Skylar Snow, Payton Preslee - Swag And Swap - MomSwap Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:16,640 Oh, my stomach. 2 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,500 Hi, 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,740 Stepson. Hi, boys. 4 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,000 Hey, Stepson. 5 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,800 How are you feeling? 6 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:28,220 Oh, my stomach hurts. 7 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:33,300 Still? Well, do you think you'll be better enough to go back to school this 8 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,360 week? No. 9 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,020 No way. 10 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:40,160 Really? Because you've already missed, like, an entire week of school. I think 11 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,160 it's time to go back. 12 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,420 Yeah. 13 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:45,280 Well, how about you have some tea? 14 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,840 It might make you feel better. 15 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,340 It might make my stomach hurt more. No way, I'll throw that up. 16 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,440 Okay. Okay. 17 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:55,940 You want to just go talk in the kitchen? 18 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,700 Yeah, yeah, you boys sit here and feel better, okay? 19 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,380 Maybe more. 20 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,820 You're the best of all. 21 00:01:09,710 --> 00:01:11,470 I can't believe that's so sick, huh? 22 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:15,510 Yeah, right? They've been sick for a really long time, and they're, like, not 23 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,510 getting any better. 24 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:19,850 And how weird is it that they're sick at the same time? 25 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,050 Yeah, that's bizarre, right? 26 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:26,110 Something is off. Yeah, something's definitely going on. Something's fishy. 27 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:27,750 Oh, 28 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:30,350 it's the school calling. 29 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,550 Oh, s***t. 30 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:32,950 I'm going to put on speaker. Yeah. 31 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:37,830 Hello? Hello, this is Principal Fincher Good from the... 32 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,330 from Innocent High. 33 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,010 Hi. Hello. 34 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,270 ** I speaking with Ms. Snow and Ms. President? 35 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:50,550 Yes. Yes. Yes. We both noticed both your sons have been absent since the 36 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:51,550 incident. 37 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:53,390 Wait. Which incident? 38 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:55,790 Yeah, what incident are you referring to? 39 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:59,190 Yeah, there was an incident that happened about a week ago. They had some 40 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:01,670 of verbal application with a couple of girls. 41 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,230 Wait. Wait. 42 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:06,690 They g***t in a fight with girls? 43 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:18,000 We had no idea about it. No, we didn't know. We were not aware. 44 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,080 Yeah, everything is fine. 45 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,920 Yes, 46 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:33,580 they'll be ready to go tomorrow. 47 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:35,680 Absolutely. First thing in the morning. 48 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,990 Okay. You're okay here. 49 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:39,550 Thank you for letting us know. 50 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:40,569 Yes, thank you. 51 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:42,090 Absolutely. Bye -bye. 52 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,270 Oh. What? 53 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:47,930 Can you believe that? 54 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:53,390 So, they're getting beat up by a bunch of girls? That's cool. 55 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:55,190 That's so insane. 56 00:02:55,570 --> 00:03:00,090 Oh my god, I can't believe it. What little pussies. Right? Kind of 57 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:03,070 Well, I think we need to go back in there and punish them. 58 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:04,930 Punish them? Yeah. 59 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:08,250 Look, why don't we just, like, teach them a lesson? 60 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:10,950 Teach them a lesson? 61 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,290 Yeah. 62 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,670 Okay. 63 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:15,090 I have something in mind. 64 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:18,730 All right. You want to go back over there? Yeah. We'll talk some more. 65 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,490 Let's do it. 66 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,790 So, guess what? 67 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:28,050 Guess who we were just on the phone with? 68 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,030 The president? 69 00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:32,510 The principal of your goddamn school. 70 00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:33,850 Mm -hmm. 71 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:40,220 he told us that you g***t in a little verbal altercation. Is that true? 72 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,560 Maybe. You want to tell her, bro? 73 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,800 So you're not actually sick, are you? 74 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,900 Look at that. 75 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:55,020 Too bad. Are you going to tell us what actually happened? 76 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:02,120 Look, we just have so much hard time talking to other girls and... 77 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,800 The other guys call us pussies for it, man. We just don't know how to make any 78 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,779 first moves. 79 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,060 And, you know, it's embarrassing. 80 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:18,339 Well, you know, you have to have some, like, confidence. You have to look 81 00:04:18,339 --> 00:04:22,680 confident. You guys should know how to do that. Come on. Confident in these 82 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,200 uniforms? Come on. 83 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:25,940 Hold on. 84 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,780 The real reason those girls... 85 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:33,810 teasing you and bullying you and making fun of you is probably because they have 86 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,250 a little crush on you. Yeah. 87 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:40,550 And that's just how they're showing it. Kind of weird, but... So what you need 88 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:46,850 to do is learn some confidence and some swagger and get a little tough so you 89 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,630 can put these little sluts in their place. 90 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:52,690 Exactly. And they're going to want you guys really bad. 91 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:56,390 Yeah. But how are we supposed to do that? 92 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:05,970 you guys how to be a little bit more confident and make the girls like you 93 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:12,690 instead of bully you so it's all about the way you carry yourself you know you 94 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:19,670 have to stand up straight chest out it's gonna make you look so confident like 95 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:26,330 a real man yeah good and then you want to take your left hand and cuff your 96 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,850 balls to adjust them a little bit 97 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,519 Like balls? 98 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,500 I don't think we want to touch our junk in front of girls. 99 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:37,240 Look, it's going to be really hot for them. They're going to love it. Girls 100 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,240 into that. 101 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,600 Trust us. She knows what she's talking about. 102 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:44,720 Girls think about your c***k way more than you're thinking about p***y. Trust 103 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,560 Yeah, it's really hot for them. 104 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,340 Yeah, go underneath and cup it. 105 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:54,000 Not too much. Just a little. 106 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,580 For sure. 107 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:58,420 Okay, and then you've g***t to have confidence. You know, you have to have a 108 00:05:58,420 --> 00:05:59,420 walk. 109 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,260 Yeah, practice a walk. 110 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,220 Not for you. With confidence. Come on. How would you walk? 111 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,560 Yes. 112 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:07,560 How would you look up to a girl? 113 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,100 I don't know what to do. 114 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,440 No, no. Be confident. 115 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,540 That's not how you're going to do it. Walk. Yes, walk. You show it. 116 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,140 No, no. More swag. More rhythm. 117 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,620 You've g***t to put it more relaxed. 118 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:24,100 Yeah. Okay, that's better. That's better. We're getting there. 119 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,580 So like, do you need 90s movies? 120 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,280 Just do it. 121 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:33,420 Getting there. A little better. 122 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:37,040 I think you guys need more practice, but you're getting there. Keep practicing. 123 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,400 Yeah, you'll get your practice. 124 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,860 In real life, hopefully soon. 125 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:44,400 Right. Because you want to be able to talk to girls, right? You want to be 126 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,220 to pick them up and ask them out on a date without getting too excited or too 127 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,220 nervous, right? 128 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,180 Yeah. So practice like you're going to walk up to a girl and you're going to 129 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,180 her out. 130 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,650 You know, do you want to show us? 131 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,570 Me too. 132 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,750 How was that? 133 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,610 You're getting better. You're getting better. 134 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:10,810 Because, you know, ultimately all of this, you want to be acting cool and 135 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:13,490 confident because you want to get in their pants, right? 136 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:14,810 Yeah. 137 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,030 Yeah. 138 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:17,830 That's the point. 139 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:22,550 So once you've g***t this cool, this confident, this swag down. 140...