Unbelievable.Adventures.Of.Italians.In.Russia.1974.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]ENG Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:23,987 --> 00:02:27,190 -Get out quickly, quickly!!! Quickly, quickly, get out! 2 00:02:27,191 --> 00:02:28,700 Papa, why you were driving today so quite? 3 00:02:28,961 --> 00:02:31,407 Do not put your nose into other people's affairs! 4 00:02:31,408 --> 00:02:34,879 Antonio, I'll go to call to the hospital, maybe it is some call for us? 5 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:35,320 Good. 6 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,855 -Ciao! -Ciao, uncle! 7 00:02:37,856 --> 00:02:39,838 -'m repeating : be good at school and do not 8 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:41,755 repeate yesterday incedent in the future! 9 00:02:41,756 --> 00:02:45,314 how you had thought such idea - set fire to a chair under a teacher! It is 10 00:02:45,327 --> 00:02:49,183 good that chair has been extinguished, the teacher has not been burned all! Go! 11 00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:52,636 -Caviling. -Our behaviour is always good! 12 00:02:52,637 --> 00:02:59,072 -Have you matches today? -Marisa, we have so obedient children! 13 00:02:59,072 --> 00:03:06,269 the only sadness that they look like your brother!.. Ciao, I have to go! 14 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,977 Today you'll come home in time, I hope! 15 00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:12,408 But, Marisa, yesterday I stayed in the hospital.. -Of course, with nurse! 16 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:15,345 -What nurse? -Ok, so with female doctor! 17 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:17,411 Right now?!Good,senior,understood!!! 18 00:03:18,218 --> 00:03:21,438 And stop calling to chief medical officer, you are putting me in idiotic position! 19 00:03:21,463 --> 00:03:26,322 Antonio, good I decided to call, we urgent have to go for a woman! 20 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,707 How? You have taken my brother as the accomplice to yourself! 21 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:33,929 Relax, the old woman is dying in the shelter for the aged! 22 00:03:33,942 --> 00:03:36,661 Even old women, you have lost all shame! 23 00:03:36,686 --> 00:03:39,460 I love you, love!I love ONLY you! I'll buy you a new set of false teeth! 24 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:39,929 Yes!!! 25 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:43,374 For the thirteenth salary! - Stop talking, we are loosing time! 26 00:03:43,399 --> 00:03:44,585 Wait from you...of course..!! 27 00:04:00,696 --> 00:04:04,168 - Here she is! See, how bad she is?! 28 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:11,313 lying, pure!. Maybe she is died? - This is not our deal. 29 00:04:13,014 --> 00:04:14,136 Take!.. Îp-pa! 30 00:04:14,148 --> 00:04:17,551 What are you doing with me?!!.. what do you want?! 31 00:04:17,552 --> 00:04:19,037 So, you are not that russian seniora... 32 00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:21,473 No, she is higher, on the third floor!.. - Sorry! Have mistaken! 33 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:29,347 - Idiots! God d***n you! Medicinal leech! I'll complain! 34 00:04:54,692 --> 00:04:56,803 Antonio, where we can put her? 35 00:04:56,816 --> 00:05:01,329 How do I know, ask the doctor. - Doctor, where can we put her? 36 00:05:01,354 --> 00:05:03,868 How do I know, here everything is busy, look for by yourself. 37 00:05:04,124 --> 00:05:05,657 Maybe somewhere there? 38 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:32,196 - Here everything is busy too.Look,how everybody likes to be ill!.. Maybe there?.. 39 00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:35,327 No. Let's go further.. 40 00:05:35,431 --> 00:05:40,959 Is here free bed? - Careful, here is a table! 41 00:05:41,263 --> 00:05:44,558 - Is here free bed? - See by yourself! - why you can't compress? 42 00:05:44,558 --> 00:05:49,367 - it is free in the toilet. - you'd be placed there, wit! 43 00:05:49,368 --> 00:05:53,904 - Let's turn the Senora.. - Good, is keeping! 44 00:05:57,931 --> 00:06:02,335 - Nurse, you'd put here a traffic light! - Where?! 45 00:06:04,675 --> 00:06:07,245 Excuse me doctor, our old woman is very bad! 46 00:06:07,804 --> 00:06:09,506 Here is more tightly than at the stadium! 47 00:06:09,531 --> 00:06:11,101 This bed seems to be free! 48 00:06:11,484 --> 00:06:15,104 It cannot be! Be careful at the turn! I'm falling! 49 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:18,476 - Hold on to a stretcher! 50 00:06:20,806 --> 00:06:24,351 - Here is a bed!.. Free! 51 00:06:27,266 --> 00:06:29,991 E-e, Where are you? This is my bed! 52 00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:34,125 You'd put a newspaper, if it is yours!.. Damned owner! 53 00:06:34,126 --> 00:06:36,869 - Where to put her? - Let's here. - E-e, move up! 54 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:39,874 - Is this you talking to me? - Yes, to you! - And why for me? 55 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:42,443 Because you are the most thin here.. One.. Two.. 56 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:44,870 No, do you see, do you see what they are doing?! 57 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:48,636 I don't want her! - It is more fun together! - I don't want her!.. 58 00:06:48,661 --> 00:06:51,699 Cmon, look at her!..How much s***x in she! 59 00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:53,194 Take off your hand! do you see the lag is broken? 60 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:56,405 Santucca, Santucca! He is kicking! Boy!!! 61 00:06:56,418 --> 00:07:03,451 Let it be a son! We are deserve it! After seven daughters must be at least one son! 62 00:07:03,476 --> 00:07:05,496 No daughters! I order you to give birth to a son! 63 00:07:05,521 --> 00:07:08,443 'll try! - À-à, moving! 64 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:49,790 - Where is the registry? - Left along the corridor. 65 00:07:53,134 --> 00:07:57,220 Are you her husband? - Who, me? I don't know here and don't want to know! 66 00:07:57,322 --> 00:08:00,018 We have to warn relatives, situation is heavy! 67 00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:03,923 - Take her away! - Tell me the truth, ** I dying? 68 00:08:03,948 --> 00:08:06,971 - No, no, seniora, don't worry! You'll see, you'll 69 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:10,622 live more than all of us, you'll live up to 90! 70 00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:16,652 I'm 92. - What I said? You did all of us! 71 00:08:16,677 --> 00:08:18,775 Do you know that you have an appendicitis? 72 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,940 Why an appendicitis, I have broken leg, isn't it? 73 00:08:20,965 --> 00:08:23,159 As though if you have broken leg you can't have an appendicitis? 74 00:08:23,184 --> 00:08:26,293 and do not do diagnosis! Who is a doctor here: you or me?.. 75 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:28,524 Potients became impudent!.. 76 00:08:28,537 --> 00:08:33,074 One minute, proffesor..You must ensure that she born a son! 77 00:08:33,099 --> 00:08:35,177 If it is a doughter again I'll destroy everything here! 78 00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:39,676 Medicine is powerless, everything depends on you! - Do not avoid the responsibility! 79 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:46,326 - Granmother! At least I found you, my dear! 80 00:08:47,624 --> 00:08:49,913 Tell me, how is she,is it dangerous? 81 00:08:49,938 --> 00:08:55,998 Truthly said, the diagnosis not good. Taking into account her age...she is not a girl... 82 00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:59,557 Olia!.. I'm dying! - Granmother! 83 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:06,415 Listen me careful..I want you to know. I'm very, very rich.. 84 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,368 Do not worry, it will pass, you'll stand on your feet! 85 00:09:09,393 --> 00:09:13,384 - Let me say..You are my only granddaughter, 86 00:09:13,397 --> 00:09:17,098 and I'm leaving everything I have to you! 87 00:09:17,629 --> 00:09:27,555 There's jewelry, gold, pearls on 9 billions.. 88 00:09:30,211 --> 00:09:34,247 Water.. - Give water! - What water? Champagne! 89 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,818 She raves!She has nothing, she is pure.. 90 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:41,397 Of course not, who is Êîíå÷íî íåò, who's to argue with you.. Of course not, granmother, doesn't digress!.. 91 00:09:41,544 --> 00:09:44,100 - Drink, Gran, drink! 92 00:09:45,775 --> 00:09:51,452 - It is here I have nothing,here in Italy.. I 93 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:57,402 hid heirlooms in Russia during the Revolution.. 94 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:06,889 Go there, Olga, take the key!.. I bequeath to you the treasures in Leningrad 95 00:10:07,052 --> 00:10:12,223 They are hidden beneath a lion..Olga.. 96 00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:21,449 Signora,I beg you, speak louder,here all are close people! 97 00:10:24,594 --> 00:10:27,666 What she was talking about some billions? Gold, rubies? 98 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,434 Uncontrolled verbal delirium, 99 00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:33,705 a typical example of "Lirio pribaptis". - Of course, the typical delirium! 100 00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:35,840 And in my opinion, she was fully conscious! 101 00:10:35,853 --> 00:10:39,172 Cmon?"Dilius primortis"! - Heavy old, it is clear! 102 00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:42,301 - No, It is nonsence, nonsence! Delirium! 103 00:10:48,497 --> 00:10:52,205 - Cigarettes? - Yes! - No, Thank you, Signor doesn't smoke. 104 00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:55,009 Stop throwing your money away, you are not a 105 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:58,214 millionaire yet!.So many valuable things are sold!.. 106 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,676 Even the clock had to be pawned!.. -Yes, my clocks!.. 107 00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:04,765 What is the difference, and we sold Fiat. 108 00:11:04,843 --> 00:11:06,041 My Fiat!. -Stop trifles! 109 00:11:06,053 --> 00:11:09,651 I had no lunches for the last two days!..trifles!.. 110 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:14,217 It is not my fault! -But you had lunches, and I was watching at you!.. 111 00:11:14,229 --> 00:11:16,840 Right, I ** a brain, and you have to feed brains.. 112 00:11:17,715 --> 00:11:20,262 Cheer up, we will soon be rich! 113 00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:25,824 tired to walk on foot and without a clock! -Look, mafioso!!! 114 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,570 Christ and the Virgin Mary! What are you doing here? 115 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:35,211 What are we doing,Antonio? -We have decided to take a ride to Moscow. 116 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:38,630 -And back.. -naturlich,yes!. -Are you going to Moscow too? 117 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:42,782 Yes, to see relatives!.How, you don't know that I'm origin Russian? 118 00:11:42,844 --> 00:11:43,305 Really? 119 00:11:43,481 -->...