An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) 1080p EAC3.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:37,607 --> 00:00:39,692 Yeah, dude! 2 00:00:39,776 --> 00:00:44,238 Bobby, do that again, but this time don't fall down. 3 00:01:16,435 --> 00:01:20,147 - Aah! - Whoo-hoo-wow! 4 00:01:24,274 --> 00:01:26,194 Huh? 5 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,699 Do you realize going off to college means no more... 6 00:01:30,782 --> 00:01:33,785 well-meaning but totally smothering, overprotective, 7 00:01:33,869 --> 00:01:35,787 doting, ah-yucking dads? 8 00:01:35,871 --> 00:01:37,914 Yeah, well, yours at least. 9 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:42,795 My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley. 10 00:01:42,878 --> 00:01:47,882 Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman heap. 11 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:50,968 The College "X" Games! 12 00:01:51,051 --> 00:01:53,054 First freshman team to win it all! 13 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:57,809 First team to boot those number one Gammas on their boot-tays! 14 00:01:57,892 --> 00:02:01,313 Huh! The Gammas may be five-time winners, 15 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:05,024 but I hope they're ready for a losing streak! 16 00:02:05,107 --> 00:02:08,694 Let's beat the Gammas! Let's do it to it! 17 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,490 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 18 00:02:15,951 --> 00:02:19,579 Gawrsh, Pete, one day you're changin' their diapers, 19 00:02:19,663 --> 00:02:21,999 and the next thing you know... 20 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:25,251 they're all grown up and leavin' for college. 21 00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:27,253 Well, Goof, the way I see it, 22 00:02:27,336 --> 00:02:31,007 it's my last night of baby-sitting, and I'm a free man! 23 00:02:31,049 --> 00:02:35,135 Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell you! 24 00:02:35,218 --> 00:02:38,181 Yah-hoo! Ha-ha! Come on, son. 25 00:02:38,222 --> 00:02:41,307 I can't miss you if you won't leave! 26 00:02:41,391 --> 00:02:44,352 - Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Yeah, free. 27 00:02:44,394 --> 00:02:48,232 Hey, why don't you get the boys? Food's almost ready. 28 00:02:48,315 --> 00:02:50,817 It's time to sere these little babies now. 29 00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:54,487 Ha-ha-ooh! 30 00:02:54,571 --> 00:02:59,367 Nice rasta, pasta, Maxman. 31 00:02:59,409 --> 00:03:02,869 Ooh, Maxie's pretty good at that boardin' stuff. 32 00:03:02,911 --> 00:03:05,915 He is totally gonna kill at college. 33 00:03:05,998 --> 00:03:08,000 Huh? 34 00:03:10,418 --> 00:03:12,797 - Yeah! Yes! 35 00:03:12,881 --> 00:03:16,092 Listen, son, that there "X" Games fiddle-faddle... 36 00:03:16,175 --> 00:03:18,093 may be all well and fun, 37 00:03:18,176 --> 00:03:22,598 but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves. 38 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:25,600 - Exactly. - You'll get a degree, 39 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:28,644 and the world will be your clam. 40 00:03:28,728 --> 00:03:31,064 Uh, oyster, Dad? 41 00:03:31,106 --> 00:03:33,690 No, thanks. I'm saving room for weenies. 42 00:03:33,774 --> 00:03:36,109 Now, let me show you exactly what I mean. 43 00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:40,573 Oh, no, not the old horseshoe lecture. 44 00:03:40,615 --> 00:03:45,119 You see, tossin' horseshoes is a lot like how life works. 45 00:03:47,245 --> 00:03:50,832 Sorr, Pete. 46 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:53,418 Uh, like I was sayin'... 47 00:03:53,502 --> 00:03:57,547 It's about staying focused on your goals. 48 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,925 Right. You see, ever once in a while... 49 00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:03,844 life gives you an important tossin' opportunity. 50 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:06,974 Like, uh, well... college, for instance! 51 00:04:07,057 --> 00:04:08,975 If you want that dee-ploma, 52 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:13,312 you gotta fix both eyes on it like it was this here horseshoe stake. 53 00:04:13,395 --> 00:04:16,816 And with the proper "consecration"... 54 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:18,817 and follow-through, 55 00:04:25,114 --> 00:04:27,617 Throw it, will ya! 56 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,287 You should hear the clang of a ringer! 57 00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:47,510 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! A ringer! 58 00:04:47,594 --> 00:04:51,097 See, Maxie? You've just gotta stay focused. 59 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:54,017 - Huh? - Hey, Goof, 60 00:04:54,101 --> 00:04:57,979 - it's gettin' cold already. 61 00:04:58,855 --> 00:05:00,733 Save a weenie for me! 62 00:05:00,816 --> 00:05:03,818 Hey, Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough? Pass 'em over here. 63 00:05:05,069 --> 00:05:08,991 Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here. 64 00:05:09,116 --> 00:05:11,034 Here, let me help you pack. 65 00:05:11,118 --> 00:05:12,786 Dad, I can do that. 66 00:05:12,827 --> 00:05:17,623 I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. 67 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:22,128 In fact, it's gonna be a long time... 68 00:05:22,171 --> 00:05:25,047 before you see your old man again. 69 00:05:25,131 --> 00:05:27,717 What, maybe Christmas? 70 00:05:27,801 --> 00:05:30,261 Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast. 71 00:05:30,345 --> 00:05:33,055 Not too fast, I hope. 72 00:05:33,138 --> 00:05:36,601 It's time to take charge, live your own life. 73 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,395 You're a grown man now, Maxie-Poo. 74 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:47,985 I'm not takin' ol' Stuffed Bear to college, Dad! 75 00:05:48,027 --> 00:05:49,988 - Sure you are. - No. 76 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,699 What are you talkin' about? You love Stuffed Bear. 77 00:05:52,782 --> 00:05:55,618 - Come on. You're gonna need him. - I'm not kidding! 78 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:58,955 - No! 79 00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:04,960 Well, then, 80 00:06:05,044 --> 00:06:07,880 I g***t somethin' else for you. 81 00:06:09,381 --> 00:06:11,340 - Son, 82 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:13,468 I want you to have this. 83 00:06:13,552 --> 00:06:15,513 Oh! It weighs like a ton! 84 00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:21,017 I bet it's one of those combo TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax things, right? 85 00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,270 Oh, man, they are so cool! 86 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:31,361 - Too stunned to speak, huh? - No, just stunned. What is it? 87 00:06:31,403 --> 00:06:33,946 This was my father's. 88 00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:37,115 And now, son, it's yours. 89 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:41,037 Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. 90 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:43,873 Oh, listen, I'm gonna turn in. 91 00:06:43,956 --> 00:06:47,543 You know, big day tomorrow. 92 00:06:58,094 --> 00:07:01,806 - Good night, Dad. - Good night, son. 93 00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:18,780 Ah-yuck. 94 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,033 Ah-yuck. 95 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,829 Did you brush your teeth? 96 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,582 Yeah, Dad. 97 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,334 - Comb your hair? - Yep. 98 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,754 - Did you put on clean underwear? - Dad! 99 00:07:34,796 --> 00:07:36,923 - Come on, Max! - Oop! Gotta go! 100 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:39,258 But, Max... 101 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,009 Ooh! 102 00:07:41,092 --> 00:07:45,014 - Goin' already? - Gotta get there early for freshman orientation. See ya. 103 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,099 What about breakfast? 104 00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:49,851 - You need your three squares a day, you know. - Don't worr. 105 00:07:49,976 --> 00:07:53,814 We'll pick up donuts on the way. Love ya! Miss ya! See you at Christmas! Bye! 106 00:07:53,897 --> 00:07:56,607 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 107 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,358 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 108 00:07:59,694 --> 00:08:02,740 Good-bye, my little college man. 109 00:09:08,051 --> 00:09:09,970 - Gawrsh. 110 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:24,192 Doot-doot-doot-doot 111 00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:26,485 Doot-doot-doot 112 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:28,487 Okay, dude, south. 113 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:32,408 Un, no, wait. I mean... I don't know, man. Do I look like Magellan? 114 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:35,327 - P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan. - Tr hangin' a Louie. 115 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,370 No, no. Wait. That's the other Louie. 116 00:09:37,412 --> 00:09:39,623 Louie, Huey, Dewey? What're you talkin' about? 117 00:09:39,707 --> 00:09:41,708 Yo, it's right here. This way. 118 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,544 Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right. 119 00:09:43,585 --> 00:09:47,047 Hey, Bob, um, who's drivin'? 120 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,644 Aaah! 121 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:07,399 Check it out! 122 00:10:09,486 --> 00:10:12,863 Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day... 123 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,199 of the rest of our lives. 124 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,410 Wow. That's pretty deep. 125 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,786 Did you get that off a bumper sticker? 126 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:28,460 Yo. I spy the Gamma house, which means... 127 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:33,383 that dude right there is the one, the only... 128 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,928 Bradley Uppercrust the Third! 129 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:41,974 Whoa! The College "X" Games king! 130 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,811 Yeah, until we take the crown. 131 00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:06,705 Let's play ball, Dad. 132 00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:09,834 Max. 133 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:51,122 - Hiya, Dad. - Maxie. 134 00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:55,378 Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling. 135 00:11:55,419 --> 00:12:00,298 Stop daydreaming and get back to work... or else! 136 00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:21,194 Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ohh! Wah! 137 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:29,409 Oh, no! Look out! 138 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:35,582 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 139 00:12:42,547 --> 00:12:45,132 Ooh! 140 00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,888 Ooh! 141 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,435 Goofy! 142 00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:59,063 I warned you! 143 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:03,525 You're fired! 144 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,673 Huh? 145 00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,925 Oh. Wow! 146 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:33,930 Great air, Max-a-million! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! 147 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,355 Maxie! 148 00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:45,607 Yeah! 149 00:13:48,819 -->...