Crocodile.2.Death.Swamp.2002.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:32,150 You don't know what 2 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:54,260 Get the f***k out of here. 3 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,980 What the f***k are you doing? 4 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,440 You don't move, I'm going to f***k you in the a***s right here. Go. 5 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:01,020 Go. Go. 6 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:04,580 Get in the pool. 7 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,160 Get in the f***g pool. 8 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:07,420 Go. 9 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,820 Don't anybody move or breathe unless I tell you to. 10 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:28,990 Way downtown. 11 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:31,710 Bang. 12 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:36,950 I'm in. 13 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,550 Pete, you alright? 14 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:47,110 You g***t him, Pete. 15 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:48,610 You have a drink? 16 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:52,270 Hey, 17 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:53,750 it's me. 18 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,570 Hi, how is it? 19 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,290 It's amazing. 20 00:04:57,370 --> 00:04:58,370 When did you see this place? 21 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,870 How's Anaheim? 22 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:02,530 Whatever. 23 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:05,310 Hey, I g***t your present. It's great. 24 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,850 I have to hit it a million times before it lights. 25 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:10,070 Well, it's an antique. 26 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,370 So, did you like the engraving? 27 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:14,770 Kind of sappy. 28 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:17,170 Yeah, but deep down inside, you know you like the sappy. 29 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:18,690 Among other things. 30 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:20,370 So what flight are you working? 31 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:25,690 Oh, 211. Oh, party plane to the Mexican coast, huh? Don't even go there. 32 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:30,090 Look, I'm really looking forward to this weekend. 33 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:32,210 I hope we can work everything out. 34 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,190 I hope so. 35 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,010 I love you. 36 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:42,570 Put the champagne on ice, and I'll see you in a couple of hours, okay? 37 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:43,790 Bye. 38 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,520 It looks like it's going to rain. 39 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:55,460 I hate rain. 40 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,560 Come on, let's go. 41 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,100 Oh, God. 42 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:02,260 Are you okay? 43 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:05,040 Yeah. Yeah, I think I'll be okay. 44 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,700 Hang on just a second. 45 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,720 The stewardess is afraid to fly. 46 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:50,690 Can I help you? There should be four electronic tickets on the dirty shaves. 47 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:51,870 Okay. 48 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:57,190 You're going to have to check all those bags. Those are too big for carry -on. 49 00:06:57,510 --> 00:06:58,510 That'll be wonderful. 50 00:06:58,750 --> 00:06:59,750 Thank you. 51 00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:00,870 Mm -hmm. 52 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,330 Take care of my bag, right? I g***t it. 53 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:38,970 Gentlemen, I have your refreshments. 54 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:42,350 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 55 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:43,910 Oh, thank you. 56 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:48,170 Um, no weather delays today, g***t it? 57 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:51,110 Oh, tell me. 58 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,890 Zach is meeting you for the weekend. 59 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:55,210 Yep. Oh, cool, cool. 60 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,270 I like Zach. 61 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:00,850 Yeah. Well, we're going to give it another shot. 62 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:03,570 Good. Now, when you get down there. 63 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:06,670 Do something new. Maybe go scuba diving. 64 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:12,430 Beautiful reefs. The wife and I do it all the time. Put some excitement into 65 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,430 relationship. 66 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:35,370 Can I get you something to drink? Can we get margaritas? 67 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:36,909 Of course. I'll make you one especially. 68 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,370 Hey, Singapore slings. Can you make those? 69 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:42,070 The Singapore sling was invented in 1915. 70 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:44,090 Raffles Hotel in Singapore. 71 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:45,510 I'm the champion. 72 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:48,390 That's all I need to say. Thank you very much. 73 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:49,590 You the man. 74 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:53,230 Give me some love, baby. Give me some love. Another 50 points. Way to go, 75 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:54,870 Yeah, 76 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:59,110 I won the Fun Sun Trivia Bowl, so we're all going to Acapulco and everything's 77 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:00,110 paid for. 78 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:04,870 Wow. Brian Bigham, I ** the champion. 79 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,010 Anyone ask me anything? 80 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:09,110 Anyone. 81 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:11,710 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's see. 82 00:09:13,630 --> 00:09:15,970 What's the average altitude of most commercial flights? 83 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:22,170 Average altitude of most commercial flights, 35 ,000 feet. 84 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:24,430 I ** the champion. Yes! 85 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,950 Why do I get the feeling this is going to be one of those flights? 86 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,049 How's the book? 87 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,050 Good. 88 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:35,990 So what do you do? 89 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:41,590 I'm a nurse. You're a very philanthropic profession. I know a little bit about 90 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:47,710 medical because I'm a lawyer. I used to do malpractice, malfeasance, just in 91 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,710 rentals. 92 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:51,669 Hey, you. 93 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:52,670 Something to drink, sir? 94 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:56,450 I'd like a martini, please, made with your top -shelf vodka. Very dry. Just a 95 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,290 way to remove the bottle over it. And another one for the young lady over 96 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:01,750 Oh, thank you. No, it's not a problem. It's their job. 97 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,090 She'll have a sec. 98 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:08,470 Excuse me. 99 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,210 Can I have a bag, please? 100 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:12,790 Absolutely. Here you go, sir. 101 00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:16,350 Thank you. 102 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:18,910 Is that all right? 103 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:28,200 I take it you took the short bus to school, my friend. 104 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,060 Pete. 105 00:10:56,410 --> 00:11:00,350 Can I get you anything, sir? Something to... I'm absolutely fine, thanks. 106 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:01,890 Okay. How about you, sir? 107 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:03,910 You g***t a shot of wheatgrass? 108 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:08,150 No, we don't have anything like that on the plane. It's okay. 109 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:10,910 Hey! 110 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:13,550 Something to drink, sir? 111 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:16,350 Yeah. You g***t any bourbon? 112 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,610 Sure. 113 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,160 It's all right, everyone. 114 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,220 This is absolutely normal. 115 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:01,860 Everything's fine. 116 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,820 No problem. 117 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,280 You. Yeah? 118 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,100 Smoking in the bathroom? 119 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,580 What? 120 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,680 You were smoking in the bathroom? 121 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,040 Yeah. 122 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,080 I always like to have a cigarette after I cum, you know? 123 00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:32,130 Well, then I guess you're aware that it's a federal offense with a $3 ,000 124 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,490 Really? 125 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,610 And that you put every single one of these passengers in jeopardy. 126 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:41,730 I'm sorry. 127 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:47,130 You know, it's my job to report you to the authorities when we land, and I'm 128 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:48,130 going to. Don't. 129 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:49,510 What? 130 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,990 You're making me think about doing something. 131 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,290 Get off me! 132 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,050 Don't look at her. 133 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:10,910 Hey! 134 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,210 Can't believe your a***s. 135 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,050 Good help really is hard to find, Max. 136 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,640 Listen, I need you conscious for this. 137 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:04,440 Flight 211, please be informed that the storm has entered your flight path. We 138 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,120 recommend that you... Uh, we're going to be going through that ground control. 139 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,280 Over. 140 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,550 on that. Storm has been upgraded to severe, so you must turn back. 141 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,790 Roger that, Ground Control. 142 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,050 Over. 143 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,970 It's that bad, Jerry? We have to turn around? 144 00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,310 Afraid so. Sorry about that. 145 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,210 Well, you heard him, Zoldy. Let's turn around. 146 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,090 You g***t it. 147 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,370 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 148 00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:33,470 As you know, we've been flying through the storm, and as you can see, it's been 149 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:34,470 getting worse. 150 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,830 But we are returning to Anaheim. 151 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 and put your seatbelt on, please. 152 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:45,680 Everything is fine, but sir, you need...