Columbo.S11E03.1992.A.Bird.in.the.Hand....720p.BluRay Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:07,699 Come on. 2 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,035 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 3 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,043 Thanks. 4 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,245 Thirty-four red. 5 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,252 Let's get ready. 6 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,388 Okay, baby. 7 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,857 Come on, come on, come on. 8 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,259 See that seven, okay. Let's see that seven. 9 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,364 - Craps. Snake eyes. - Oh. 10 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,423 Sir. 11 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,037 I'm in. What have you g***t? 12 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,146 Mr. Hacker! What brings you down to Vegas? 13 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:28,714 Game on tonight? 14 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,150 Friend of mine said he spotted... 15 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,019 a guy here. 16 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,054 Guy? Well, maybe I can help. 17 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,027 What the hell? Where'd he go? 18 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,229 The gentleman sitting there, he'll be back in a minute, sir. 19 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,797 Forgot to make a phone call. 20 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,733 I'm keeping an eye on his winnings for him. 21 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,868 Is it McCain that you're looking for? Harold McCain? 22 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,838 Sir, I don't think you should... 23 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:58,777 His winnings? 24 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,497 How much did he owe you? 25 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,899 None of your d***n business. 26 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,435 But I'll bet you people give him credit , too. 27 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,271 Well, it's courtesy of the house, maybe, considering who he is. 28 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,574 - Come on! - All right. 29 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,377 But I know he's given the boss some solid tips about some football games. 30 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:34,146 I mean, his uncle being who he is, 31 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,349 anyone that close to the horse's mouth, to Big Fred himself. 32 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,557 Slow down, you dumb blasted... 33 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,195 Well, wouldn't you know. 34 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,697 Uncle Fred. 35 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,499 Hey, Uncle Fred! Hey! 36 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:56,568 Fred! 37 00:03:57,637 --> 00:04:00,505 Hey, what the hell's the matter with you, huh? What , are you going deaf? 38 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,910 Can't you even jog where there's sidewalks? 39 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,847 - Hey, will you turn those... - Get your hands off, I can hear you! 40 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:09,848 All right! 41 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:13,318 Well, what brings you back? They throw you out of Tijuana? 42 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,354 No horses running at Caliente? 43 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,156 Or did you get bit in the dogfights in Arizona? 44 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,391 Take it easy, will ya? 45 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:23,262 Well, where have you been? Dolores has been worried, I don't know why. 46 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,062 San Francisco. 47 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:27,366 Public relations firm up there I may go to work for. 48 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,800 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 49 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:31,603 Why didn't you just stay up there? Go get 'em. 50 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,872 Stay after something for once in your life? 51 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,008 So, I came back to get my laundry, okay? 52 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,676 Pick up my mail at my shack. 53 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,145 Maybe see the game this afternoon? Any objection? 54 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:43,348 Harold, you're not in trouble again. Because if you are, 55 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,317 you can d***n well put the b***e on somebody else! 56 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:48,053 For God's sake! Give me a little credit , will ya? 57 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:52,658 All right , you can stick around a while, a couple of days if you have to. 58 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,126 Just so long as you understand, 59 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:57,195 nothing has changed here, including my mind. 60 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,264 So, you're still sore at me, huh? 61 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,466 What , so we had a... So, we fought a little bit last week. 62 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:04,436 You better get your heap out of here before somebody creams it. 63 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:08,307 Come on, I'll give you a ride. Come on. Uncle Fred! 64 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,866 Wake up the echoes cheering her name 65 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:11,503 Send a volley cheer on high... 66 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,538 Harold! 67 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:17,409 Hey, I see Big Fred finally g***t his baby carriage. 68 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,745 Oh, Harold, I 've been so worried about you... 69 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:23,882 Lousy license, though. Stallions number one. 70 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,551 They' re 0-6! Doesn't he know there's fans out there... 71 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,553 that would shoot at a plate like that? 72 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:32,591 Oh, he'd just think it was funny, or shoot back maybe. 73 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,393 It's all part of the game. 74 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:38,697 Harold, those people that you're in trouble with... 75 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,699 - You don't think that they... - Hey, I don't know what they'd do. 76 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,634 And I don't intend to find out. 77 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,571 Oh, my poor baby. Drink some orange juice. 78 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,945 That's a little strong for me. 79 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:57,015 Hey, you. Watch it. 80 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,584 The gardener's here already. Didn't you notice? 81 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,387 Fernando is not just a gardener. 82 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,924 But he is starting to prune the back hedge today. 83 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,427 The one way back. 84 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,963 And there's no one else in the house. 85 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,068 Fred's probably in the shower by now. 86 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,103 Hey, look. 87 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:22,240 Yeah, I talked to Fred already, Dolores. He hasn't changed his mind, has he? 88 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,544 About throwing me out or cutting me off any way he can. 89 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:30,348 Well, unless you can persuade him that you've given up gambling... 90 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,550 and your other little vices. 91 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,785 He wasn't always so d***n pure. 92 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,123 He didn't always own a football team, Harold. 93 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:42,461 He really can't let people think that he's even remotely mixed up in... 94 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:46,097 Yeah, well, I will quit. I told you, okay? Just as soon as I catch up, okay? 95 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,866 And I might have, too, if it wasn't... 96 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,336 God! It stinks! Just forget it. 97 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,140 How much did you round up for me? 98 00:07:56,509 --> 00:08:00,312 I'm afraid $20,000 is all I can manage without Fred finding out. 99 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:03,381 But my pink pearls... 100 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,884 He never notices whether I wear them or not. 101 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,386 - He never notices anything anymore. - No, Dolores. 102 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,423 I g***t a couple better ideas. 103 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:17,329 Oh, Harold, promise me that you won't do anything desperate. 104 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,032 Oh, but I might. 105 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,915 There! You see that? That's a late hit. 106 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,416 Bertie, get me the replay guy! 107 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,685 - They won't take calls in the replay... - They'll take mine, d***n it! 108 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,287 Here, Honey, hit me again, will ya? 109 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:43,522 Sure will, honey. 110 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:47,125 Haven't done well against the Elks' defensive secondary. 111 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,529 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Is that the Stallions kicking team? 112 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,063 Hey, look, we're going to kick! 113 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,900 On third down? Get me the bench! 114 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:55,767 I'm already trying. 115 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,369 Tell 'em to pass! Pass! 116 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,970 You can't pass without a quarterback. 117 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,239 Why didn't you buy me a better backup? 118 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,008 We're only down by 12, Uncle Fred. 119 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,410 We're 18-point underdogs. We're beating the spread. 120 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,578 That's something. 121 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,482 Yeah. Well, spreads are for losers like you, kid. Me, I like to win. 122 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:14,152 Back to pass on first down. And he has ground open in the end zone! 123 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,487 Touchdown! 124 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,857 I think that may be all for the Stallions this afternoon, Don. 125 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:23,762 If Garcia's extra point is good, that 'll put the Stallions down by 19. 126 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,497 This looks like a wrap, Don. 127 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,032 I think you're right, Chris. 128 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,902 Wait...