She fell and broke her hip. 19 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,216 Your wife? 20 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:00,686 Uh, no, ma'**. Her mother. 21 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,422 Oh. Poor thing. 22 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:07,593 She was having fun at the time, ma'**, learning how to skateboard. 23 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:11,497 -Oh, how nice! -Excuse me, Lieutenant , Mrs. Hays. 24 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,766 Cindy, I 'd like you to meet Lieutenant Columbo, the groom's uncle. 25 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:19,238 Look this way. Very nice. Hey, Cindy. How are you feeling, Mrs. Hays? 26 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:22,774 Well, not too bad, thank you. Now, everybody, do sit down. 27 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:27,446 Alex, this is Lieutenant Columbo, Andy's uncle. 28 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,248 -How do you do? -And this is Alex. 29 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:33,285 He's the one who discovered Melissa. He made her famous. 30 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:37,389 I had that pleasure. Last summer. I was shooting a fashion layout in Malibu. 31 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:40,926 Melissa had just come down from Seattle and was on the beach with friends. 32 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:45,130 I thought she was stunning. I wound up taking more shots of her than the professional models. 33 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:50,035 When I showed the stuff to the head of the agency, that was it. She took off like a rocket. 34 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,604 -I never saw it happen so quickly. -Mrs. Hays. 35 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,607 I was just telling your husband what a great reception this is. 36 00:02:55,708 --> 00:03:00,412 Most of it was Melissa's planning. And of course Sheldon paid the bills. 37 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:05,250 Sure did. A few more dollars, we could've built another shopping mall in Seattle. 38 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:10,122 Come on, Cindy, let 's snap a few. Who knows? You may be my next great discovery. 39 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:14,593 Louise, my darling, it’s way past your bedtime. Remember what the doctor said. 40 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:16,962 That medication is a nuisance. 41 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,230 Yes, dear. 42 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,631 Come on. 43 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,907 Just going upstairs. 44 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:29,908 Are you all right , Mother? 45 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:35,280 I 'm fine, darling. Just a little tired. We'll talk in the morning, won't we? 46 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,349 We'll pop in before we leave. 47 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,156 Louise... sleep well. 48 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,792 Everything's been so lovely. 49 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,828 I 'm very proud of you both. 50 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,565 -Good night , my darlings. -Good night. 51 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,642 -You haven't danced all evening. -It’s been more fun watching you. 52 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:07,346 You' re not gonna get away with that! Come on! 53 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:09,681 Come on, let 's go! 54 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:13,552 -Oh Andy, you're a lucky son of a gun. -Don't I know it. 55 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,520 She's quite a gal. 56 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,191 I just had a thought. Where I come from, it’s customary... 57 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,693 for the buddies of the groom to kidnap the bride on her wedding night. 58 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:24,630 -Sergeant , what do you think? -Is that so? 59 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:27,165 It’s a hoot. Andy, you better keep an eye on her. 60 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,968 Now, don't you try anything unless you want a broken neck. 61 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:30,902 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 62 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:34,906 I 'm gonna go talk to a couple of the other guys. Plus I gotta keep'em away from my girl. 63 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,113 You don't think that joke would get up to anything, do you? 64 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,814 He was just kidding. 65 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,852 -But I'll keep an eye on him anyway. -Do that. 66 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:49,988 Get a load of Fred Astaire. 67 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,430 Hey, where did you learn this stuff? 68 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,499 Mrs. Columbo taught me. 69 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:06,738 She loves to dance. It’s about the only exercise I get. It wears me out. 70 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,207 Well, go, baby, go! 71 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:33,598 I faithfully promised the newlyweds they'd be out of here by 11 . 72 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:37,169 They' re leaving first thing in the morning for a place where even the tabloids... 73 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,938 won't discover'em for a couple of weeks, we hope. 74 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,042 Melissa, my dear, your mother's upstairs resting. 75 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:48,313 But we both want you to know that we are full of joy and pride... 76 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,048 for our beautiful daughter... 77 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,518 for this fine young man, Andy, whom we welcome into the family. 78 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:59,424 Continued happiness to you both. May you prosper and multiply. 79 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:03,061 -That last is a request for a grandchild. -Hear! Hear! 80 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,533 I think we should have a word from the groom's uncle. 81 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:11,269 Ladies and gentlemen, Lieutenant Columbo. 82 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:22,080 Now, Andy, if my sister Mary and your father Dan were still with us... 83 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:25,884 I know that they would be just as delighted with Melissa as I **. 84 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:29,454 She's... well, she's just special. 85 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:33,325 And, come to think of it , she's not a bad dancer either. 86 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:39,431 Mr. Hays, you and Mrs. Hays aren't losing a daughter, you're gaining a police force. 87 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:40,599 Yeah! 88 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:47,005 Andy, Melissa, health and happiness to you always. 89 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:54,479 Thank you. We love you all. 90 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:37,289 Hold it. 91 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,359 Great. Andy, do me a favor. 92 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,262 One picture I don't have. For old times' sake, me and Melissa. 93 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,964 It 'd be my pleasure. 94 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:47,799 -Is it , uh... ? -It’s all ready. 95 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,208 -Thank you. For everything. -You' re welcome. 96 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,043 And one for me. 97 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,717 Bye-bye! 98 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,838 Gosh, you're beautiful. 99 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,676 -Why does this feel so strange? -I know! It does, doesn't it? 100 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:38,917 Mrs. Parma. 101 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:49,227 -We're like a couple of moonstruck kids. -Yeah. 102 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,764 -Go take a shower. -Oh...! 103 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,766 Let me get out of this. 104 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,003 Oh. Yes. 105 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,738 Please. 106 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:01,873 Right away, ma'**. 107 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,561 I 'm all yours, Mrs. Parma. 108 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,530 Melissa? 109 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,734 Liss? 110 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,533 Mulrooney. That joker. I'll kill him. 111 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,312 -Bar here. -Is there a Detective Dennis Mulrooney there? 112 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,615 Anyone by the name of Dennis Mulrooney? 113 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,618 Yeah, that’s me. Excuse me. 114 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,393 -Yeah? -Dennis. 115 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:37,796 -Hey, Andy. -Where's Melissa? You took her, didn't you? 116 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:42,534 Whoa, take it easy, buddy. Not guilty. I was just joshing about the kidnapping. 117 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,904 -I g***t more important business on my mind. -She's not here. Where is she? 118 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,306 Maybe she forgot something, came down to pick it up... 119 00:11:48,407 -->...