Harriet.The.Spy.1996.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,295 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 4 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:30,564 * Yeah. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick * 5 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,301 * Nickelodeon. 6 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,217 * Mm-hmm 7 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,520 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 8 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,189 * Give it, give it 9 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,657 * Yeah, yeah 10 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,884 * Whoo, yeah, yeah 11 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,654 * It's Harriet the spy 12 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,356 * Spies look at the eye 13 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,291 * Now there she go like looking at * 14 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:34,795 * Say why, hi, my, my, my, my, my, my, my * 15 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,798 * Dig it, dig it, yeah 16 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,468 * There she, there she go, go, go * 17 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,541 * There she go now 18 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,343 * Look at the spy 19 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,679 * Hey, watch her, watch her, watch her * 20 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,181 * She's a spy, my, my 21 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,215 * Dig it, dig it 22 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,448 * Oh, yeah 23 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,719 * She's lookin' in your eye, eye * 24 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,588 * Why? I don't know 25 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,525 * Whoa, yeah. 26 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,975 HARRIET: Boy with ringlets. 27 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,714 Man with tattoos. 28 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,651 Girl on... 29 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,421 a leash? 30 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,390 Man, if my parents ever tried 31 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,293 putting me in one of those things, 32 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,027 I'd trade them in. 33 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,697 This kid looks like she can roll over and fetch. 34 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,966 I learn everything I can 35 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,369 and I write down everything I see. 36 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,438 Golly says if I want to be a writer 37 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,340 then I'd better start now. 38 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,712 Which is why I ** a spy. 39 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,455 Lady with a purse. 40 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,457 Man with... 41 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,293 her wallet. 42 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,728 Oh, help! 43 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,430 Please! 44 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:25,766 Stop him! 45 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,335 Stop him! 46 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,416 * Quack 47 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,485 * Quack, quack 48 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,986 * Quack 49 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,656 * Quack, quack 50 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,991 And... done. 51 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,497 What is it? 52 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,831 It's Nanomichi. 53 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,033 You know, the god of storm and thunder. 54 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,002 Cool, huh? Okay, come on, hurry up 55 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,003 before it dries. 56 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,004 Yeah. Yeah. 57 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,539 Okay, ready? 58 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:06,740 Here, give me your foot. 59 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,376 HARRIET: The secret tattoo. 60 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,479 My best friends Sport, Janie and I thought 61 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,381 we should be blood buddies. 62 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,516 But this was so much less painful. 63 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,020 Just remember the rule. 64 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,056 If anyone sees the secret tattoo... 65 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,493 ALL: ...swift and painful death. 66 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:38,105 It's... starting. 67 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,910 Here comes... 68 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:47,481 nice Marion Hawthorne. 69 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,649 It's happening. 70 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,784 I can feel it happening. 71 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,420 JANIE: Good Lord. 72 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,455 It's the dreaded Hawthorne effect. 73 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,658 Oh. 74 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,165 Good morning, Janie, Simon... 75 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,435 and Harriet. 76 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,738 Harri...et! 77 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,641 I g***t to get to class. 78 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:15,476 See ya. 79 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,511 See you guys in a few. 80 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,149 HARRIET: Sixth grade. 81 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:29,523 All the usual suspects are back in action. 82 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:33,160 First of all there's Rachel Hennessy, 83 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,429 Marion's second in command. 84 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:38,832 The only thing more pathetic than being Marion Hawthorne 85 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:42,536 is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne. 86 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,474 Pinky Whitehead, 87 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,509 the human fish belly. 88 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,911 If Janie's theory is right, then Pinky's DNA 89 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,781 was combined with a pint of vanilla yogurt at birth. 90 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,083 Carrie Andrews thinks she's cool... 91 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,488 'cause she spent her summer vacation growing b***s. 92 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,126 Laura Peters looks like someone pinched her face 93 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,496 and it stuck that way. 94 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,964 The boy with purple socks. 95 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,100 A man of mystery. 96 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,068 He never talks. 97 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,071 If I were known only by my footwear, 98 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,240 I'd hang myself. 99 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:24,011 Beth Ellen Hansen always looks like she's about to cry. 100 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,213 I wish someone would just kick her 101 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:27,848 and get it over with. 102 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,219 And then of course, there's our teacher-- 103 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,887 Miss Elson. 104 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,189 She's nice, and polite. 105 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,926 I bet one day she goes on a psycho killing spree, 106 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,728 and all her neighbors will say... 107 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,763 "She was nice and polite." 108 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,634 Well, from what your last two teachers tell me, 109 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,469 it looks like déjà vu all over again. 110 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,846 It's time to vote for a sixth grade class president. 111 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:02,850 And for the third year in a row... 112 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,986 we're down to our final two nominees, 113 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,723 and they are Harriet Welsch 114 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,826 and Marion Hawthorne. 115 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:16,597 And so, as you may know, 116 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,567 the duties of the class president include 117 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,937 taking attendance, reporting bad behavior 118 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:30,177 and best of all, editing the sixth grade newspaper. 119 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,715 And now we vote. 120 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,720 Marion Hawthorne... again. 121 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,590 Three years in a row. 122 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,993 You know what? I think I'll invent a poison. 123 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,027 A really good, 124 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,029 clean, untraceable poison. 125 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,698 One that fries your brains 126 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,066 and makes all your bodily fluids boil at once. 127 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,568 Could you? Check it out. 128 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,937 One day I'd be like, "Oh, hi, Marion. 129 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,972 "Oh, no, I'm not finishing this soda." 130 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,207 And she'd be like... 131 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,616 I'm serious. 132 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,183 Any of you guys want to come over? 133 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,585 I g***t to get home. 134 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,253 If my amoebas start incubating, 135 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,122 they really stink up the house. 136 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,289 SPORT: Harriet? 137 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,558 Sorry. Spy time. 138 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,760 Spy route. 139 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,628 Harrison Withers' place. 140 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,830 Higher altitude, lower risk. 141 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,298 But always a show. 142 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:06,406 * Yeah, everybody's gonna have some grease today... * 143 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:11,945 All right, now, Jelly Roll. Yeah. 144 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,314 * Lady Day 145 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:18,018 * Come what may, whatever you say * 146 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,920 * We all gonna have a good time * 147 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,055 * A little bit for you, Satchmo * 148 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,657 * You, Bessie 149 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,093 * And how 'bout you, Jelly Roll? * 150 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,362 Golly says, people who love work love life. 151 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,363 * Dizzy, Dizzy 152 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,265 I like Harrison Withers, 153 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,168 'cause he's a guy that loves both. 154 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,270 * Scooby dah... 155 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,139 * Scooby-dooby, du-day 156 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,241 Okay, that's it. 157 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,247 Curiously, Harrison lives 158 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,082 for his cats. 159 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,384 Wow! Birdland. 160 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,356 But his work is for the birds. 161 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,461 Charlie Parker. 162 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,264 Yardbird. 163 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:08,201 In any case, his cages are the most beautiful 164 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,402 I've ever seen. 165 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,192 (...