A Madea Christmas (2013) 1080p AAC.en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:49,599 --> 00:00:51,167 - Okay. Are we doing... - Hi. 2 00:00:51,267 --> 00:00:52,902 - How are you? - I'm not comin' out there. 3 00:00:53,002 --> 00:00:56,106 It's only a day and a half of work, and you gonna be making $150. 4 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:58,708 - I look like a d***n fool. - I'm gonna come in. 5 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:01,479 Okay. One, two, thre... 6 00:01:02,078 --> 00:01:03,546 You better stop it. 7 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,816 Eileen, you come in on three. You don't say, "One, two," and come in. 8 00:01:06,916 --> 00:01:08,451 You say, "Three." Then you come in. 9 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:13,256 Look at you. You are dressed for success. 10 00:01:13,356 --> 00:01:15,358 I look like the whole d***n red-light district. 11 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:17,694 I ain't had nothing like this on since I was on that pole. 12 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:21,865 Ooh. Well, just think of this as another pole. The North Pole. 13 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:23,666 They don't make it rain at the North Pole. 14 00:01:23,766 --> 00:01:25,568 At my age, I can't get no rain nowhere. 15 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,048 I get a little drizzle, but them quarters hurt. 16 00:01:29,906 --> 00:01:32,675 No, no, no. Well, this is beautiful. 17 00:01:32,775 --> 00:01:36,012 Just think of this as a little extra money for you and Cora. 18 00:01:36,112 --> 00:01:37,814 Honey, I don't buy Cora nothing for Christmas. 19 00:01:37,914 --> 00:01:39,716 I ain't bought her nothing since she was seven years old. 20 00:01:39,816 --> 00:01:41,151 - You're kidding. - That's right. 21 00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:44,087 Cora asked me for some money for some dolls named Starz. 22 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,022 I couldn't afford it. She just wanted them Starz. 23 00:01:46,122 --> 00:01:48,091 So all day Christmas, she made me feel bad. 24 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,427 That night, Christmas dinner, she's still sitting at the table crying. 25 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,063 I knocked the hell out of her. You know what happened? 26 00:01:53,163 --> 00:01:55,732 She saw stars. And she never asked me for another gift. 27 00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:58,034 - You are dreadful. Yes, you are. - The truth. 28 00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:00,870 - I can't do this, Eileen. - Yes, you can. Stop. 29 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:02,439 - Now, just smile. - Okay. I'm smiling. 30 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,507 Now, you should see... Come over here. 31 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:06,076 I gotta take you where you working. 32 00:02:06,176 --> 00:02:09,479 You should see the lovely gifts I bought for my daughter. 33 00:02:09,579 --> 00:02:11,915 - How she doing? - Oh, she is excellent. 34 00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:14,084 You know she went to New York to get a degree... 35 00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:17,921 g***t her master's and up and moved to Alabama of all places. 36 00:02:18,021 --> 00:02:20,623 - What the hell she move to Alabama for? - Who knows. 37 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:24,928 Anyway, she took a little job there in some little, small school, you know. 38 00:02:25,028 --> 00:02:27,768 She says she wants to start a farm. 39 00:02:28,698 --> 00:02:32,735 - A farm? What she starting a farm for? - I don't know. I don't know. 40 00:02:32,835 --> 00:02:36,272 But anyway, you know she g***t tons of offers down here in Atlanta. 41 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:39,008 But she didn't want to, so what can you do? 42 00:02:39,108 --> 00:02:41,711 - Maybe she's trying to get away from you. - You better stop that. 43 00:02:41,811 --> 00:02:43,580 - Where we going? - My daughter loves me. 44 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,785 Round yon Virgin Mother... 45 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,499 - Was that you singing? - No, ma'**. 46 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:56,126 There's no one else in there, Bailey McCoy. 47 00:02:56,226 --> 00:02:59,062 Come on. Walk with me. You're late again. 48 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:00,430 I'm sorry. 49 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:02,765 - I'm gonna have to talk to your parents. - No. 50 00:03:02,865 --> 00:03:06,369 I just woke up late. I'll be here on time. I promise. 51 00:03:06,469 --> 00:03:07,937 Budget cuts, budget cuts. 52 00:03:08,037 --> 00:03:10,140 All right. Go on in class. 53 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,142 - We'll talk about this later. Okay? - Okay. 54 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:14,481 And your singing. 55 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,226 I'm not gonna come in here and listen to this. 56 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,561 All right, people! 57 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:29,959 Now, we may have to cancel the Christmas Jubilee this year. 58 00:03:30,059 --> 00:03:32,595 - No way! - We don't have the budget! 59 00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:34,531 Mayor, you hold on right there. 60 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,533 All right? Now, I grew "poinsetters" for this. 61 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,934 Poinsettias. 62 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:39,738 - That's what I said. - No, you didn't. 63 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:42,505 If this Christmas Jubilee don't happen... 64 00:03:42,605 --> 00:03:44,407 what ** I gonna do with all them "poinsetters"? 65 00:03:44,507 --> 00:03:46,809 - Poinsettias. - Stop. Do I look stupid? 66 00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:48,811 - Tanner, I understand. - No, sir... 67 00:03:48,911 --> 00:03:51,014 with all due respect, I don't think you do. 68 00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:53,816 Since they built that dam upriver, we've been barely surviving. 69 00:03:53,916 --> 00:03:56,119 Between that and the drought... 70 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:58,154 managed to put most of our crops out of business. 71 00:03:58,254 --> 00:04:00,156 We need this Christmas Jubilee to happen. You hear me? 72 00:04:00,256 --> 00:04:03,193 We don't have the money. I talked to the city council, didn't I? 73 00:04:03,293 --> 00:04:05,461 You did, Your Honor. He talked to him. I heard him. 74 00:04:05,561 --> 00:04:08,898 - Take it out of the school. - Hold on, Tanner McCoy. 75 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,134 We've already cut the school's budget... 76 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,703 and as principal, I have to draw the line. 77 00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:16,539 We have four teachers teaching several classes. 78 00:04:16,639 --> 00:04:19,742 If we cut back more, we'll not be able to finish the school year. 79 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,612 I don't care. Somebody has to do something. 80 00:04:22,712 --> 00:04:24,581 We have to have this Christmas Jubilee. 81 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:28,318 It helps too many people around here make enough money just to stay open. 82 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:30,353 We don't have the budget! 83 00:04:30,453 --> 00:04:34,194 When we elected you as mayor, you said you would help us! 84 00:04:35,425 --> 00:04:38,027 I know. I'm sorry. 85 00:04:38,127 --> 00:04:42,031 Folks around here don't take too kindly to politicians not keeping their word. 86 00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:46,008 You keep putting all these good people against the wall and see what happens. 87 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:49,239 Come on, fellas. Geez. 88 00:04:49,339 --> 00:04:51,419 - This is ridiculous. - Absolutely. 89 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,292 - You believe that guy? - That was unpleasant. 90 00:04:58,781 --> 00:05:00,316 Yes, it was. 91 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:02,118 - This is where you'll be working. - Okay. 92 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,053 Okay? Have you ever done sales before? 93 00:05:04,153 --> 00:05:07,924 - Yes, I sold trees. - Christmas trees? 94 00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:09,993 When you smoke 'em, they make you feel like it's Christmas. 95 00:05:10,093 --> 00:05:12,061 If you don't stop that nasty talk. 96 00:05:12,161 --> 00:05:14,230 Stop it. I mean, where goods were exchanged. 97 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,332 I was exchanging my goodies back in the day. 98 00:05:16,432 --> 00:05:17,867 Yes, indeed. 99 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:20,047 - I g***t to bring... - On the black market. 100 00:05:21,604 --> 00:05:24,674 - I g***t to bring you back to church. - You ain't bringing me to no church. 101 00:05:24,774 --> 00:05:27,110 I ain't goin' to no church. The devil is a lie. 102 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:29,245 - And you still married to him. - Honey, honey... 103 00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:31,314 - Speak of the devil, listen. Listen. - What, what, what? 104 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,549 - Y'all want me to work the register? - No, no. 105 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:35,118 - Other people take... - You sure? 106 00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:37,020 You have to be bonded for that job. 107 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,022 If I took the register, I'd be bonded out. 108 00:05:39,122 --> 00:05:40,890 Okay. Yeah. No, no, no, no. 109 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:44,794 Listen, let's go over a little quick review of what you're supposed to do. 110 00:05:44,894 --> 00:05:47,697 - You teach me. - You're supposed to direct the customers... 111 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:50,633 when they ask you for something, and you can refer to this. 112 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:52,902 Okay? Now, kitchenware is on the fifth floor. 113 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,470 - Kitchenware, fifth floor. - Yes. 114 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,472 - Women's apparel is on the second... - Y'all sell pears? 115 00:05:56,572 --> 00:05:58,441 Y'all g***t produce up there? 116 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:01,044 - Clothing. Women's clothing. - Say, "Clothing." Don't say, "A pears." 117 00:06:01,144 --> 00:06:02,879 I don't know what "apparels" is. "A pears." 118 00:06:02,979 --> 00:06:05,181 Okay. Young adults is on the third floor. 119 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:09,052 - Young adults on the third floor. - Makeup and perfume is here. 120 00:06:09,152 --> 00:06:10,653 And over there across the hall. 121 00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:12,989 - I get it. I'll be fine. - All right, and listen. 122 00:06:13,089 --> 00:06:15,825 Most important, everybody gets the same greeting. 123 00:06:15,925 --> 00:06:18,094 When they come in, you look them in the face... 124 00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:21,931 you smile pretty and you say, "Merry Christmas. 125 00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:24,300 It's...