Beaux-parents.2019.FRENCH.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,280 What a huge a***s. 4 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,440 I bet it's comfortable once you're inside. 5 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,240 Slippers are too but you don't go out in them. 6 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,360 Who cares what it looks like? 7 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,960 Anyhow, it's too small. 8 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,600 It's a motorhome, not an aircraft carrier. 9 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,160 They're always kind of cramped, right? 10 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,440 Like there's no basement or balcony. 11 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,240 Very funny. 12 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,480 - I like this one. - No, you don't. 13 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,800 Yes, I do. 14 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,960 No, you don't. 15 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,520 You're right. 16 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,240 Too small. 17 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,040 That's funny, a minute ago you loved it. 18 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,800 A minute changes a life! 19 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,640 Nine months too. 20 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:31,200 - You know what he's talking about? - Subtleties are lost on me. 21 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,560 This one looks nice, it's bigger. 22 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,800 We don't have all morning, I need to start lunch. 23 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:41,760 MY OUT-LAWS 24 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,880 Here we go. 25 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,280 Did anyone make mayonnaise? 26 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,800 You're not allowed to eat eggs! 27 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,720 How about an omelet too? 28 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,400 That's it, cholesterol! 29 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,560 It's absurd, you can have chicken. 30 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,800 And what's that initially? An egg. 31 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,040 I drink to this implacable logic. 32 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,840 Cheers! 33 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,120 To family! 34 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,880 Which has room to grow! 35 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,680 Oh no, not that again. 36 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,480 Yes, but it's very subtle. 37 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,600 No, it's not. 38 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,760 I'm not joking. I want brats, burps, and sleepsuits. 39 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,040 You've been together 5 years. 40 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,960 Mom is right, sweetie. 41 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,440 Harold's not a b***d like your ex. 42 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,040 - No double life, right? - Or hidden family? 43 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,240 If I do, it's well-hidden! 44 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,880 - My little orphan? - Yep. 45 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,440 He has no parents, but he has us. 46 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,960 I have your drill. Latest model, multiple bits. 47 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,560 - One's enough, Mom. - How do you know? 48 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,280 Don't get her started. 49 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,800 It's just to put up wall shelves. 50 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:41,680 A wall? 51 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,800 Here we go. 52 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,200 Wood, plaster, stone? 53 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,640 Perpend, brick, cement? 54 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,640 It's not the same thing, s***t! 55 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,520 Stop! 56 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,160 I need to talk to you. 57 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,160 I can't run the whole company alone anymore. 58 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:55,760 I bet. 59 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,440 I need a sales director. 60 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,080 - Hire Lopez. - Nope. 61 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,640 Nope. 62 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,320 Yep. 63 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,720 Yes! 64 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,400 Thank you, Hervé. I'm so happy you trust me. 65 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,720 You're my bud! 66 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,280 How will Lopez react? 67 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,760 Badly. Forget it, he hates you anyhow. 68 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,240 Focus on your new deal instead. 69 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,520 You'll brief me in the train tomorrow. 70 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,440 I won't be there tomorrow. 71 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,560 No way. 72 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,800 You'll be with Coralie, Chloé and Lopez. 73 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,680 I was counting on you. 74 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,320 Young lady? 75 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:33,560 You have anything against athletes? Physically speaking, I mean. 76 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,720 Hey, jokes aside. Why aren't you coming? 77 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,120 An "old" acquaintance showed up. 78 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,960 So to speak. She just turned 22. 79 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,480 - Look at this. - I don't want to know. 80 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,520 Come on, take a look. 81 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,360 It's nothing dirty. Look at this! 82 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,800 Get out of here! I don't want to see it. 83 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,840 C'mon! Don't tell me you find her unattractive? 84 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,880 Kind of hard to say. You can't see her eyes or smile. 85 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,640 It makes me super uncomfortable with Chloé. 86 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,400 I thought you two were good. 87 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,560 We are. What's the relation? 88 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,000 Oh yeah? You're sick. Everything's great with your wife 89 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,120 and you show me naked mistresses. 90 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,160 G***t a problem, guys? 91 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,360 - There's no problem. - Yes, there is. 92 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,960 There's no problem. Let's go, who gives a s***t? 93 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,160 You can't get upset each time. 94 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,320 I won't let punks make fun of me! 95 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,080 You do speed walking. 96 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,160 Speed walking! It's like if I did slow racing. 97 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,280 You'll run everything? 98 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,520 - Yep. - Wow, that's fab. 99 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,480 Hang on. You'll be all alone in Paris with Chloé? 100 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,760 Uh, yes. 101 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,840 And Lopez and Coralie... 102 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,960 And the beautiful Chloé. 103 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,480 There's something I want to do with you. 104 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,840 Go on, tell me. 105 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,680 Tell me. 106 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,840 Have a baby. 107 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,200 Hey, Chloé, you don't have enough! 108 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,560 - No, I'll be drunk. - You can have one more. 109 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,120 Just a little. 110 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,520 That's good! 111 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,120 That's a bowlful! 112 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,040 I drink to this contract. 113 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,000 He forget to say: as the new sales director! 114 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,040 I drink to this contract that we landed together. 115 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,200 - Hey, cheers! - Bravo. 116 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,040 Ladies. 117 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,320 Drink! Drink! Drink! 118 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,240 And then you accelerate. 119 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,280 You can do 25 miles like this. 120 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,320 It's all in the hips. 121 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,800 I read lots of psychology books. 122 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,200 Yeah, I'm a guy who's interested in people. 123 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,760 I'm into altruism. 124 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,520 - Me too! - Yeah, it's great. 125 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,240 It's graceful. 126 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,840 I know what you're thinking. It looks silly? 127 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,600 My wife thinks it's s***y. 128 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,440 Oh really? Are you sure? 129 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,440 I feel like he doesn't see me anymore. 130 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,160 Who knows, maybe it's my fault? 131 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,960 If you want to reconquer someone who's drifting, 132 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,280 you need to make them jealous. 133 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,800 Yeah, you're right. 134 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,080 Want to make him jealous together? 135 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,840 My room's next to yours. 136 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,920 What? 137 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,600 We're leaving. 138 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,520 I think you've had enough. 139 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,560 No, I'm good. Shots do nothing to me. 140 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,160 Watch this. 141 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,760 Ole! 142 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,240 - I can walk alone. - Quiet! 143 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,560 - Why? - Because. 144 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,800 This is Paris! 145 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,600 You'll feel better tomorrow. Good night. 146 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,280 C'mon, don't go! 147 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,360 Come on! 148 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,440 Once last drink, Harold! 149 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,960 I'm going to bed. 150 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,680 Good night. 151 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,280 Harold! 152 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,920 You're no fun. 153 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,080 Harold! 154 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,720 Looking for tiny tenant for 9-month lease! 155 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,800 Chloé, it's super late. 156 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,640 - I know, but wait. - To bed! 157 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,720 You've had too much to drink. 158 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,040 Stop it, Harold! 159 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,960 You said I was still desirable? 160 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,280 - Of course... - Wait! 161 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,440 Like, would you sleep with me? 162...