Grantchester - 07x04 - Episode 4.STV.WEB-DL.BTN.English.HI.C.orig.Addic7ed.com Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:04,580 MUSIC: 'Venus' by Frankie Avalon 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,800 ♪ Hey, Venus ♪ 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,760 ♪ Oh, Venus ♪ 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,976 ♪ Venus if you will ♪ 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,456 ♪ Please send a little girl for me to thrill ♪ 6 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,616 CHURCH BELL 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,696 ♪ A girl who wants my kisses and my arms ♪ 8 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,336 ♪ A girl with all the charms of you ♪ 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,176 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 10 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,040 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 11 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,360 ♪ Venus make her fair... ♪ 12 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,616 I've been asked by the ladies and gentleman 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,976 of the Parish Missionary Circle 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,416 repeatedly, they are quite the persistent bunch, 15 00:00:45,839 --> 00:00:49,016 to remind you that they are holding a charity auction tomorrow. 16 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:50,736 Now, as the saying goes, 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,496 "He who has no charity deserves no mercy", 18 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,256 and believe me, they will be utterly merciless 19 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,016 if you do not hand over your money. 20 00:00:58,575 --> 00:01:01,496 As always, if you need to talk to me about anything, 21 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,245 bar yesterday's terrible football results, 22 00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:06,376 we are a close-knit community 23 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:09,173 and my door is always open. 24 00:01:09,661 --> 00:01:11,816 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you, Vicar. 25 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,016 Unmitigated disaster. 26 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,176 Mrs Chapman promised us a dozen cakes for the auction. 27 00:01:17,443 --> 00:01:19,604 - Do you know how many she's made? - Less than a dozen? 28 00:01:19,629 --> 00:01:22,152 The situation with Sylvia is fubar. 29 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,880 Yesterday, she left the house without wearing her girdle. 30 00:01:25,309 --> 00:01:27,376 - No girdle, Will. - No cakes, Will. 31 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,976 And what is a cake stall without cakes? 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,057 Just a table. 33 00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:32,216 That was wonderful. You were wonderful. 34 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,416 I was so moved by it. 35 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,616 The importance of what you're doing, the gravitas of your role. 36 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,176 Victoria sponge, cherry Bakewell, Battenberg. 37 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,456 Eleanor has become positively fascistic about this event. 38 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,976 Poor Eleanor, her husband's quite deaf, you know. 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,016 She says the entire thing's driving her to drink. 40 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,931 - What doesn't drive her to drink? - Daniel! 41 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,096 THEY CHUCKLE 42 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,736 I'd love to pick your brains about following in your footsteps. 43 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,096 - Absolutely. - You need to speak to her, Will. 44 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,936 - Absolutely. - We need 12 cakes, Will. 45 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,200 Absolutely. 46 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,456 The section in the middle was just long and boring... 47 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,616 - Making your escape, Vicar? - Cover me, will you? 48 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,056 I don't know how you put up with my wife and her friends. 49 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,320 Those damnable women blathering on. 50 00:02:10,561 --> 00:02:12,376 All part of the service, Mr Hughes. 51 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,576 The way they all moon around that Daniel fella. 52 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,902 Dansy the Pansy I call him. 53 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,131 Dansy the Pansy! 54 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,544 Must have taken you hours to come up with that. 55 00:02:20,546 --> 00:02:21,842 Oh, Lord, incoming. 56 00:02:22,277 --> 00:02:23,413 One last thing, Will... 57 00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:26,096 It's never one last thing with our wives, is it, Adam? 58 00:02:26,548 --> 00:02:28,736 You will say a blessing in the auction, won't you? 59 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,456 Nothing like a good prayer to guilt the sinners into donating. 60 00:02:31,799 --> 00:02:33,736 Absolutely. I'd be happy to. 61 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,120 BICYCLE BELL RINGS 62 00:02:35,145 --> 00:02:36,132 Bonnie. 63 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,096 - She certainly is. - Very pretty. 64 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,211 - Single? - We're friends. 65 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:42,560 But don't let the truth get in the way of a good bit of gossip. 66 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:44,281 THEY LAUGH 67 00:02:45,529 --> 00:02:46,920 Look at you doing your vicaring. 68 00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:51,416 - They laugh at everything you say? - I ** pretty hilarious. 69 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,066 I think it's more likely the dress. 70 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,296 - Now, Bonnie Evans. - Yes, Reverend Davenport? 71 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,816 What do you know about cakes? 72 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,056 HE GRUNTS 73 00:02:59,126 --> 00:03:02,139 - God d***n you, Mrs C. - Blasphemy, Vicar. 74 00:03:02,973 --> 00:03:06,176 She hasn't worked once this week. I'm cooking, I'm cleaning. 75 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,040 - Nothing. Ah-ah! - Ooh! 76 00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:15,322 Leaving a grown man to look after himself, it's outrageous. 77 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,269 Ah! 78 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,696 Just cut the burnt bits off. 79 00:03:21,185 --> 00:03:22,736 It's all burnt bits. 80 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,496 SHE CHUCKLES 81 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,160 - Knife. - Er... 82 00:03:28,331 --> 00:03:29,640 Brandy. 83 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,200 Not sure how that's gonna help. 84 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,282 Oh! 85 00:03:44,753 --> 00:03:46,776 I did actually come here for a reason, you know. 86 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,861 Oh, not just my scintillating company? 87 00:03:48,886 --> 00:03:50,323 That too, obviously. 88 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:52,896 I'm worried about Cath. 89 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,256 She's really sad and mopey. 90 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,286 - Oh, poor Cath. - How's George? 91 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:00,420 - Good morning. - Oh. 92 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,981 - It's nearly two. - I know. 93 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,200 If you need me, I'll be in bed. 94 00:04:19,951 --> 00:04:21,336 We need a thing. 95 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,456 You're gonna have to be a bit more specific than that. 96 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,520 No, you know when you're in the army and you make like a plan. 97 00:04:26,954 --> 00:04:28,976 - An operation. - Exactly. 98 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,656 Operation get Cath and Geordie back together 99 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,456 cos they're meant to be 100 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,176 and it's making them miserable that they're not. 101 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,131 HE LAUGHS That's catchy. 102 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,056 - They love each other. - Of course they do. 103 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:48,320 They just need to be reminded that love is a very splendid thing. 104 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:50,915 Like the song. 105 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,416 Many splendored thing. 106 00:04:54,798 --> 00:04:56,016 Really? 107 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,776 HE LAUGHS Yes. 108 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,736 But that doesn't even sound like a word. 109 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,136 Splendored? 110 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,960 Splen-dored? 111 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:06,696 What? 112 00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,058 Flour. 113 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,416 DOG WHINES AND BARKS 114 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,520 Oh, Lord, not again! 115 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,416 Oh... Ah. 116 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,720 HE SIGHS 117 00:05:29,714 --> 00:05:33,176 - Hail, fine fellows. - How now, Leonardo. 118 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,840 That's just a little thing we do. 119 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,856 Jim's interested in becoming a curate. 120 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,511 - I thought you could shed some light. - Wonderful. Yes, of course. 121 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,600 Being a priest is about serving God. 122 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:51,776 It's about patience, tolerance... 123 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,016 - Mrs C, what are you doing here? - Tolerance. 124 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,856 - It's about kindness to others. - Are you trying to annoy me? 125 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,656 Cos you're doing a bloody good job of it. 126 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,576 - Kindness to others. - You do remember that you work for me? 127 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,040 I'm taking a hiatus. 128 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,816 Perhaps it would be helpful if you told Will 129 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,436 why you're taking a hiatus. 130 00:06:13,391 --> 00:06:15,357 I'm no longer a believer. 131 00:06:15,493 --> 00:06:17,909 She and God had a falling out. 132 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,592 God lost. 133 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,880 You couldn't have lost your faith after you baked 12 cakes? 134 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,255 - So selfish. - I'm selfish? I'm the selfish one? 135 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:30,543 God deserts us all in the end. 136 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,537 Put that in your little book. 137 00:06:37,840 -->...