TripTank s02e09 Mr Winchester Goes to Washington.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,599 ? 12-year-old Lawyer ? [Music] 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,599 ? His father was framed by the mob for a crime ? 3 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,958 ? That he didn't commit and now he's doing hard time ? 4 00:00:15,993 --> 00:00:18,940 ? And they can't afford a lawyer 'cause they don't have a dime ? 5 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:21,599 ? 12-year-old Lawyer ? 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,599 ? He put himself through law school ? 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,191 ? And studied the clues and he held his father's hand ? 8 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,626 ? And said, "We're not gonna lose" ? 9 00:00:26,661 --> 00:00:28,314 ? And he stood before the jury and said... ? 10 00:00:28,349 --> 00:00:29,818 [bangs gavel] Order! You have to be at least 11 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,661 18 years old to be a lawyer. 12 00:00:31,696 --> 00:00:33,600 - No! - Daddy! 13 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,681 2x09 - Mr. Winchester Goes to Washington 14 00:00:36,717 --> 00:00:40,039 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 15 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,849 And right around the corner, fudge is made. 16 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:43,849 Dang man, sounds like that neighborhood 17 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:46,849 - is chock-full of good places to eat. - [laughs] Yeah, all the kids 18 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:50,297 - are talking about it. - Tell me more about this artisan lemonade stand. 19 00:00:50,332 --> 00:00:52,964 [glass shatters] [eagle shrieks] Ah! There's a bird in the building! 20 00:00:52,999 --> 00:00:53,849 Kill it! Kill it! 21 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:56,849 No way, man! You don't kill a bald eagle. 22 00:00:56,850 --> 00:01:00,849 You salute 'em. They're as American as karate chops and William Shatner. 23 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:02,349 Boys, no! This is a Congressional Carrier Eagle, 24 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:05,849 he must have a message for... Ah, yes. 25 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:09,849 It's an urgent communiqu� from the United States government. 26 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:10,849 We've been summoned to appear in Washington D.C. 27 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:11,849 before the House Subcommittee on Decency 28 00:01:11,850 --> 00:01:14,849 and Special-Class Short-format Late-Night Cable Animation. 29 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,603 You know what this means, don't you? 30 00:01:16,638 --> 00:01:20,059 All: Road trip! [rock music] 31 00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:21,849 Oop, forgot my wallet! 32 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,849 ? Ah-ah, doo-doo-doo ? 33 00:01:27,850 --> 00:01:29,849 Ah, man. The car broke down. 34 00:01:29,850 --> 00:01:34,251 That's okay, we'll fly the rest of the way. [motor running] 35 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,679 ? Doo-doo-doo ? 36 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,679 All: Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo 37 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,679 [bangs gavel] Order, this hearing will come to order. 38 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,679 Will you idiots stop singing that ridiculous 39 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,679 Third Eye Blind sound-alike? 40 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,679 Uh, sorry, you know, we were on a road trip... 41 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,679 Yes, yes, we're all aware of what that song means. 42 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,679 Now, if the three of you are finished playing grab-a***s, 43 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,572 we can get down to the business of shutting down Trip Tank. 44 00:01:56,179 --> 00:01:57,726 [ragtime music] 45 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:01,005 _ 46 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:01,478 Uh, excuse me. Are you the beachside 47 00:02:01,614 --> 00:02:04,815 - yoga instructor? - What? 48 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,116 Uh, yeah, I'm supposed to pay 49 00:02:06,202 --> 00:02:09,403 some guy $100 for a personal yoga session? 50 00:02:09,488 --> 00:02:12,323 Yeah, $100, yeah, that's right, that's me. 51 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:15,993 - Oh, great, so, um... - $100 cash, right? 52 00:02:16,128 --> 00:02:17,494 Uh, yeah. 53 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:18,329 [groans] We're gonna ease you in 54 00:02:18,464 --> 00:02:22,166 with a little shoulder stretch. There you go. 55 00:02:22,301 --> 00:02:25,502 - Ah! That hurts! - Yes, yes, it hurts. 56 00:02:25,638 --> 00:02:28,505 We store a lot of emotion in our hips. 57 00:02:28,591 --> 00:02:30,057 This is beautiful. [continues whimpering] 58 00:02:30,176 --> 00:02:33,093 Man: Oh, look, that must be that yoga fad 59 00:02:33,179 --> 00:02:34,933 we've heard so much about. It looks fun. 60 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,751 Stay away from this guy! He's a fraud! He st... 61 00:02:37,786 --> 00:02:40,150 You shut your [bleep] mouth or I'll break your neck 62 00:02:40,236 --> 00:02:42,686 right here in front of all these fancy people. [muffled screams] 63 00:02:42,772 --> 00:02:46,190 And by the way, I can feel your semi. 64 00:02:46,325 --> 00:02:49,026 [electric echoes] 65 00:02:49,161 --> 00:02:52,029 [rock guitar music] 66 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:58,702 [groans] [cracks] 67 00:02:58,838 --> 00:03:01,060 [gasps] [chuckles] 68 00:03:01,121 --> 00:03:02,925 [heavenly choir] Ah ah 69 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:05,959 [people gasp] What? 70 00:03:06,045 --> 00:03:07,961 [people cheering] Whoa, nice! 71 00:03:08,047 --> 00:03:10,214 Flip this, bitch! 72 00:03:10,349 --> 00:03:13,384 ['80s rock music] 73 00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:15,686 Golly gee, it's a [bleep] Flip Off! 74 00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:21,678 - [chuckles] Yeah! - What? [all gasp] 75 00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:26,864 [dentist drill] [indistinct chatter] 76 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:29,191 Bro, you g***t served, bitch! [crowd gasps] 77 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:33,287 - Careful! - Cool! 78 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:35,739 [seals bark] [fireworks explode] 79 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,374 Aah! 80 00:03:37,476 --> 00:03:38,492 [breathes heavily] 81 00:03:38,577 --> 00:03:41,245 [bear growls] [breathes heavily] 82 00:03:46,786 --> 00:03:48,369 I feel so alive! 83 00:03:48,404 --> 00:03:51,046 Raaah!! [both continue screaming] 84 00:03:53,175 --> 00:03:54,558 Ow, ow! 85 00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:55,759 [both grunt] 86 00:03:58,147 --> 00:03:59,346 [both breathe heavily] 87 00:03:59,432 --> 00:04:01,265 All right, you made the down payment, Anau. 88 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,686 - It's time to close the deal. - No, I won't do it. 89 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:07,171 [whimpers] 90 00:04:07,273 --> 00:04:08,338 Congratulations. 91 00:04:08,441 --> 00:04:12,409 You have been chosen to join an elite society 92 00:04:12,511 --> 00:04:13,944 of promotional street warriors. 93 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:17,114 - Let's [bleep] do this! - No, no, not you. 94 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:21,618 You fought like a little bitch. He is the chosen one. 95 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,872 Take my sleeve, and we will rise 96 00:04:24,957 --> 00:04:27,409 to enter the Hall of Marketing Guardians. 97 00:04:27,444 --> 00:04:29,460 Fine, blow away with Blowbie-Wan Can-Blow-Me! 98 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:30,928 You two make a perfect pair. 99 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:33,797 He looks like a giant rubber and you're a d***k! 100 00:04:33,883 --> 00:04:35,382 I'm going to heaven. 101 00:04:35,468 --> 00:04:39,495 Bye, Carl, enjoy [bleep] hell, bitch! 102 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:40,888 Arrrhh! 103 00:04:42,308 --> 00:04:44,224 [squeaks] Oh, s***t, this isn't good. 104 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,526 [screams] 105 00:04:45,644 --> 00:04:47,144 [grunts] Well, look who's back. 106 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,146 - Little Sir [bleep]-face. - I hate you. 107 00:04:49,281 --> 00:04:52,149 You fools! Prepare yourself for the coming wrath! 108 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:53,817 An eternity of suffering! 109 00:04:53,953 --> 00:04:57,181 With high mortgage rates with 0 to no chance of fixed... 110 00:04:58,374 --> 00:05:00,207 Ah, don't feel bad. We'll get you a balloon. 111 00:05:00,326 --> 00:05:02,209 Shut-up. Shut the [bleep] up. 112 00:05:02,328 --> 00:05:05,212 [techno music] 113 00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:11,084 Announcer: Prepare yourselves, space travelers, 114 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,170 for the most awesome-tastic, fun-dorable adventure 115 00:05:13,255 --> 00:05:15,672 of a lifetime, with your pal... 116 00:05:15,808 --> 00:05:19,176 Me! I'm Ricky the Rocketship! 117 00:05:19,311 --> 00:05:20,477 [vrooom] 118 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:25,265 [man screaming] No! We're all gonna die! 119 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:27,351 Not if I can help it! 120 00:05:27,486 --> 00:05:28,769 [all cheering] We're all saved! 121 00:05:28,854 --> 00:05:30,021 We're not dead! 122 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,605 Everyone, come inside me! 123 00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:34,191 - Ew. - Women and children first! 124 00:05:34,276 --> 00:05:36,180 [children giggle] Seriously, no women? 125 00:05:37,246 --> 00:05:39,079 Ricky has to go back to using Tinder. 126 00:05:39,198 --> 00:05:44,868 - Yay! We're not dead! - Now to rescue those moms and dads. 127 00:05:44,954 --> 00:05:46,670 [all screaming] 128 00:05:46,755 --> 00:05:47,788 Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap! 129 00:05:47,873 --> 00:05:49,673 Is it bad? 130 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:52,342 [screams] 131 00:05:52,428 --> 00:05:55,095 So, it's bad, right? 132 00:05:55,214 --> 00:05:58,749 Uh, Ricky, where's Mommy? 133 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:01,652 Yeah, so, uh, everyone's parents flew away. 134 00:06:01,754 --> 00:06:04,187...