South.Park.S23E09.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS - mx Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:07,884 --> 00:01:08,993 Dad... 2 00:01:09,056 --> 00:01:10,882 Dad, I love you. 3 00:01:11,313 --> 00:01:13,140 I love you so much, Dad. 4 00:01:24,893 --> 00:01:26,107 What is it, Scott? 5 00:01:26,195 --> 00:01:27,195 90, Mom. 6 00:01:27,265 --> 00:01:28,476 Okay. Great. 7 00:01:33,179 --> 00:01:34,298 Dad. 8 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,592 I love you. 9 00:01:35,734 --> 00:01:36,785 What? 10 00:01:36,873 --> 00:01:38,520 I love you so much, Dad. 11 00:01:38,843 --> 00:01:40,756 Please, can we get Disney+? 12 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:43,292 God d***n it. Not this s***t again! 13 00:01:43,388 --> 00:01:46,438 No. We don't need Disney ♪♪♪♪ +, Scott! 14 00:01:46,526 --> 00:01:48,741 We've g***t cable, and that's enough. 15 00:01:48,829 --> 00:01:52,013 All this talk about Disney+ and CBS Max 16 00:01:52,101 --> 00:01:53,966 and s***t on a ♪♪♪♪ extreme prime. 17 00:01:54,054 --> 00:01:55,137 Where's it gonna end?! 18 00:01:55,224 --> 00:01:57,289 Straight to ♪♪♪♪ hell, that's where. 19 00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:58,544 I'm going to work. 20 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:05,226 S***t! 21 00:02:07,983 --> 00:02:09,359 A***e. 22 00:02:18,647 --> 00:02:20,962 Mkay, kids. If we can all be quiet, please. 23 00:02:21,147 --> 00:02:22,771 Today is a very special day 24 00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:25,513 because we have a new student who has just moved to town 25 00:02:25,601 --> 00:02:27,569 and will be starting her scholastic adventures 26 00:02:27,656 --> 00:02:28,859 here in South Park. 27 00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:30,605 I know you are all going to be very kind 28 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:32,047 and make her feel at home. 29 00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:33,281 Pfffft. Yeah. 30 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,242 Please say hi to Sophie Gray. 31 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,179 Hey, guys. 32 00:02:38,399 --> 00:02:40,609 Um... well, I moved here from Arizona. 33 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,937 I really like soccer, 34 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:44,047 and I love "The Mandalorian." 35 00:02:44,135 --> 00:02:45,500 And, um... 36 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,812 I guess one thing about me 37 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,937 that might be kind of different is that... 38 00:02:49,025 --> 00:02:50,343 I have diabetes. 39 00:02:50,655 --> 00:02:52,086 Say what?! 40 00:02:52,748 --> 00:02:54,413 I have a thing called diabetes. 41 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:55,513 It's a condition that 42 00:02:55,601 --> 00:02:57,250 affects the way my body processes sugar. 43 00:02:57,359 --> 00:02:58,774 - ♪ Will you marry me? ♪ - It just means 44 00:02:58,798 --> 00:03:00,624 I have to check my blood sugar once in a while, 45 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:03,612 and sometimes I have... 46 00:03:04,054 --> 00:03:05,763 ♪ I swear that I will mean it ♪ 47 00:03:05,851 --> 00:03:11,013 ♪ I say, will you marry me? ♪ 48 00:03:11,101 --> 00:03:12,210 Part of who I **. 49 00:03:12,298 --> 00:03:14,249 Oh! And I also have a pony. 50 00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:15,784 ♪ Singing... ♪ 51 00:03:15,872 --> 00:03:18,030 Holy s***t, you guys! What ** I gonna do?! 52 00:03:18,118 --> 00:03:20,233 About what? About Sophie Gray! 53 00:03:20,321 --> 00:03:22,123 She's my boo! I love her! 54 00:03:22,211 --> 00:03:23,759 What ** I supposed to say to her? 55 00:03:23,846 --> 00:03:25,327 Scott, you can't be with Sophie Gray. 56 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,489 She has diabetes. 57 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:28,764 I know! That's why she's perfect! 58 00:03:28,851 --> 00:03:30,463 No, Scott, If you and Sophie have a baby, 59 00:03:30,551 --> 00:03:31,635 it'll have super diabetes. 60 00:03:31,723 --> 00:03:32,978 I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure 61 00:03:33,002 --> 00:03:34,375 that causes a crater on the Earth. 62 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:36,038 That girl is pretty fly. 63 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:37,770 As soon as she said she watches "Mandalorian," 64 00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:38,834 it gave me a little boner. 65 00:03:38,895 --> 00:03:39,993 If you wanna be with the new girl, 66 00:03:40,017 --> 00:03:41,702 you're gonna have some stiff competition. 67 00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:43,470 Get it? S‐Stiff... 68 00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:45,781 c‐c‐c‐c... 69 00:03:46,116 --> 00:03:47,343 competition. 70 00:03:47,578 --> 00:03:48,892 But she has diabetes! 71 00:03:49,089 --> 00:03:51,452 You guys always rip on me for having diabetes! 72 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,340 You guys always rip on me for having diabetes. 73 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:54,616 I'm Scott Malkinson. 74 00:03:55,243 --> 00:03:57,523 Oh, no! Not this time! 75 00:03:57,646 --> 00:04:00,624 You assholes aren't ruining Scott Malkinson's life again! 76 00:04:00,729 --> 00:04:03,062 I'm taking control, you understand? 77 00:04:06,088 --> 00:04:07,536 I'm taking control, you understand. 78 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:09,327 - I'm Scott Malkinson. - I have diabetes. 79 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:18,512 ♪ I can smell the chemicals ♪ 80 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,320 Hey, Clark. Clark, you there? 81 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:23,054 This is Clark. Go ahead. 82 00:04:23,247 --> 00:04:25,530 Yeah, hey. I think we actually have a job. 83 00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:27,957 The Stotches need their cable box looked at. 84 00:04:28,044 --> 00:04:29,391 Alright. I'm on it! 85 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,559 Now, listen, Clark. 86 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,294 Part of why we're losing customers 87 00:04:32,381 --> 00:04:34,363 is because people say our service is slow. 88 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:36,942 Don't worry. I'll be there as fast as I can! 89 00:04:52,621 --> 00:04:54,884 Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order? 90 00:04:54,971 --> 00:04:57,215 Number 3 Value Meal. No pickle. 91 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,236 Oh. Well, finally. 92 00:05:29,324 --> 00:05:30,820 The cable company gave us a window 93 00:05:30,907 --> 00:05:32,287 of noon to 5:00 for you to show up. 94 00:05:32,389 --> 00:05:33,503 It's 5:15. 95 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,457 Only 15 minutes late. 96 00:05:36,176 --> 00:05:37,510 This is why we should quit cable 97 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,094 and just go to streaming services. 98 00:05:39,245 --> 00:05:41,965 Oh! You want quantity over quality?! 99 00:05:42,053 --> 00:05:44,502 Streaming services are destroying our town! 100 00:05:44,687 --> 00:05:47,486 People don't watch and bond over the same shows anymore. 101 00:05:47,574 --> 00:05:49,338 Everyone watches something different. 102 00:05:49,425 --> 00:05:51,173 'Cause you g***t assholes in Hollywood 103 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:53,643 making little niche programs for everybody. 104 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,074 That's what you want?! 105 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,840 Yeah, I think I do. 106 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:03,676 Goth Kid: Uh, hi. You're the new girl, right? 107 00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:06,637 Just wanted to say, you know... 108 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,645 welcome to the school. 109 00:06:08,937 --> 00:06:11,020 Oh, thanks! That's really nice of you. 110 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:13,067 I was wondering if, maybe sometime, 111 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:15,064 well, I could show you around, if you need it. 112 00:06:15,184 --> 00:06:16,365 Wow! That'd be great. 113 00:06:16,452 --> 00:06:18,267 A couple of the other guys offered, too. 114 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:19,434 Yeah. 115 00:06:19,521 --> 00:06:20,799 A lot of the guys here are posers, though. 116 00:06:20,823 --> 00:06:22,403 - You gotta be careful. - That's funny. 117 00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:23,895 Another one of the guys said that. 118 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,998 He was the tall kid that kind of dresses like you? 119 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:27,792 Oh, yeah. He's a total poser. 120 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,495 God d***n it. 121 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:31,121 Assholes. 122 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,930 Yeah, and so my dad actually still lives in Scottsdale. 123 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:46,395 Scottsdale. I love it there. 124 00:06:46,482 --> 00:06:47,657 Hey, Sophie. How's it going? 125 00:06:47,745 --> 00:06:49,016 Aah! Watch it, dork. 126 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,080 I have something really important to tell you, Sophie. 127 00:06:51,104 --> 00:06:52,141 It can't wait. 128 00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:54,008 Oh, okay. I'll see you around, huh? 129 00:06:54,156 --> 00:06:55,969 Yeah. Sure thing. 130 00:06:57,312 --> 00:06:58,693 So, um... 131 00:06:58,803 --> 00:07:00,317 You have diabetes, right? 132 00:07:00,562 --> 00:07:01,680 Yeah. 133 00:07:03,237 --> 00:07:04,144 I... 134 00:07:04,232 --> 00:07:05,633 have diabetes. 135 00:07:06,766 --> 00:07:07,930 Oh. 136 00:07:10,469 --> 00:07:11,550 So... 137 00:07:11,645 --> 00:07:13,118 what do you wanna do now? 138 00:07:19,915 --> 00:07:21,262 So... 139 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:23,954 What's your favorite food that you can't eat? 140 00:07:24,687 --> 00:07:26,071 Mine's waffles. 141 00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:28,803 Um... I haven't really thought about it. 142 00:07:28,891 --> 00:07:30,133 Oh... 143 00:07:30,359 --> 00:07:32,508 Do you watch "The Mandalorian" on Disney+? 144 00:07:32,596 --> 00:07:35,109 Oh, uh, yeah. Of course. 145 00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:37,071 I love "The Mandalorian!" Right? 146 00:07:37,159 --> 00:07:39,452 It's the best Star Wars thing since "Empire." 147 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:41,382 Makes all the new movies...