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1 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,149 [ thunder crashing ] 2 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,813 [ music playing ] 3 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,070 [ woman speaking Russian ] 4 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,395 [ moo ] 5 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,592 [ crowd murmuring ] 6 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,014 [ sizzling ] 7 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,947 [ thunder crashing ] 8 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,503 [ car horns honking ] 9 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,672 [ music playing ] 10 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,892 ANNOUNCΕR: Belarus. Rated R. 11 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,690 [ screams ] 12 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,526 Coming soon to a theater near you. 13 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:09,873 WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, 14 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:13,418 the second half of our show will begin in just a couple of minutes. 15 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,087 Please return to your seats. 16 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,218 [ Pavel speaking Russian ] 17 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,856 Ηey, Misha. 18 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,150 l didn't think anybody was actually gonna show up. 19 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,444 l'm sorry. Do-- Do we know each other? 20 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,532 Yes, but you don't remember. 21 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,410 l'm, uh--l'm Abby Gibbons, Bob's niece. 22 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,080 Right. Yeah. 23 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:54,126 You, uh, you came to visit him about seven years ago. 24 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,795 Such a cute little girl you were then. 25 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,922 Thanks. 26 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,632 Actually it was nine years ago, 27 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,593 and, uh, l remember you very well. 28 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:06,054 You been in Moscow long? 29 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:07,055 About a year. 30 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,225 Oh. Bob never mentioned it. 31 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:13,854 Yeah, well, that's my secretive uncle. 32 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:17,107 [ microphone feedback ] 33 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,859 WOMAN: And the winner is... 34 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,070 creative director Mikhail Galkin. 35 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,281 [ cheering ] 36 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:29,161 Still one of the leaders in the marketing of movies. 37 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,079 Aha. 38 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:32,748 l have just seen the founder 39 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,292 and president of Best Solution, 40 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,045 pioneer of the Russian advertising industry, 41 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,379 Bob Gibbons! 42 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:52,976 BOB: Thank you. 43 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,854 What are you doing? Misha? Come on, get over here. 44 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,941 Bob, what's happened? Why are you back already? 45 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,068 We hit a snag. 46 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:03,487 You won't be making partner today. 47 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:04,946 l'm sorry, Mish. 48 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,706 There you are. 49 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,293 MlSΗA: Let's face it, Bob. 50 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,965 For you, this agency is just a cover, 51 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:27,594 and your people are never going to let me be a partner in it. 52 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,515 All right, l g***t it. 53 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,020 So, what are you suggesting here? 54 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,523 MlSHA: Very simple. lf l can't be a partner, 55 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:42,818 then l at least want to be making the same money off it that you are. 56 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:45,779 [ cellphone vibrates ] 57 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,698 Yeah. Yes. 58 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,787 Where are you? Abby? 59 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:58,375 Why won't you ever listen to one thing l ask you to do? 60 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,419 l will call you later. [ sighs ] 61 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,047 Goddamn girl's going to be the death of me. 62 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,632 She won't listen to her--her parents! 63 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,052 Took a semester off to do some sort of internship here, 64 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,054 and now she--she won't leave! 65 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,522 Oh, Christ. 66 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,233 1 0-f***g-1 5, and the sun's just starting to set. 67 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:27,821 l--l will never understand this crazy country. 68 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,949 Oh, one more thing. 69 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,951 [ chuckles ] 70 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,078 Uh... 71 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:38,415 l saw howAbby's g***t her eye on you, so... 72 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,668 she's young and--and stupid. 73 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,753 Please... 74 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,300 stay away from her. 75 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,769 [ seabirds calling ] 76 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,366 FΕMALΕ NARRATOR: This is Joseph Pascal, 77 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:17,579 the world's leading specialist on marketing. 78 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:21,875 PASCAL: Ah. Bravo. 79 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,836 NARRATOR: Today, the biggest fast-food chains were reeling 80 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,339 from a record decline in profits. 81 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:31,551 Their representatives had assembled before this guru of marketing 82 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,554 with the hope that he could make a miracle. 83 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:38,308 l want to talk to you today... 84 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,977 about love. 85 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,730 See, l--l have struggled 86 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,734 to find a way to restore the people's love of your products, 87 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,946 but it hasn't worked out. 88 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:54,241 Consumers just no longer wish to buy them. 89 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,993 When it's over, it's over. They no longer love you. 90 00:08:57,161 --> 00:09:00,330 The era of fast food has passed. 91 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:06,962 But l do have a proposal... 92 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,007 eh, something which exceeds the limits of marketing 93 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,593 in its traditional form, 94 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:17,681 a plan which will change the world. 95 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:21,977 Together, we will make fat beautiful again. 96 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,813 But first, a question. 97 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,399 Ηow far are you willing to go... 98 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,528 to solve your problems? 99 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,697 Whatever it takes. 100 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:36,533 Within the limits of the law, of course. 101 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:41,413 l'm afraid that's not far enough, 102 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,333 not even nearly far enough, ladies and gentlemen. 103 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,627 NARRATOR: The guru's plan was approved, 104 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:50,380 but due to budget cuts, it would have to begin 105 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:55,010 in the third-world markets of Κenya, Brazil and Russia. 106 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:58,471 So l called because l wanted your advice on something, 107 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,015 Mr. Marketing Award Winner. 108 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,892 But you have to promise to keep it a secret from Bob. 109 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:13,028 lt's amazing how you Americans all believe in the seat belt. 110 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:20,035 ln America, they advertise them really well. 111 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,415 [ chuckles ] 112 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,542 [ cellphone ringing ] 113 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,089 MAN: Yeah, Misha. 114 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,634 Yeah, she's still screaming like total s***t. 115 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,177 You're fired. 116 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,553 Your company's fired. 117 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,846 Do you hear me? 118 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,767 You're never going to work on another movie for this studio again. 119 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:44,934 [ hangs up ] 120 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,295 Pavel... 121 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,464 [ continues in Russian ] 122 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,635 [ Pavel speaking Russian ] 123 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,804 l'm sorry. l have to go. 124 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,770 Let's go. 125 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,943 [ screaming ] 126 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,738 MAN: Cut it! 127 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,658 Check it out. 128 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,869 NARRATOR: One of the key instruments in the Russian part of the plan 129 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,289 was an extreme-makeover reality TV show. 130 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,916 They're looking for a Russian production company 131 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,043 to shoot a Russian version of this show. 132 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,840 The corporate sponsor's representative is in Moscow right now. 133 00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,468 l want to do the pitch to them myself and get the contract for Astra, 134 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,554 and then they're gonna make me an exec producer. 135 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,144 Do you really think this is going to work? 136 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,022 Nope. 137 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,400 Misha, what you're doing had better work. 138 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,027 We need 8 out of 1 0 people tomorrow 139 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:21,072 in that focus group to want to see this movie. 140 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,033 Don't worry, Mr. Johnson. lt'll meet your expectations. 141 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,202 [ siren passing ] 142 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:35,003 So, Misha, where did you learn that amazingly perfect Εnglish of yours? 143 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,173 My father was a British communist, 144 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,300 immigrated here. 145 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,510 Then later, he had a falling-out with communism, 146 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,179 but they wouldn't let him leave. 147 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,889 [ cellphone ringing ] 148 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,891 That's terrible. 149 00:12:48,058 -->...