Going.Places.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264 (SDH) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:26,944 (SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,986 JADEN: Yeah, it's honestly such a relief 3 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,487 to get to the residential college I want. 4 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,864 CORA: I g***t my last choice. 5 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,156 JADEN : Yo, I'm on the subreddit, like, all the time 6 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,324 trying to see if I'll like it. 7 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,576 CORA: I don't even care what dorm I'm in, 8 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,536 I'm just excited to get the f***k out of here. 9 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,288 JADEN: I don't even know how I'm gonna live without air conditioning. 10 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,706 But that's like a small price to pay, I guess. 11 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,083 CORA: A modern day martyr. 12 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,001 Seriously. What school can't afford air conditioning? 13 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,502 Dude, it's old, man. It's founded in... 14 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,296 -1701. -1701. 15 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,547 Okay, I didn't ask for this. 16 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,466 And I didn't ask for a detailed investigation 17 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,968 of the trivialities of ancient dorm rooms, 18 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,052 but f***g, here we are. 19 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,720 At residential colleges, Otis. 20 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,098 You know, once you decide on the place, you'll be the same. 21 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,182 Hey, school literally starts in two weeks. 22 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,060 Have you heard about the wait list? 23 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,104 This whole process is so f***d. 24 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:29,106 -Trust me, I know. -You g***t into Cornell. 25 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:30,523 Okay, but it's not Northwestern. 26 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,608 Yeah, but, Cornell is an Ivy. 27 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,026 But Medill is the best. 28 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,653 Oh, yeah, I forgot. Only Northwestern can teach you 29 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,237 how to write the perfect listicle. 30 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,490 Ten TikTokers to follow today who have huge vines. 31 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,575 That's honestly not a bad idea. 32 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,577 Okay, journalism is more than listicles. 33 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,496 OTIS: That's breaking news to me. 34 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:48,333 So, uh, what are you gonna do if you fail in mid-century? 35 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,293 Ah! Cora! 36 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,671 I still have a good feeling about it. 37 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,255 I don't really have a plan. 38 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,423 But I'll probably just go to community college or something. 39 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,758 You know I have my heart set on that. 40 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,551 Otis, that's so stupid. You have to have a plan. 41 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,470 I mean, you g***t in some really good schools. 42 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,306 Yeah, sure. 43 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,018 Is college really the only thing we're capable of talking about? 44 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,936 I really thought we were more interesting than that. 45 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,188 Okay, well, New Haven is interesting. 46 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,649 OTIS: Oh, my f***g Lord. New Haven. 47 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,945 JADEN: The best school I've ever seen in my entire life. 48 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,903 New Haven. 49 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,448 New Haven, baby! 50 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,703 -Ooh! -JADEN: What? 51 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,579 The itinerary has come out to play. 52 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,498 Okay, you guys laugh now, 53 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,416 but when we wake up tomorrow morning 54 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,170 with 10 breakfast burrito options in the middle of the desert, 55 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,253 you'll be begging for more. 56 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,297 Begging for more? 57 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,091 From your itinerary? 58 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,551 You really do like to flirt with me, don't you? 59 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,886 There's no pressure. 60 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,387 -Hey, you never flirt with me. -You're straight. 61 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,305 Jeez, I dare you to say that with less derision. 62 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,432 Well, I mean, you're just as straight. 63 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,934 Well, at least I'm not a straight white male. 64 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,687 That's g***t to be the most unequivocally boring demo. 65 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,313 OTIS: Did you just categorize me as a demo? 66 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,733 Look, straight is straight. All right? 67 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,693 Well, I kissed Millie at the after prom, remember? 68 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,903 Man, we all remember. 69 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,154 That doesn't really count. 70 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,989 Okay. Why do you get to decide on what counts? 71 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,116 -Because... -You just get to label me? 72 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,702 Okay. As the only person in the car who hasn't kissed someone 73 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,080 -of the same s***x... -Or the opposite, for that matter. 74 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,207 It hasn't been for lack of opportunity. 75 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,877 -Oh, f***k off. -Uh-huh. 76 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,504 -D***n, this is a tome. -All right, relax. 77 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,550 I feel like that's giving him more credit than what it's worth. 78 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,384 I mean... 79 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,595 I mean, A Little Life is a tome, or War and Peace. 80 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,846 This is a separate Yellow Pages. 81 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,141 I mean, the amount of f***g paper. 82 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,808 Otis? 83 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,351 -OTIS: What's up? -Otis, are you f***g smoking, dude? 84 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,853 -You can't f***g smoke that in here. -OTIS: Hey, hey. 85 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,271 -My dad's gonna kill me. -I thought this was your car. 86 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,190 Dude, that's different, man. 87 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,109 Dude, you're literally gonna be on the other side of the country next week. 88 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,238 Give me that. Give me that. 89 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,076 Finally, some f***g common sense. Jesus. 90 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,872 -Come on. Really? Cora! -(GIGGLES) 91 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,873 -(LAUGHS) Sorry. -Cora, come on. 92 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,751 Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up, guys. 93 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,711 This says you have an itinerary to m***e. 94 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,337 Okay. No, I don't. 95 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,590 -Says otherwise here. "Chop morning wood, 9:00 a.m." -Shut up! 96 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:03,135 -I do not have a masturbation itinerary, Otis! -(CORA LAUGHS) 97 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,177 Yeah, you do. 98 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,804 CORA: Ew! It's f***g heavy. 99 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,472 OTIS: It's probably costing us extra gas. 100 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,681 CORA: It's a lot of jacking off. 101 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,308 JADEN: Oh, my God. 102 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,395 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 103 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,945 (LAUGHING) 104 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,740 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 105 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,911 (ALL EXCLAIMING INDISTINCTLY) 106 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,215 (MUSIC STOPS) 107 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,348 Um... 108 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,852 Guys, I think... I think we're lost. 109 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,980 Guys... Here... 110 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,564 Can someone check the nav for me, please? 111 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,986 The nav? The nav? Somebody? Anybody? Thank you. 112 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,695 Okay. Um... 113 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,904 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ON PHONE) 114 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,240 No, I need a navigator, 115 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,574 not a DJ. 116 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,910 SATNAV VOICE: In 500 feet, turn left. 117 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,037 Just follow the directions. 118 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,205 That's what I'm trying to do. 119 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,123 -Turn left... -Yo, just relax. 120 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,458 Okay, I do not need to relax like that, Otis. 121 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,044 I'll be fine once I know where I'm going. 122 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,295 Okay, we know where we're going. 123 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,921 -We f***g don't. -Turn left. 124 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,715 Dude, just look at your itinerary. 125 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,009 Dude, the itinerary doesn't tell me how the f***k to get there, Otis. 126 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,053 Oh, so you're just saying that it'll be easier if we're all in your phone. 127 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,804 Just admit it, I'll give it back. 128 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,140 F***k you, Otis. Cora, can you just please grab my phone? 129 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,808 I'm not defending your itinerary. 130 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,518 -Turn right. -(OTIS HOWLING) 131 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,729 -Otis... -Make a U-turn....