Beau.Brummell.1954.1080p.BluRay.x264-nikt0_track3_eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,256 --> 00:00:02,633 [orchestral music] 2 00:00:28,867 --> 00:00:31,662 [music continues] 3 00:01:02,025 --> 00:01:04,861 [music continues] 4 00:01:28,468 --> 00:01:31,096 [bugle call] 5 00:01:54,536 --> 00:01:57,205 Uh, the gentlemen have been assaulting those lemons 6 00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:59,666 for the past hour, will it be over soon? 7 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,210 The exercise will be completed shortly, Your Royal Highness. 8 00:02:02,377 --> 00:02:03,378 I'm absolutely famished. 9 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:05,213 I've had nothing all day except for partridge 10 00:02:05,672 --> 00:02:07,132 and some miserable scones. 11 00:02:08,216 --> 00:02:10,719 [bugle call] 12 00:02:15,974 --> 00:02:17,059 [horse galloping] 13 00:02:18,727 --> 00:02:20,604 [bugle call] 14 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,726 [male #1] General salute. 15 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:01,645 Draw swords! 16 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:08,402 [marching band music] 17 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:18,578 With my humble duty, sir, the parade is present and ready 18 00:03:18,745 --> 00:03:20,455 for Your Royal Highness' inspection. 19 00:03:21,873 --> 00:03:24,668 [marching band music] 20 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:39,141 Who is this gentleman? 21 00:03:39,307 --> 00:03:40,475 [male #1] Captain George Brummell, sir. 22 00:03:40,642 --> 00:03:43,228 Oh, yes. Splendid go with the saber, Captain. 23 00:03:43,395 --> 00:03:46,857 I can't say I approve of your form, uh, really awkward. 24 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,693 Can't be helped, sir. The epaulets rather get in the way. 25 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:51,570 You don't approve of them? 26 00:03:51,987 --> 00:03:53,280 Oh, they're much too broad, sir. 27 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,323 Narrower epaulets would be more convenient. 28 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:56,950 Better style too, sir. 29 00:03:57,325 --> 00:03:59,244 [Prince] Have you any other criticism to level with the uniform? 30 00:03:59,619 --> 00:04:01,204 It's a bit ornate for my taste, sir. 31 00:04:02,164 --> 00:04:04,291 - Ornate? - Fussy, sir. 32 00:04:04,624 --> 00:04:06,209 Simplicity should be the keynote of a soldier. 33 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,377 Don't you think so, sir? 34 00:04:09,004 --> 00:04:11,214 Are you aware who designed the uniform for this regiment? 35 00:04:13,049 --> 00:04:14,718 - Yes, sir. - Who? 36 00:04:15,635 --> 00:04:16,636 You, sir. 37 00:04:18,013 --> 00:04:20,599 You're impertinent, sir! Get off parade! 38 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:34,821 Beau. 39 00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:38,742 I want a word with you. 40 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:40,368 Come in here. 41 00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:48,668 - Are you out of your mind, Beau? - He asked my opinion. 42 00:04:49,377 --> 00:04:51,296 You're under arrest and confined to your quarters 43 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:53,048 until His Royal Highness gets around to you. 44 00:04:53,632 --> 00:04:55,926 It may take some time the way our fat friend moves. 45 00:04:56,468 --> 00:04:59,137 His Royal Highness' size is a very touchy subject, Beau. 46 00:04:59,554 --> 00:05:01,765 We're required to wear ridiculously large epaulets 47 00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:03,850 just because they have a slimming effect on him. 48 00:05:04,518 --> 00:05:05,644 It'd be much more reasonable 49 00:05:05,811 --> 00:05:08,230 and healthier if he would remove a bit of the blubber. 50 00:05:08,396 --> 00:05:10,607 The Prince of Wales doesn't have to be reasonable. 51 00:05:10,774 --> 00:05:12,734 Precisely what's wrong with the system. 52 00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:17,656 - A brilliant criticism, Midger. - I didn't criticize anything, Beau. 53 00:05:17,823 --> 00:05:19,324 I'm satisfied with things the way they are. 54 00:05:19,616 --> 00:05:22,285 Yes, and one day you'll be a full Colonel. 55 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:23,787 Is that all you want out of life? 56 00:05:24,287 --> 00:05:25,789 Well, what else is there for men like us? 57 00:05:25,914 --> 00:05:28,124 Everything, Midger. All heaven and earth. 58 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:32,712 A perfect grape, a perfect chair. Dizzy success and dizzy failure. 59 00:05:33,547 --> 00:05:35,340 And the zest of not knowing what's going to happen next. 60 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:36,633 And when it's all over, looking back 61 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,927 on a perfectly smashing achievement. 62 00:05:39,594 --> 00:05:41,805 Or a perfectly smashing smash up. 63 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:43,390 I'd rather have a colonel's pension. 64 00:05:44,307 --> 00:05:47,269 - Well, my wife would anyway. - Then leave her, Midger. 65 00:05:47,769 --> 00:05:50,063 Desert her and her three children. 66 00:05:50,564 --> 00:05:53,066 Abscond with the family bank account. 67 00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:54,401 - Mortimer? - sir? 68 00:05:55,151 --> 00:05:56,152 The boots are a bit cloudy. 69 00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:57,988 Buff them with champagne before I go out tonight. 70 00:05:58,154 --> 00:05:59,489 I'm going to pop into town for a bit. 71 00:05:59,656 --> 00:06:01,700 There's a lady I know has a remarkable talent 72 00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:04,035 for reducing the size of a man's troubles. 73 00:06:05,203 --> 00:06:07,372 Don't glower at me like that. No one will miss me. 74 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:08,874 They'll be at the regimental dinner. 75 00:06:09,207 --> 00:06:11,793 I was ordered to keep an eye on you and I intend to do it. 76 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,589 They're saying out at the back, sir 77 00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:18,216 that you pulled His Royal Highness' nose. 78 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:20,176 On the contrary, he pulled mine. 79 00:06:22,262 --> 00:06:24,347 Oh, hope it won't mean a court-martial, sir. 80 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:29,311 Oh, I hope not too. After all such as it is, it's home. 81 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:30,812 Thank you, sir. 82 00:06:31,479 --> 00:06:33,607 Well, since we're dining in, let's settle the menu. 83 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:37,360 Uh, two dozen oysters, pint of champagne, the '87. 84 00:06:37,694 --> 00:06:40,822 Royal turtle soup. No, on second thoughts, nothing royal. 85 00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:42,699 Onion soup and very dry sherry. 86 00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:45,744 [orchestral music] 87 00:07:13,855 --> 00:07:16,608 [music continues] 88 00:07:19,861 --> 00:07:22,822 [inaudible] 89 00:07:28,828 --> 00:07:30,789 Lord Edwin is a very charming man. 90 00:07:31,289 --> 00:07:32,832 Quite the most charming. 91 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,418 - Will you marry him? - I expect so. 92 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,629 I don't know really. 93 00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:40,465 I only know that the thought of not marrying Edwin 94 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:41,925 has never really entered my head. 95 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,426 Don't let it, my dear. 96 00:07:43,718 --> 00:07:46,179 Marriage is the only future for a woman. 97 00:07:46,513 --> 00:07:49,391 As a woman with no future, I can speak with some authority. 98 00:07:51,726 --> 00:07:54,688 [music continues] 99 00:07:58,817 --> 00:08:01,653 [all cheering] 100 00:08:09,536 --> 00:08:11,371 Oh, pray be seated. 101 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:13,999 Your Royal Highness has a marked musical talent. 102 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:16,501 Well, I put a little spirit into it, didn't I? 103 00:08:18,294 --> 00:08:20,922 - Mmm, Edwin. - Captain Brummell is here, sir. 104 00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:22,090 Oh, is he? 105 00:08:22,298 --> 00:08:24,384 Mrs. Fitzherbert has g***t a very kind heart. 106 00:08:25,051 --> 00:08:26,594 She suggested that justice would be done 107 00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:28,471 if I were to give Captain Brummell a spanking 108 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,598 and send him up to bed without supper. 109 00:08:30,765 --> 00:08:33,268 Fetch him in. We'll see the fellow crawl. 110 00:08:33,435 --> 00:08:34,561 I have the impression, Prinny, 111 00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:36,396 that he's not the sort that crawls readily. 112 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:38,523 He's proud and stiff as sealing wax. 113 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,650 In that case, we shall apply some heat to the sealing wax 114 00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:42,193 and watch it melt. 115 00:08:43,069 --> 00:08:44,738 Do you know I can do that without the cracker? 116 00:08:44,904 --> 00:08:45,905 Have you seen this? 117 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,117 - Your hands are very strong. - Yes, they always have been. 118 00:08:49,284 --> 00:08:50,577 At the age of seven 119 00:08:50,744 --> 00:08:53,621 I g***t my brother, Freddie, by the hair, Duke of York, you know 120 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,583 and it took four footmen to force me to let go. 121 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,793 Four of them. 122 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,714 With Your Royal Highness' permission, Captain Brummell. 123 00:09:02,881 --> 00:09:05,800 Oh, yes. Oh, my dear, may I present Captain Brummell? 124 00:09:06,259 --> 00:09:08,344 - Mrs. Fitzherbert. - Humble servant, Madam. 125 00:09:08,511 --> 00:09:10,430 And Lady Patricia Belham. 126 00:09:11,056 --> 00:09:12,766 The Captain and I have already met informally. 127 00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:14,601 I appreciate your gift. 128 00:09:15,268 --> 00:09:17,228 I shall keep them as a souvenir of my visit. 129 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,482 I only wish they could have been ropes of pearls, Lady Patricia. 130 00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:23,026 I'm beginning to understand 131 00:09:23,193 --> 00:09:24,861...