Press Gang s05e06 There Are Crocodiles Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:34,199 --> 00:00:35,500 Okay, it's like this. 2 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:40,920 There's a tribe living by a river, and in the river there are crocodiles. 3 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:45,740 The tribe has one particular piece of wisdom passed down through the 4 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:46,740 generations. 5 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,320 It goes like this. 6 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:53,860 If you happen to meet a crocodile, don't stick your head in its mouth. 7 00:00:56,660 --> 00:01:02,060 Every now and then, and who knows the reason, people ignore this advice. 8 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:06,110 Which is sad, because they die. 9 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:09,990 But very stupid, because they were warned. 10 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:11,710 They had a choice. 11 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:15,230 The moral of the story is this. 12 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:17,810 You can't afford to be stupid. 13 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:20,110 There are crocodiles. 14 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:55,730 Are you okay? 15 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,690 Brad? 16 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:16,270 We were all just wondering if you were upset about something. 17 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:18,170 You seem to leave a bit suddenly. 18 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:23,070 Well, anyway... 19 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,400 I thought that was fun. 20 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,840 43. 21 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,140 43 what? 22 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:29,780 Nil. 23 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:31,540 So who g***t the 43? 24 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:43,640 Hey, and there he is, the man of the moment. Congratulations, coach, like 25 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:44,640 saw on that call today. 26 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,420 There's something I'd like you to do for me, Colin. 27 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:47,599 Thank you, coach. 28 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,280 The next time the Junior Gazette all -stars turn out... to strike unholy 29 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,780 into the hearts of our unworthy and trembling opponents. 30 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,200 There's just one tiny thing I'd like you to do. What's that, coach? Wear a 31 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,200 strip! 32 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:00,140 You don't like this? 33 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,760 43 -0? 34 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,239 Oh, good. 35 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,440 Finally sunk in, has it? 36 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:08,500 What about my goal? 37 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,020 Yeah. What about Linda's? Nice moves there, boss. Did you see the look on 38 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:15,820 face? I just whacked it right past him. Right in the neck. 39 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,300 Yes, you're quite right. 40 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,030 I'd totally forgotten about Linda's big moment. 41 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:22,950 Whack! 42 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,310 One tiny point. 43 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:28,770 Does it bother either of you at all that Bill keeps going for Alan? 44 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:30,530 Well, yes, actually. 45 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:32,030 I mean, he hardly moved. 46 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:35,390 He just stood there staring, like he couldn't believe it was happening. 47 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:37,810 Well, you were fast, boss. You were slick. 48 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:40,130 I was, wasn't I? Even the other team were cheering. 49 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:42,530 Oh. 50 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,250 Frazz, I'd better tell you something. 51 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,500 I haven't actually played football before. 52 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,200 I mean, I wouldn't have played today if what's -his -name had bothered to show 53 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,840 up. Where was what's -his -name? 54 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,320 Which one's he? 55 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:57,520 The guy who wasn't there. 56 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:58,679 Oh, right. 57 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,380 I'll kill him if I can figure out who he is. Hey, come on, coach. Go easy on 58 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,340 yourself. Most of your team hadn't even played before. 59 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,840 Except Spike. 60 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Well, yeah, except Spike. 61 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,339 Spike's an expert. 62 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:09,299 He loves football. 63 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,360 He's played it all his life. 64 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,200 Well, would it have killed you to be more specific? 65 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Who's in the toilet? 66 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,560 Huh? 67 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,779 You opened up, right? 68 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,520 So who's in there? 69 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,480 Did you know then? 70 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,840 Know what? 71 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,800 Doesn't matter, just a thought. 72 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,520 Tell me about the football game. It seems a little out of character. 73 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:44,820 It was Fraser's idea. 74 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,200 I went along with it because I thought maybe we could all do some kind of joint 75 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,200 activity. 76 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,600 I wasn't supposed to be playing, of course. 77 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,720 Watts' name didn't make it. 78 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,840 Linda! If someone's in my toilet, I want to know what they're doing. 79 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,900 She has a passion for detail. 80 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,840 You're very quiet in there. 81 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:13,680 Which is quite a skill. 82 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,420 That's when I knew. 83 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:41,160 I could just see it all. 84 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,900 The way it would go. 85 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,140 The logic of it. 86 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,740 When the ambulance... I knew it was bad. 87 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,840 I didn't know it would be the end. 88 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,280 The end of what? 89 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:55,400 The Junior Gazette. 90 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:07,850 Tell me about the dream. 91 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,150 You don't want to talk about it? 92 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:14,170 Later. 93 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:16,390 Tell me about the boy you found, then. 94 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,170 How did that make you feel? 95 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:20,570 Angry. 96 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:21,810 Nothing else? 97 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,610 He could have been dying. 98 00:06:24,390 --> 00:06:25,450 He didn't have to be. 99 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,110 He took the drugs. 100 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:28,810 His choice. 101 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,050 His problem. 102 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:32,530 There are crocodiles. 103 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:36,030 Tell me about the dream, Linda. 104 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,400 No. 105 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:42,060 You're late. You're fired. I win. You remember what's happening today? 106 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,260 We plan and discuss the next edition and I make people cry. 107 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,500 How did I do? 108 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:52,940 Julie, there's a man sitting in my chair. 109 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:57,360 They're from the magazine. The publicity piece Colin set up? 110 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,980 What do you think of him? 111 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,900 Neanderthal. And I saw him first. 112 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,920 Julie, about your taste in men. 113 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,580 Yeah? Get some. 114 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,420 What's wrong with my taste in men? 115 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,580 Julie, you were the official pin -up at the last prison riot. 116 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:28,040 Do you think it's good for this paper's public image to have a bunch of lifers 117 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,600 on a rooftop waving signed photographs of the assistant editor? 118 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,020 So what happened in here you don't want anyone to know about? 119 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,850 And what makes you think something's happened? 120 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:40,490 Well, I tell you the press are here and you immediately search the toilet. And 121 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:43,550 then you mention our public image for the first time in living memory. 122 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:46,530 You're good. I may have to kill you. 123 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:54,710 I went to the toilet with the press here. Think of your image. 124 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:56,330 Spike. 125 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,630 She'll be with you in a moment. 126 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,350 What happened to the hypodermic? 127 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,010 Well, he took it to the hospital, obviously. 128 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,590 They had to know what he was on. 129 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:08,650 Look, guys, can we keep the voices down? This has negative publicity potential. 130 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:11,850 And in answer to your other question, Gary's in a very bad way. 131 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:16,090 Gary? Gary is the member of your staff who's probably dying. 132 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:17,430 Tell me you haven't forgotten. 133 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,830 Oh, what's his name? 134 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:20,530 Meeting room. 135 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,039 Why are you so angry with me? 136 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,159 He might die, Linda. 137 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:40,880 Do you understand that? 138 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,340 I understand. 139 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,840 Because it looks to me like all you can see here is a PR problem for your 140 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,840 newspaper. 141 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,760 We agreed last night to stay secret. 142 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:54,660 I didn't agree, Linda. I just happened to be in the room while you were 143 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:55,960 Get the difference. 144 00:08:56,100 --> 00:09:00,520 We can't afford for this to get out. We sell to school children. We recruit at 145 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,280 schools. So...