Magic.Mike.XXL.2015.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG-en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,316 [GULLS SQUAWKING] 2 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,499 -Yo, let's go. -Yup. 3 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,498 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 4 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,905 We have g***t to get a retail space. 5 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,347 I'm so over these contractors nickel-and-diming our margins all day. 6 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,248 I hear you, man. 7 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,083 MIKE: Watch the mirror. -Yep. 8 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,786 MIKE: That's it. 9 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,022 [HORN HONKING] 10 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,358 Come on, man. 11 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,864 [CELL PHONE DINGS] 12 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:48,735 VOICEMAIL: Hey, pal, it's Tarzan. 13 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,901 Found your number on Google. Hope it's the right one. 14 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,308 Look, I know it’s been a while... 15 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:58,315 ...but since we're coming up through Tampa, I figured you'd want to know. 16 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:02,149 I g***t some real bad news about Dallas. 17 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,480 He '5 gone, bro. 18 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,247 [SIGHS] 19 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:40,451 -Can I help you? -Hi. I'm here for the wake. 20 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,519 There's no wake here. 21 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,789 [INDISTINCT YELLING] 22 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,866 Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it. 23 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,102 [INDISTINCT CHA'ITER] 24 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,771 [OZZY OSBOURNE'S "CRAZY TRAIN" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 25 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,341 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 26 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,545 MAN: Come on, baby! Woo-hoo! 27 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,713 [ALL CHEERING] 28 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:19,362 RICHIE: Holy s***t, what the f***k are you doing here? 29 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,900 -You dropped your towel. -Yeah, just go with it, baby. 30 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,802 -Hey, fellas! Catch and release! -No, no, no! 31 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,964 [ALL CHEERING] 32 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,711 TARZAN: Nice entrance. 33 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,148 TOBIAS: Hey, what's with this f***g suit, bro? 34 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,880 Well, I don't know. Somebody told me this was a wake. 35 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,148 A wake? 36 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:47,350 Yeah, Dallas. He‘s not dead? 37 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,518 You told him he was dead? 38 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,028 [ALL LAUGHING] 39 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,394 We were going to invite you, but... 40 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:59,665 ...we had a couple drinks and were like, "He's g***t the girl and the job, and... 41 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,207 ...he's not going to come unless we really get his attention." 42 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,543 Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he? 43 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,848 He f***g bailed on us. He took the Kid. 44 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,847 Started a new show overseas. 45 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,387 -Wow. Where? TITO: Macaw. 46 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,117 Macau. 47 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:22,451 F***g China. Some d-bag investor offered Dallas a whole bunch of money-- 48 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:25,928 Don't say his name, man. Don't give it that power. 49 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,432 I can say his name. He's not f***g Voldemort. 50 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,039 TITO: First time you backflipped off that balcony in the middle of the night. 51 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,107 MIKE: I was thinking about doing it again and then I punked out. 52 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,302 Yeah, liquid acid. That‘II take you back to the original self. 53 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,539 No, f***k that s***t. I woke up under a car in the parking lot. 54 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,650 White Shadow, meet Mikey. 55 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,309 -Mikey Lane, White Shadow. -Yeah, we‘ve met. 56 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,546 I think she likes you, Mike. 57 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,487 -Okay, okay. -Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you. 58 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,253 Jesus f***k. 59 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,124 You look good, Mike. How's everything going, man? 60 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,893 Heh. Things are good, man. Really good. The business is crushing it. 61 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,798 We g***t so many orders, I don't have enough employees. 62 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,065 Uh.... I don't know. We're about to expand and get a retail spot. 63 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,801 -That's nice, man. MIKE: Yeah, dude, I'mjust... 64 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,002 ...happy to be running my own show for once. 65 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,613 TITO: I bet. TOBIAS: Feel that one. 66 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,979 TITO: How's the old girl? MIKE: She's good, man. Yeah, I mean... 67 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:23,984 You guys still haven't told me what the f***k y'all are doing in Tampa. 68 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,648 Today, you are looking at it, brother. 69 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,261 Just basking in the glory of our good fortune. 70 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:33,024 But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention. 71 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,033 MIKE: Oh, that's right. TITO: One last f***g ride, baby. 72 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,761 How's that work without Dallas? 73 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,929 TITO: Well, you see... 74 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,836 ...Tobias is going to MC. 75 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,937 [IMITATING DALLAS] "All right, all right, all right! 76 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,706 How y'all ladies doing here tonight?" Heh-heh. 77 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,548 [ALL LAUGH] 78 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,277 That's totally going to work. Do it just like that. 79 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,445 RICHIE: We g***t a couple days to perfect that. Uh.... 80 00:05:56,623 --> 00:06:01,117 The point is, we still g***t two freak shows, one who can barely dance. 81 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,854 One person of color? 82 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,727 I think you mean two. You're f***g Algerian, bro. 83 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,335 -Armenian, a***e. -Oh, yeah, Armenian. 84 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:14,030 One snowy white Ken doll for all those good little Christian women. 85 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,231 Present. 86 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,138 RICHIE: What the f***k more do you need? Right? 87 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,713 -Seize the day. ** I right? TITO: Yeah! 88 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:26,910 I'm goddamned if I'll let my last memory of this business be getting laid off. 89 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:30,883 If I'm going down, I‘m going down in a f***g tsunami of dollar bills! 90 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,389 -Can I get an "Amen"? -Amen, brother! 91 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,994 Make it rain! Amen! 92 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,497 MIKE: All right, let's cut this, then sand it and stain it. 93 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,433 Hey, Mike, any word on that thing we talked about? 94 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,998 Uh.... 95 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:51,666 Yeah. Yes, uh, is the answer, but... 96 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,003 ...itjust can't be right now. 97 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,276 We need a couple more reliable accounts before I can get a policy for you. 98 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:00,912 All right? 99 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,113 Yo, get outta here. Go have dinner with yourfamily. I can do this. 100 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,783 -No, man. It's no problem. -Come on, it's fine. Seriously. 101 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,255 -Yeah? -I g***t it. Go home. 102 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,125 Thanks, brother. 103 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:04,239 WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: You're listening to the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify. 104 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,083 [GINUWINE'S "PONY" PLAYING OVER RADIO] 105 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,374 MAN [SINGING]: I'm just a bachelor 106 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,349 Looking for a partner 107 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,116 Someone who knows how to ride 108 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,692 Without even falling off 109 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,059 Gotta be compatible 110 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,463 Takes me to my limits 111 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,627 Girl, when I break you off 112 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,797 I promise that you won't want to get off 113 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,570 If you're horny, let's do it 114 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,475 Ride it, my pony 115 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:12,414 My saddle's waiting 116 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,076 Come and jump on it 117 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,918 If you're horny, let's do it 118 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,027 Ride it, my pony 119 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,824 My saddle's waiting 120 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,059 Come and jump on it 121 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,602 Sitting here flossing 122 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:36,003 Peeping your steelo 123 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,168 Just once if I have the chance 124 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,677 The things I will do to you.... 125 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,743 [CHUCKLES] 126 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,352 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 127 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,685 KEN: Pack the pump? RICHIE: I brought one for you too. 128 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,452 [LAUGHS] 129 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,629 -That's g***t the brace. -You g***t the knee brace in there. Copy. 130 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,628 TITO: Ken, you g***t that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix? 131...