Animal Control s03e06 Buffalo and Beavers.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:02,573 Let's go. 2 00:00:02,574 --> 00:00:03,785 - Doc. 3 00:00:03,786 --> 00:00:04,742 She has no recollection 4 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:05,830 of the last eight years. 5 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:06,744 Bring it on. 6 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:07,789 I came here to help you. 7 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:08,930 "Kitchen Nightmares � 8 00:00:08,931 --> 00:00:09,791 Are you in. 9 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,315 And �Going Dutch � 10 00:00:11,316 --> 00:00:12,446 Pew pew pew. 11 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:13,882 First guns I've seen on the base. 12 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:14,665 Let's go, let's go. 13 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,190 All available now. 14 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,280 ? 15 00:00:19,281 --> 00:00:21,194 LIX. 16 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,195 [doorbell rings] 17 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:23,413 Is this like a fetish party? 18 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:24,763 It's a Super Bowl party. 19 00:00:24,764 --> 00:00:26,938 Pro football uses Roman numerals to honor 20 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:30,029 when the league first formed back in ancient... Ohio. 21 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,291 Yeah, I don't care. 22 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,074 [angelic vocalizing] 23 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,468 Thank God you guys are here. 24 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:35,861 Rob Gronkowski. 25 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,559 I love you. 26 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,909 That's cool. 27 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:40,822 Follow me. 28 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,258 We g***t a situation. 29 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,782 So, Rob gets the "L" word. 30 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:45,870 Interesting. 31 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,861 I've always wanted real, live mascots 32 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,048 for my Super Bowl party. 33 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,356 Last fall... I booked all 32 teams. 34 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:54,073 Oh, and then you cancel the ones 35 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:56,185 that don't make the game. That's just good party planning. 36 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,969 Why is Frank being so nice to this giant man? 37 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:00,755 And then my assistant forgot to cancel them. 38 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:01,799 Wait, does that mean...? 39 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,583 [girl screams] 40 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:03,715 [cawing] 41 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:04,852 [bleating] 42 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:08,893 [bellowing] 43 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:10,244 [squawking] 44 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,382 [people screaming] 45 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,597 Gronk, your, uh... 46 00:01:15,598 --> 00:01:17,902 incredible athleticism and extreme postseason success 47 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:20,732 excuse this dangerous lapse in judgment. 48 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,168 I have a lot of rings, 49 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,099 but I don't have a lot of self-control. 50 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,042 Everybody, bring it in! Bring it in. 51 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,449 Okay. Guys, here's the play. 52 00:01:27,517 --> 00:01:29,610 Get the animals. 53 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:30,742 On one! 54 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,179 And... break! 55 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:33,570 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 56 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:34,621 [horse neighs] 57 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,404 Alright, Shred. Falcon's all yours. 58 00:01:40,405 --> 00:01:41,796 Frank's scared of heights. 59 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,973 All good. I'm scared of heights too. 60 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,110 Really? 61 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:46,633 - Yeah. - Me too. 62 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,375 [lion roars] 63 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:52,894 Okay. We have a cardinal and a lion. 64 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:53,945 [lion growling] 65 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:56,600 Just a lion. 66 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,208 Alright, he's a big boy. 67 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:03,948 [glass smashing] 68 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:04,949 [wheezing] 69 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,082 It's just a guy in a bear suit. 70 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:08,518 This party's crazy. 71 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,780 And he's hammered! 72 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,000 Alright, go home. 73 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,176 This one counts. Good job. 74 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,614 [buffalo bellows] 75 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:18,995 Buffalo is the only one left. 76 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:22,359 Hey, cowboy. Lasso me. 77 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,797 No. Hand me the lasso. 78 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,864 Thank you so much. Hate your team. 79 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,107 Okay. Here we go. 80 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,587 [lasso whips the air] 81 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,806 This might be the greatest moment of my life. 82 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,331 Sad, but probably true. 83 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:41,900 [crowd awes] 84 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,553 [buffalo snorts and bellows] 85 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:46,382 Run!!!!!! 86 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:48,429 ? 87 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:20,591 Hey, guys. 88 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:25,161 Nothing? Okay, um... 89 00:03:25,162 --> 00:03:27,293 I did send two emails and then a follow-up text to everyone, 90 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:30,644 with zero replies, but, uh, here I ** in person, again, 91 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:33,169 just to say, I'm taking a personal day. So... 92 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:34,996 Kinda feels like this could've been an email, Emily. 93 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,389 Why are you taking off? 94 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,694 Um... it's no... no reason. 95 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,043 It's just a... just a personal day. 96 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,610 Guys, this is Emily's business, 97 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,830 and therapy's a sign of strength, not weakness. 98 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,266 [chuckles] Thank you, Shred. 99 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,050 Uh... but no, I'm not going to therapy. 100 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,182 Hey, you don't have to white knuckle it. 101 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,009 We all need therapy. 102 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,532 Don't listen to her. 103 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:50,838 Keep stuffing it down, sister. It works. 104 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,056 No, I'm not going to therapy. 105 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:52,840 [Victoria] Oh my God. 106 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:53,710 Your pregnant? 107 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:54,668 Oh... okay, okay. 108 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,496 [laughs] Ahh... I'm leaving. 109 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,107 Um... oh, while I'm gone, Patel is in charge. 110 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:01,152 First of all, thank you. 111 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:02,851 Second, and this is to my staff. 112 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:05,461 If there is any weirdness... let's just talk it out. 113 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,289 It never feels good to get passed over. 114 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,943 Well, I'm cool with the weirdness, 115 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,553 so I should probably let you know that Emily asked me, 116 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,512 like, four times, and I turned her down every time. 117 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,253 Well, it doesn't matter how I g***t the corner office, 118 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,210 just that I did. 119 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:16,690 You can't use my office. 120 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,344 Ah, just a metaphor. 121 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,433 But are you being serious? 'Cause it's g***t the big desk. 122 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,349 Okay. Uh... yeah. That's fine. Whatever. 123 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:23,740 Just don't eat in there. 124 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:24,959 No, of course not. 125 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,047 Yeah. Okay, bye. 126 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:26,830 [Patel] Yeah, yeah. 127 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,092 [Shred] Bye! 128 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,143 I'll be in my office. 129 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:30,754 Apple. 130 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,277 [thuds] 131 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:35,883 Hey. 132 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,233 Hey. 133 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,799 You never take a personal day. 134 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,453 When you had jury duty, you tried to get it moved 135 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:41,585 to a weekend. 136 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:44,108 Yeah. Rick's coming back from Nepal today. 137 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:44,848 Bugger off. 138 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,154 [Emily] Mm-hmm. 139 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:47,503 Are you guys going to meet up? 140 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,113 Well, you know, I have to give him his stuff 141 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,550 that he left at my apartment. 142 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,551 Really? 143 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:52,682 Yeah. 144 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:53,901 He's been without it for six months. 145 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,555 I mean, he doesn't need it. 146 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,165 Oh, that's true. 147 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,688 Um... I've also been driving his car 148 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,386 so that the battery doesn't die. 149 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,692 And then I also feed his parrot twice a day. 150 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,085 Woman! 151 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,216 No! 152 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:06,566 I'm just trying to be nice. 153 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,917 He was such a mess when we broke up, and... 154 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:10,918 I don't know, I just feel like I owe him a conversation 155 00:05:10,919 -->...