Weekend.at.Bernies.II.1993.1080p.WEBRip.DD2.0.x264-NTb Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,338 CORONER: Are you sure? 3 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:52,506 Yes, that's him. 4 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:56,477 That's Bernie Lomax. I'd recognize that smirk anywhere. 5 00:02:56,544 --> 00:03:00,914 Do you think you could put him back now? Please? 6 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,217 I've seen my share of dead people today. 7 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,718 See you, Bern. 8 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,254 Just leave him there, all right? 9 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,856 Every Labor Day it's the same thing over and over again. 10 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:13,794 The bodies keep piling up and piling up. Big bodies, little bodies... 11 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:18,966 Do you need us anymore? 12 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,301 I've g***t some papers here to sign. 13 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:21,602 He's g***t papers for you to sign. 14 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,870 Go ahead, sign them. 15 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,938 I don't want to sign them. You must sign them. 16 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,074 You have better penmanship than I do. 17 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,577 (CHUCKLES) 18 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:33,180 They were around here a minute ago. Just... 19 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:36,116 I don't suppose you could hurry this up? I mean we're gonna be late for work. 20 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,352 We g***t a big raise today. Promotion day. 21 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,954 I'd settle for an office with my very own door. 22 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,556 You are getting a door. 23 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,125 We're back from picking up after that gas barbecue explosion. 24 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:46,527 Yeah? How many did you get? 25 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,595 Three and a half. 26 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:50,731 Put them in the back. 27 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,235 Sign here. 28 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:59,607 Okay. If I sign this, does that obligate me to pay for his funeral? 29 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:03,711 No, no, no, no. It's just for his personal effects. 30 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,282 Oh. 31 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,683 You're related to him, aren't you? 32 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,452 He was my uncle. 33 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,621 (RICHARD STUTTERS) 34 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:18,359 Do you have a pen? Thank you. I was very close. 35 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,464 Your uncle? 36 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,765 Hey! I'm walking here! 37 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:25,999 So ** I! 38 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,902 So what? The guy had no family. 39 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,139 None that's gonna admit to him, anyway, eh? Look at that. 40 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,609 Wait. Couldn't you just save the grave robbing for later? 41 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,811 Do what you need to do, but not in front of me. 42 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,146 Whatever. 43 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,685 Here they are, sir. 44 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,220 After you, Richie. Hello. 45 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,789 You're the ones that discovered 46 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,591 Bernie Lomax's theft from the company. 47 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,059 That's us. 48 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,494 Yes, sir. I'm Richard Parker. 49 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,262 Larry Wilson. Really it was nothing. 50 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:58,265 Anybody with half a brain could have figured it out. 51 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,800 HUMMEL: Is that so? 52 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,703 This is Arthur Hummel 53 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,339 he's with the Internal Investigation Department of the company. 54 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:08,275 -Oh -Arthur? Richard Parker. 55 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,077 It's a pleasure to meet you. 56 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,746 Guess we kind of saved your a***s, Arthur. 57 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,382 I mean, Bernard was really raping 58 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,217 the company right under your nose. (CHUCKLING) 59 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,353 -Thank you. -No sweat! 60 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,655 Oh that's right, you were with Bernie Lomax 61 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,858 on Hampton Island when he was murdered. 62 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:28,396 -Oh yeah! We were there the whole weekend. -It's awful. A tragic story. 63 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:31,298 -Hell of a house, though. -He had a heated pool on the beach... 64 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,966 -What? -... Chicks. 65 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,334 Hm? 66 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:38,171 I'm just being curious, but what were you doing there? 67 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,239 (STUTTERS) 68 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,444 (LARRY STUTTERS AGAIN) 69 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,015 -Working. -Working? 70 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:52,820 Yes...(STUTTERS)... A few days earlier we had uncovered some duplicate policies. 71 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,489 (STUTTERING) 72 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,025 $2 million worth, with Lomax as beneficiary. 73 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,666 RICHARD: Uhm... 74 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:09,570 Yes, naturally we also assumed it was an error. 75 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,906 Then Mr. Lomax invited us out to his beach house to discuss the matter. 76 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:13,874 Discuss it. 77 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,142 At least that's what Larry told me. 78 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,044 You know, I'm just curious, why didn't you go 79 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,879 to someone besides Bernie Lomax? 80 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:23,651 Weren't you just the least bit suspicious that your friend... 81 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,218 No. 82 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,988 ...was the named beneficiary in the phony policies? 83 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:31,191 No, that's wrong. He wasn't my friend, he was Richie's friend. 84 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,627 He wasn't my friend. Bernie Lomax tried to kill us. 85 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,430 Then he tried to have us framed for what he was stealing. 86 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,898 -(LARRY): You hear that? -I don't buy it. 87 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,767 There's nothing to buy, sir. It's the truth. 88 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,401 LARRY: It's a fact, Jack. 89 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,106 I've heard enough. 90 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,308 There seems to be a gray area here. 91 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,611 There certainly does, sir. 92 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:54,114 And, frankly, I don't think our bonding company would cover either one of you. 93 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,182 Well, that's okay. 94 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,886 You'll receive two weeks severance. 95 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,954 That's like instead of the raise? 96 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,056 No, that's like we've just been fired. 97 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,625 (CHUCKLES) 98 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,761 You're firing me? 99 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:13,033 Don't go back to your offices. And don't try to take any papers with you. 100 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,301 We didn't do anything wrong. 101 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,703 We were working for the company. 102 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,370 -You're firing me? -Don't beg, Rich! 103 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,307 I'm willing to beg on my hands and knees. I just want my door! 104 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,109 You g***t your door! 105 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,678 Arthur, do me a favor, blow me. Huh? 106 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,314 (DOOR SLAMS) 107 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,651 I don't buy their story. They know where the money is. 108 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:32,986 I'll nail them. 109 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,659 I hope so, for your sake, Hummel. 110 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,128 I've a stock holder's meeting in two weeks... 111 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,497 ...and if I have to tell them that 112 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,799 this company is out $2 million... 113 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,502 ...you're gonna be out as well. 114 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,306 (DOOR CLOSES) 115 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,292 (SOUND OF DRUMMING) 116 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:23,571 $100,000 for a voodoo queen. Don't you think that's a bit excessive? 117 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,505 It beats losing a whole $1 million. 118 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,242 How did I know someone was gonna kill him? 119 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,913 I had my doubts about this whole thing. 120 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,650 Hey man. 121 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,352 They say that's the last person thst doubted the Mobu's power. 122 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,656 (CLEARS THROAT) 123 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,734 (RHYTHMIC DRUMMING MUSIC) 124 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,269 I thought your friend said there was a party tonight? 125 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,338 Yeah, that's what he told me. 126 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,340 Well, where's the liquor at? 127 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,143 Excuse me. 128 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,778 Big-boned sister. 129 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,684 Say, Homes, where are they hiding the Scotch? 130 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,254 Right. 131 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:20,661 Hmm. In the house. Ooh. From New York. 132 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,102 Is that Oprah? 133 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,370 Uh-hm. 134 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,339 She obviously wants you. 135 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:40,513 Go back to...