Silvia Saige - Van Wylde Mother Exchange 7 Ep 3 - Sweetsinner Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,939 --> 00:00:02,939 Meet dinner. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,820 Wow, this is so much bigger than the last one. 3 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,200 Yeah, and a lot more expensive. 4 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:18,700 How are you going to spend two grand a month and still have a full schedule at 5 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,660 school? I'll get a part -time job. 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,280 It's a community college. It's not that f***g hard. 7 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,300 There's community colleges back home, Van. 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,660 God, you sound like my mom. F***k, if it gets expensive, I'll pull out some 9 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,479 college loans. 10 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,540 Oh my God, that's a terrible idea. 11 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:37,660 You need to rethink this whole thing, stay at home for a few more years, save 12 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,600 some money, until you know what you really want to do. 13 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:44,660 God, why is everyone so against me f***g moving out? 14 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:48,600 Maybe it's the universe's way of telling you to stay at home. 15 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,080 Stay with your family. 16 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:54,290 I want to get to know Lisa, and I can't do that with two moms looking over my 17 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:57,570 shoulder. Please tell me you're not moving here because of Lisa. 18 00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:58,770 I'm not. 19 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:04,170 She's only using you to get out of her dad's house. She doesn't even have a 20 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:07,530 She's g***t an interview at the frozen yogurt place on Tuesday. 21 00:01:08,050 --> 00:01:09,150 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:14,390 A part -time job at minimum wage isn't even going to put a dent into these 23 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:15,390 bills, okay? 24 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:18,990 And look, I know that you think you love her. 25 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,780 but it's only because you've never been with another woman. 26 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:23,800 Of course I have. 27 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:28,340 And I know for a fact you haven't. 28 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,920 How? 29 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,300 I've heard the two of you messing around in the living room. 30 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:38,880 Sounds more like two amateurs pretending it's good s***x when it's not. 31 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:43,000 Look, she satisfies me pretty well, and don't you worry about that, okay? 32 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:48,320 I know you think that. It's because you've never been with a real... 33 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:49,670 Besides, 34 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:54,270 how can you say she satisfies you when she's never even given you a b***b? 35 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:56,390 How do you know about that? 36 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,490 I've read your text messages. 37 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:01,030 You went through my phone? 38 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:06,830 Look, man, I'm worried about you. And after reading all the things that she 39 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:09,889 doesn't do, I agree with your friend. 40 00:02:10,449 --> 00:02:11,770 You need to leave her. 41 00:02:12,290 --> 00:02:16,570 You didn't go through all my texts, did you? 42 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:23,540 What do you mean? The one where you talk about how you would do anything to f***k 43 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:24,540 me? 44 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,340 Yeah. 45 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,600 I read it. 46 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,020 That was a joke. 47 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:31,279 Was it? 48 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,280 Of course. 49 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:33,640 Yeah. 50 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,140 Call her. 51 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:36,840 Right now. 52 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:41,480 And tell her you've changed your mind. That you're coming home and not staying 53 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,480 here this semester. 54 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,160 I can't do it. 55 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:47,668 I can't do that. 56 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:49,550 Yeah. You can. 57 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:51,530 Call her. 58 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,930 That way I can have you at home with me. 59 00:02:55,990 --> 00:03:00,390 Call her right now and I'll even s***k your d***k while you do it. 60 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:05,790 It's okay. 61 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:07,730 I don't know. 62 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,630 I know you've thought about it. 63 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:15,850 You can't deny that. Yeah, but I mean... 64 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,160 I think you like it 65 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,540 Does Lisa kiss you like that? 66 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:36,519 I know. 67 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,800 I think I g***t your attention. 68 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,960 Yeah. 69 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,840 Let's see if I can... Holy f***k. 70 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,540 ...turn things up for you. 71 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,599 It's okay. 72 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,640 Yeah. Touch. 73 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,780 Huh? Touch them. 74 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,200 Oh, f***k yeah. 75 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:58,780 Mm -hmm. 76 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,340 That's amazing. 77 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:01,900 You like that? 78 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,040 Uh -huh. 79 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,800 You can keep going. 80 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,970 You can be as rough as you want. 81 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,020 Thank you. 82 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,480 Holy f***k. 83 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,060 Amazing. 84 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,880 you don't get that b***b until you call her. 85 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,780 Yeah, I can, I can, I can, I can do that. 86 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,900 Hey, 87 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:07,880 hey, Lisa, um, I just, I had to call you and tell 88 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,080 you that I'm not coming. 89 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:17,780 And I think it's better if we start talking. 90 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,500 Just, yeah. 91 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,560 Yeah, no, no, no. 92 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,220 Yeah, I have to go. 93 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,920 I have to go. All right. 94 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,180 I gotta go. 95 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:31,360 Sorry. Sorry. 96 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,620 Yeah? 97 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:43,290 She calls back, you don't answer. 98 00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:46,970 This, Jesus. 99 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:54,710 This, now very happily, belongs to me. 100 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:57,350 Oh, f***k. 101 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:00,750 Can you deal with them? 102 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,070 Yeah. 103 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:03,850 I can deal with them. 104 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:05,870 Good. Get these off. 105 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:28,820 Nice doesn't it? 106 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,280 Yeah. 107 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,840 This is what you've been hiding from me. 108 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,700 I'd only known sooner. 109 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,640 If you don't know, now you know. 110 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:44,320 Holy s***t. 111 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,600 At least it didn't ever s***k on your balls. 112 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,720 Bring me that c***k. 113 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:45,890 Oh, f***k. 114 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,230 Oh, 115 00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:55,870 I'm chilling now. 116 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:57,090 Yeah? Yeah. 117 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,710 You want to taste this p***y? 118 00:13:58,990 --> 00:13:59,769 I do. 119 00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,010 Think you're ready for that? 120 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,270 F***k yeah, I'm ready. 121 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:04,930 I see the game. 122 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,680 No f***g game. No? 123 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,360 Go for it. 124 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:35,240 Oh my god Oh 125 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:42,400 yeah? 126 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:48,920 I think I'm ready Oh 127 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,620 my god 128 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:15,830 Oh, that p***y. 129 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,310 Yeah. Yeah, look at you. 130 00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:19,790 Yeah. 131 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,310 Oh, f***k. 132 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:24,590 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 133 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,610 Oh, yeah. 134 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,450 Yeah, I've g***t more p***y wrapped around your c***k. 135 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,070 Yeah. 136 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:32,790 Oh, f***k. 137 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:34,610 Oh, yeah. 138 00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:37,310 Give it to me, baby. 139 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,650 Yeah. Oh, 140 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,150 f***k. 141 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,080 Oh, yeah. 142 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,740 Oh, I come to love that guy. 143 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,420 Yeah. 144 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,120 S***t. 145 00:23:52,419 --> 00:23:54,400 Oh, f***k yeah. 146 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:57,460 You think you can handle a little bit more? 147 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,200 Yeah? 148 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,080 You gonna f***k me from behind? 149 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:03,200 Yeah. You ready? 150 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,720 Will Lisa ever let you do that? 151 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,620 I didn't think so. 152 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,700 You can keep those. 153 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,820 Come on, big boy. 154 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,960 Don't leave me waiting. 155 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:32,600 Oh my god. 156 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,840 Oh, f***k. 157 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,760 Yeah. Yeah. 158 00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:38,980 Yeah. 159 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,260 F***k yeah, 160 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:18,360 oh 161 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,580 That's f***g retarded.