Confessions.Of.A.Window.Cleaner.1974.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:27,003 Hi, I'm Timmy Lee. It is My first day of cleaning windows. 2 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,123 Ever thought about window cleaners ? 3 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,971 They spend their days looking into hundreds of little boxes, 4 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,562 many of which have g***t people in. sorts of people. 5 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,082 That's me ! What about that physique, eh ? 6 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,930 A bit Steve McQueen, isn't it ? 7 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,246 No wonder the birds go crazy for me. 8 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,602 Favourite gear a white nylon T-shirt. 9 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,122 Because when you wet it, you can press it up against the window. 10 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,890 And then give them a little smile. 11 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,483 Well, nice for the old ones. Makes all sort of Remembrance Day. 12 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,643 Still, you can't expect to go potty on your first day, can you ? 13 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,487 Cor, cop a load of that, eh ? What a knocker factory ! 14 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,402 She's obviously a pushover for my brand of animal magnetism. 15 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,284 Piss off ! 16 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,647 Whoops ! Lost my balance. 17 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,164 And my bucket. 18 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,970 Some of the things you see are quite an education. 19 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,727 I mean, just look at that shower ! But may, they're big for their age. 20 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,524 They're also Mg for my age. 21 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,842 But all this was nothing to what I saw in a shop down the high street. 22 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:21,166 It all started with a little bit of window undressing. 23 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,971 I 'vo heard of your work gelling on lop of you, but not you gelling on lop of your work ! 24 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,647 What a diabolical way to start a new career. 25 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,684 Flat on me back, staring up blokes' trouser legs. 26 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,724 And along comes this bird. If it hadn't been for her, I might have jacked it in right away. 27 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,561 Because she awoke in me deep-rooted feelings of sensilivily and delicacy 28 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,604 I never knew ! had. Never knew I could say. 29 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,081 In fact, one look at Elizabeth and I fell like a pal ! of lead knickers. 30 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,402 She was the type of girl you say, "Please, may I ? before you give her one. 31 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,965 A card, I mean. 32 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:21,647 Because Sid did promise me a piece of the action with any new customers. Cori 33 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,446 Wouldn't have minded a place of her action. 34 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,603 What are you trying to do, ruin me ? 35 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,849 One broken window, one bucketed traffic warden 36 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:36,045 threatening to sue, and now you tell me you lost your squeegee. 37 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,129 I must've dropped it under the crowd. And that’s another thing. 38 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,049 I pay you to clean windows. 39 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,689 If you wanna lie on the floor and look up skirts, you do it in your own time, right ? 40 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,451 But I told you, it was shock. They were having it off in the window. 41 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,166 So ? Have you g***t a sax hang-up or something ? 42 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,089 Ho, but I thought she had three legs. 43 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:58,120 Look, Timmy boy, in our business you've g***t to be Immune from shocks, 44 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,291 especially from birds, three-legged or one-legged. 45 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,290 As long as they are satisfied customers ... 46 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,967 they bring in new ones. 47 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,891 Hey, I met a real knockout this morning. 48 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,687 Fabulous face, fantastic body, legs right up to her armpits. 49 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,848 - What about her windows ? - Windows ? 50 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,371 Oh, I gave her a card. 51 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,086 It’s no good just chatting up dolly birds. 52 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,090 You've gotta grease the old hags too. 53 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,571 It’s not all Raquel Welch pulling you onto her dumplings, you know. 54 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,728 Christ, what also did you do ? 55 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,531 Hello. As we were passing, I just thought I'd stop and see If you were all right. 56 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,961 These falls can sometimes have delayed affects. 57 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,288 Oh, yes. I mean, no ! 58 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,289 Thank you, I'm all right. 59 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,962 Fina. Well, I have to get back on patrol now. Good night. 60 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,251 What's all that, then ? It was her. 61 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,886 Who ? The bird, I told you. 62 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:02,085 Have you gone stark raving bonkers, trying to chat up female fuzz ? 63 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,648 I didn't know who she was. But I don't care, Sid. Oh, Isn't she a knockout ? 64 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,524 Oh, yeah, you picked the right word, boy. 65 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,210 What I wouldn't do for her. 66 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,210 Well, I'm more worried about what you wouldn't do for my customers. 67 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,565 What do you mean, eh ? 68 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:19,926 I mean, I've g***t to he sure, If some bird offers to squeeze out your chamole, 69 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,361 you don't go retracting your ladder ! 70 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,528 Christ, anyone would think I was a bloody virgin 71 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,370 I do. And so does Rosie. 72 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,764 What does she know, eh ? 73 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,724 Sisters always know. 74 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:39,084 I don't know what you're on about. Responsibilities, that’s what. 75 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,282 You taking over some of mina. 76 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:48,725 I mean, with Roeie pregnant, I feel it’s only proper I should cut it out for a while. 77 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,001 Window cleaning ? 78 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,884 Not cleaning, you hark ! 79 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,128 Servicing, keeping the customers happy. 80 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,970 Oh. Anything I can do, Sid ? 81 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,164 Yeah, well, that’s what worry me. Can you do ? 82 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,725 Oh, come off it, Sidi 83 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,247 Never mind 'Come off it.' Have you ever been on it ? 84 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,441 Of course I have ! 85 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,486 Yeah ? I don't reckon you could dip your tassel in a fire bucket without instructions. 86 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:09,761 Vary funny, Sid. 87 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,609 All right, Timmo. After dinner, you and me are going out. 88 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,881 What for ? 89 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,929 To get a professional opinion. 90 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,329 Mind you, I didn't like it to admit it, but Sid was right. 91 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:26,081 My s***x wife held as much sensation as a concrete contraceptive. 92 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,444 In fact, I could describe myself as the walking answer to contraception. 93 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,880 I don't do It ! 94 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:36,121 With me, it’s more a can of good kiss, good fool and good night. 95 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,810 Now I will say ! Sid. 96 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,651 I mean, he really deserved the Queen's Award for Industry. 97 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,690 Oh, God. I don't know why your old man works in the lost property off too. 98 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,530 Might just as well move the whole lot here ! 99 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,846 Dad's working on it. 100 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,804 I wouldn't mind If he nicked something worthwhile. 101 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,082 - That you, boys ? - Yes, Mum. 102 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,682 - How did it all go, dear ? - Oh, fina, Mum. 103 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,171 You could say it was a great day in the history of British window cleaning. 104 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,648 Oh, that’s nice. Rosie could hardly wait for you to get hack. 105 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,171 Oh, that’s nice too. 106 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,842 Yeah, she's been dreaming about that chocolate fudge all day. 107 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,441 Oh, Sidney, you didn't forget it ? 108 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,530 She told you she'd g***t a craving for chocolate fudge. 109 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,051 Yeah, well, I know. I'm sorry. I forgot. 110 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,571 Sidney ! Hera, love ! 111 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,082 Eh ! And how's little earth mother tonight, eh ? 112 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,328 I'm starving. He forgot it. 113 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,761 You didn't. 114 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,089 Sorry, love, it slipped me mind. I'll go after dinner. The nawngant stocks it. 115 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:38,285 One little thing. I ask you to do one little thing 116 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,530 I'm sorry, Rosie, love. It’s not the end of the world. I'll go now. 117 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,846 I don't want it now ! 118 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,769 All right, I won't go And g***t it now ! 119 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,009 Rosie, all I want to do is make you happy. 120 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,044 Than pie off. Rosie 121 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:58,451 Yes, uh ... Well, I think I'll have a wash before the thieving magpie gets home. 122 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,642 Timmy, I won't have you talking Like that. 123...